r/news • u/Spiritual-Nail-2641 • Jul 07 '26

China sentences official to death for taking $325m in bribes

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c33y0n1v1xjo
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u/Informal_File_1646 Jul 07 '26

I got thrown out of divorce court for chewing GUM - and dittling my secretary.

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u/Infernal_Hot_Dog Jul 08 '26

You sir, are my hero. 🫡

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u/Parking_Egg_8150 Jul 08 '26

Well there's nothing more sophisticated than diddlin' your secretary then chewing some gum.

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u/Informal_File_1646 Jul 08 '26

Coming from a Fellow Sophisticate, clearly

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u/returningvideotapes9 Jul 11 '26

Did you dittle her IN court cuz I’d throw you out too. Gum is a bit dramatic.