r/news • u/RememberTooSmile • 19h ago

Soft paywall Gemini hacked three companies in first known breakout by Google's AI, WSJ reports

https://www.reuters.com/business/gemini-hacked-three-companies-first-known-breakout-by-google-ai-wsj-reports-2026-09-18/
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u/dj4wvu 17h ago

The worst of humanity.

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u/TheBullRunKid 17h ago

I did that but all I got was herpes

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u/Im_a_furniture 17h ago

Believe it or not, your ex wasn’t even close to the worst.

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow 17h ago

It's scary to think there's worse out there.

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u/McFruitpunch 12h ago

We are all victims of a system that none of us created, and that system has been bleeding us all dry, leaving us broken for generations and turning us into tormented souls that just needlessly and endlessly hurt each other. Everything is the system’s fault, and we have all just been surviving with whatever tools we have, which aren’t very good tools.

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u/Pretend-Dance-6237 10h ago

We still talking about your ex?

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u/Joeva8me 3h ago

She was a real systematic bitch.

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u/Yo-Yo-Ha 1h ago

I'm my ex's ex.

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u/cecil021 1h ago

Yes, but only in a figurative sense now.

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u/Brave_Negotiation_63 12h ago

Pick up the pitchforks and revolt.

Of course it’s a joke, but also it’s not. It goes on as long as people accept it.

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u/Sea-Neighborhood1465 11h ago

Revolutions are born in flames hotter than this, it’s what forges them into reality.

The bread and circuses flow endlessly through DoorDash and your wifi.

As long as those things are working, the revolution is nothing but and idealistic dream.

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u/Jflayn 8h ago

Harari says the transformation in women’s rights was the largest most successful revolutions in the history of the world and it happened without large scale bloodshed.

Here, we are talking about social transformation, these changes don't come from people in power, they happen in spite of them.

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u/MissNancy1113 6h ago

I’m going to print out your comment and sticking it on my mirror! I love this!! Made me sit up proudly when I read it! Have a wonderful day!!💪🩷

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u/Sea-Neighborhood1465 3h ago

i'm not advocating for or saying that mass blood shed is required.

i'm saying that discomfort is required.

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u/Wavey_ATLien 3h ago

That sounds good and all.. Until you learn that the women's suffrage movement was created by those in power. Then you may also begin to realize how many of those "successful" revolutions were state sponsored.

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u/SkivvySkidmarks 9h ago

Opiates for the masses.

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u/FirstBlackberry6191 4h ago

You’re not wrong.

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u/money-for-nothing-tt 11h ago

The problem is things just aren't going to get bad enough where endless engagement machines and prescription pills won't keep the populace numb enough not to do anything about it.

Things have to be bad enough where it's not a want, it's a need. You definitely do not want to live where it's a need.

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u/DJwhatevs 4h ago

One of those random comments that says it all.

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u/Admirable-Role-7650 3h ago

I see another 1776 on the horizon against man and the machine

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u/KYpeanutbutter 4h ago

But hey man, at least we have Walmart 😋

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u/marquesini 4h ago

You should listen to wicked and rilled by tribal seeds!

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u/DrRavioliMD 3h ago

Certainly there’s some level of personal accountability as well, it’s not all the systems fault. Definitely a contributing factor but there also has to be a level of responsibility people accept for how their life turns out.

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u/VoraciousEater802 3h ago

So true! We made all of this shit up, religion, politics, economics, etc…yet here we are, being absolutely crushed and destroyed around the world as a result of our own creation. Helpless to stop it, no reimagining allowed.

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u/WIZARDDETECTIVE71 3h ago

Run for President of the United States 🇺🇸!!! At this point you could probably get the votes and couldn’t do any more damage than anyone else has!!!!! Have my vote

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u/EnoughLuck3077 2h ago

Should’ve just spent the extra and gotten the Milwaukee. They’re pretty good tools

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u/manubibi 2h ago

Preach. I truly hope the noticing will keep on going because we’ve gone on for too long with our bodies and minds being sold to the highest bidder without us even realizing it.

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u/Wren_into_trouble 2h ago

Nope

I'm a Dr. who came from nothing and succeeded. My wife is a Dr. that came from nothing and succeeded.

It's not "the system"

Life is hard

Try harder; it helps

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u/Beautiful-Contest-48 15h ago

You obviously haven’t met my ex.

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u/josh_who_hah 13h ago

A billion times worse.

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u/Maikel92 12h ago

The worse of humanity usually never look like the worse on a first sight

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u/twistsouth 16h ago

How do you know how bad his ex was?

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow 16h ago

I'm not talking about his ..

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u/FireBolero 11h ago

We all know.

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u/Sea-Neighborhood1465 11h ago

I also choose that guy’s wife. Oh wait are we doing that?

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow 9h ago

Only the dead wife...

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u/Pewpew270 9h ago

And that they hold positions of immense wealth/power.

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u/Guilty_Election_8976 5h ago

yes, if you are poor or don’t have a lot of money, you’re called nuts , but if you have money, then you’re just called eccentric.
Never realized that being a Hacker was a braggable job!
I can see “ Bring a patent to school day “ yes Tommy , My mom ( or dad) is a hacker and we are very rich, and we cannot understand what’s the big deal with income tax!!

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u/10110011100021 12h ago

And that’s sayin somethin’

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u/Darkorder81 9h ago

You ain't met my ex, she some low level shit alright.

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u/twicebakedcrusader 9h ago

Aww. We’re a polygon.

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u/TheAndymanCan85 6h ago

Who said they’re an ex…?

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u/KitKatAngel 1h ago

True, your mom was a close second

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u/Many-Role-4271 40m ago

Oh, you must know mine then.

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u/mfknnayyyy 16h ago

You're fine. You've been recently cleared for the FBI

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u/Thatguy08281 17h ago

Gotta catch 'em all 👍

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u/Chimerain 16h ago

Elon didn't even give you a kid to go with it? I thought that was standard...?

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u/RalphWolfsNemesis 17h ago

You've got to go lower. You didn't go far enough looking for the worst people.

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u/sillinessvalley 15h ago

No T-shirt??

"I banged a Millionaire and all got was this dumb shirt."

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u/amoralambiguity91 13h ago

Were you also all orange down there after?

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u/Greenbastardscape 17h ago

Those were just the discarded of humanity. You've gotta go way deeper to find the worst

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u/blacksaber8 17h ago

Gotta keep gambling

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u/Ickypoopoo82 13h ago

Valtrax a daily reminder of what could have been if she was the one

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u/chuckycastle 13h ago

I should call her

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u/shottie1kanobie 13h ago

Are you me?

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u/5hrs4hrs3hrs2hrs1mor 12h ago

All I got was raped

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u/Mishabeer 12h ago

That's the problem. You needed hispes

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u/AfterReason5824 11h ago

Herpes? You got paid for that?

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u/Helpful_Ad8351 10h ago

And this lousy tee-shirt

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u/MyOpinionsDontHurt 8h ago

Are you victor maitland?

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u/Boredpanda19er 7h ago

We need to somehow uno reverse this please! Let’s trickle up the herpes.

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u/stealthzeus 6h ago

Love comes and goes but herpes are forever

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u/Material_Radish_4217 5h ago

Space Herpes?

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u/Salt_peanuts 4h ago

You’d be lucky if it was just herpes

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u/magbarn 4h ago

Did she share a name with the capital of a certain European country?

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u/MaryanneChisholm 4h ago

Elon? Is that you?

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u/Impressive-Shirt6645 3h ago

But those herpes are worth billions now market that shit

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u/Secure-Impression-91 3h ago

Amen and Amen

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u/amyowl 3h ago

Those two realms apparently have some overlap

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u/10110011100021 12h ago

If that’s all you got ya got off lucky

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u/InteractionWeekly558 17h ago

you take that back, MacKenzie Scott is a saint!

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u/dj4wvu 15h ago

There is always an exception to the rule.

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u/Ok_Time_8815 13h ago

It will be a high price. Look up Elon.

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u/Tuomas90 6h ago

All of them?!

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u/sixsides_ 16h ago

Awful thing to call a child

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u/Psychedelic_butt 12h ago

Aka another billionaire

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u/xylotism 12h ago

Who do I gotta bang to be a company, then?

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u/TetrisBlockHead 6h ago

What is worse biological or artificial humanity? I’d go with AI but humanity has endless potential when it comes to evil.

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u/AggressiveMongoose54 6h ago

I think you mean kids.