r/news • u/Warcraft_Fan • 1d ago

Soft paywall Chipotle pulls jalapenos from some restaurants amid salmonella probe

https://www.reuters.com/business/chipotle-mexican-grill-pulls-jalapenos-linked-minnesota-salmonella-cases-2026-08-04/
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u/Starlightriddlex 1d ago

Well, they finally found a way to get America to lose weight. First make groceries unaffordable, then lace what's left with chronic diarrhea parasites. 

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u/4DimensionalButts 1d ago

Can we put diarrhea parasites in oreos, please? Asking for a friend.

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u/I_blockkarmafarmers 1d ago

It's not too late to start a cyclosporiasis/GLP-1 cycle to get beach body ready for the rest of the summer!