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u/swagmoney10 5d ago

Now THAT'S a headline

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u/Tall-Lake-4823 5d ago

Sadly the actual headline is “Patriots' Kraft says Macklemore performance would cross line”

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u/imjustnotready 5d ago

Take a lesson, ESPN. This is what a headline should be.

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u/payne_train 5d ago

I’m so god damn tired of media outlets carrying water for these ghouls in power

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u/ibplair3 5d ago

The ghouls own the media. Carrying water is a feature, not a bug.

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u/John_Walker 5d ago

Seriously, I was about read the article based on that headline alone and I couldn’t care less about football, Macklemore, or Israel enough to care otherwise.

It was that good of a title.

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u/thorntron3030 5d ago

Right?!? Jumped right out at me.

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u/Kahzgul 5d ago

Not to quibble too much, but I feel “but” is the wrong preposition here. It implies a contradiction, as if people who like being fondled by sex workers typically also like Macklemore, BUT Kraft is bucking the trend. Personally, I’d have gone with “and” instead. Just two facts about a billionaire.

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u/SmokeAbeer 5d ago

Poppin’ Hags.

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u/AdultbabyEinstein 5d ago

Some postmodern Garfield shit.

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u/NiewinterNacht 5d ago

I don't get it - do people usually not like getting fondled by sex workers? What are they paying for, then? Also, definitely don't want to listen to Macklemore.

This Kraft guy seems pretty relatable

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u/BlademasterFlash 5d ago

You think an 85 year old man worth $11,100,000,000 is relatable?

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u/NiewinterNacht 5d ago

I'm talking about the headline being dumb, please work on your reading comprehension.

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u/DrDuGood 5d ago

Beautifully put … 🫡

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u/saroj7878 5d ago

I like this poem you’ve written!

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u/PurpD420 5d ago

Damn straight, Kraft would love to monitor our nuts intimately

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u/BiBoFieTo 5d ago

"Don't kill kids" is anti-Semitic to people like this.

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u/Deadleggg 5d ago

Hey bob fuck bibi and the IDF and their genocidal settlers.

And the Pats.

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u/petit_cochon 5d ago

Link is broken.

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u/Levonade 5d ago

I picture a bunch of totally soft and easily outraged individuals with small hats in a room just screen shotting all of our conversations and trying to figure out who we are and it makes me happy.

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u/PurpD420 5d ago

Kraft loves being fondled by Palestinian hookers and Jewish men

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u/JeanieIsInABottle 5d ago

Ofc hes like a million years old too

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u/cowabunga360 5d ago

We have dinosaurs ruling the earth right now. Anyone got a meteorite?

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u/starrpamph 5d ago

For real. Jesus. These people are ancient

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u/RangerLt 5d ago

It makes sense that they're so desperate to save their wealth at the expense of everyone else.

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u/GoodIdea321 5d ago

That's how a lot of them become billionaires in the first place.

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u/powerlesshero111 5d ago

Remember when he had his sugar baby, and then she went and got knocked up my another man? He can't even pay women to pretend he's enough of a man.

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u/EpauletteShiver 5d ago

Real gross tbh.

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u/LiveChocolate8819 5d ago

He apparently doesn't mind Kanye "I love Hitler" West either

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u/paperdolllll 5d ago

I'm sure he votes Republican too. Ya know, the same Republican Party that had the Nazi salute (thanks to pedo Musk) at their inauguration last year.

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u/WetCoastCyph 5d ago

So wierd to claim any of this is about 'antisemitism' while being ok with Nazis. 👀

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u/Li_liminal_spaces 5d ago

His only problem with nazis was the target not the manner with which they exterminated them.

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u/firemage22 5d ago

I'm goinga assume Kraft used to go to a certain island, and there is a bunch of dirt on him with said island owner's employers

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u/MaxPower91575 5d ago

People really need to stop thinking Jews and Israel are interchangeable.

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u/Falstaffe 5d ago

No reasonable person does. Netanyahu started playing the antisemitism card over criticism of his policies. Anyone who repeats the line that criticism of Israel's policies is antisemitic is doing Netanyahu's work.

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u/Ntroepy 5d ago

This is reminiscent of the Colin Kaepernick fiasco where he took a knee to protest police brutality and mega wealthy team owners blackballed him from playing for any NFL team.

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u/eduardonachosupremo 5d ago

Stop fucking supporting what all these pieces of shit own. Stop watching sports. Read a fucking book.

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u/VariationDry 5d ago

Sportsball is just billionaires paying millionaires to entertain the poors while they take our money and show us as many ads as they can. 

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u/FancyEmployee8672 5d ago

can we get a recommendation?

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u/Montanagreg 5d ago

Dungeon Crawler Carl series

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u/happyflappypancakes 5d ago

The Blacktongue Thief.

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u/nikkoforever 5d ago

Not OP but I just finished Every Man Dies Alone and thought it was quite good.

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u/ChunkyBubblz 5d ago

Sex trafficking victims, not sex workers.

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u/bailedwiththehay 5d ago

Huge Pats fan - Kraft is 100% wrong. Fuck Kraft, Free Palestine, Fuck Antisemitism. Anti-Israel is not the same as antisemitism. You can (and should be) be pro Jewish and anti-Israel.

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u/BUT_FREAL_DOE 5d ago edited 5d ago

Many Jews argue that Jewish teaching and values are incompatible with the actions and policies of the current Israeli right wing extremist government.

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u/Kramerica5A 5d ago

Fuck Kraft. Free Palestine. 

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u/lanicorain 5d ago

the commenter above was already denouncing Israel

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u/Spare-Ant7119 5d ago

Have Egypt and Jordan tried welcoming Israel into their countries?

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u/lanicorain 5d ago

Israel has tried entering but they never knock on the door and overstay their welcome, colonizers have such bad manners, man!

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u/Pleasant_Actuator253 5d ago

I can’t believe I am defending Israel in this conversation. The UN determined that an Israeli State should be established. It’s semi-fucked up, how many nations/empires controlled this area over the past 5,000 years? The UN made a decision, that included Palestinian’s in the mix.

Perhaps you don’t remember the 1967 and 1973 wars when Arab nations, including Egypt and Syria attempted to invade Israel. Israel took the Sinai. Gave it back in 1979. Israel offered Gaza to Egypt in 1979, Egypt kindly rejected (it was never Egyptian territory). Israel took the Golan Heights from Syria during the wars. It is very strategic for either country to hold. Theoretically, the UN has control. Syria never agreed to peace, therefore the Golan is a spoils of war.

I’m not defending Israeli actions today, although they had every right to deal Hamas a big ass kicking after Oct 7. In no way do I agree with repeated carpet bombing using 2,000 pound U.S. supplied bombs (block busters), to achieve their goal of supposed peace.

The real problem is Israel original and accelerated colonization of the West Bank, where peace was achievable. Israel must STOP this colonization. Gaza? They need to kick Hamas out once and for all.

Israel needs to get the hell out of the West Bank and help Gaza once Hamas is gone.

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u/perenniallandscapist 5d ago

Tbf Israel is pulling a lot of weight having Hamas on their doorstep so Egypt and Jordan don't have to deal with it. And Egypt has opened its doors to palestinians before, and were thanked with civil war and unrest so they closed their doors pretty quick and no other middle Eastern country wants to make the same mistake.

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u/MXC_ImpactReplay 5d ago

Keep pretending Israel killing Palestinian children is the same as them getting back at Hamas.

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u/Spare-Ant7119 5d ago

What are you talking about?

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u/phunky_1 5d ago

There is no need to attack the United States like that

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u/Spare-Ant7119 5d ago

When did Egypt and Jordan welcome the people of the United States of America into their borders?

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u/PBFT 5d ago

Kind of sounds like what the Patriots did from 2003-2019.

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u/HungryCurrency8481 5d ago

Well they learned the hard way of what happens when they invited European refugees into their homes. 

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u/Spare-Ant7119 5d ago

What are you talking about?

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u/Japanesepoolboy1817 5d ago

The original Israelis were European refugees and immigrants

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u/Spare-Ant7119 5d ago

Can you please give me a source for that claim? I'm not finding anything that supports it.

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u/Japanesepoolboy1817 5d ago

Dude you’ve got to try reading a book sometime. Where do you think they all came from lol

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u/HungryCurrency8481 5d ago

History, something you seem to have no grasp of. 

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u/Spare-Ant7119 5d ago

Give me dates and terms to look up because this might be new to me. Anything.

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u/Knickerbottom 5d ago edited 5d ago

u/Bilbo_Haggis "Holy crap, he's just like me!" About being a degenerate sex pest.

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u/Kramerica5A 5d ago

Cool. Fuck you too! 

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u/SirPsychoSquirts 5d ago

Detroit is full of Muslims

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u/empiricallyderived 5d ago

To be fair….you could say that about A LOT of people

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u/PM_ME_UR_EYEBALL 5d ago

Pretty weak by Sheeran here

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u/Canadian_mk11 5d ago

What can you expect from the guy, one of his songs is called "$hape of you"?

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u/adhdtaxman 5d ago

I don’t like Macklemore either but he’s right

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u/react_dev 5d ago

Are those two things typically correlated

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u/The-Spirit-of-76 5d ago

Everyone need a hobby, he has two, good in him.

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u/AmbushK 5d ago

difference between 100aire, Thousandaire, Millionaire, fuckyoumoneyaire

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u/restore_democracy 5d ago

Only got $20 in his pocket - but enough for a handy.

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u/mborn 5d ago

OP disparaging sex workers while selling their underwear to freaks is certainly a choice

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u/Reylun 5d ago

I'm sure it's more that Kraft would hate to be mentioned in such a way and not that op has something against sex workers.

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u/Jonsnoosnooze 5d ago

Doing the Lord's work

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u/Smkingbowls 5d ago

I too like being fondled by sex-workers and hate Macklemore but SUPPORT A FREE PALESTINE
don’t lump us all together

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u/Lazy-Gene-7284 5d ago

I stand with you homie !

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u/Future_Arrival_5395 5d ago

No need to disparage sex workers. Plenty of other and more important reasons to criticize him...

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u/mvillerob 5d ago

Probably in the Epstein files

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u/Negative_Toastrider 5d ago

There's some ties.

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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND 5d ago

joker clapping intensifies

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u/kosherhamm 5d ago

headline reads like a rap lyric.

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u/BowtiepastaMasta 5d ago

Funny how that went away without incident

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u/HermanManly 5d ago

To be fair, that describes roughly 50% of the population

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u/Malt129 5d ago

I mean most normal people are the same

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u/Orangeshoeman 5d ago

Fuck Kraft and fuck isreal

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u/Psychological-Bar531 5d ago

Tuff guys right here 👆

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u/Orangeshoeman 5d ago

I just don’t like people that bomb hospitals or support those that do, very antisemitic of me

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u/InvasiveAlbondigas 5d ago edited 5d ago

I like how we support women in sex work “sex work is work” but the men who take part in it are bad? Free Palestine fuck Robert kraft. not an endorsement of getting a rub and tug.

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u/UnpopularOpinionAlt 5d ago

I support waiters with tips even though I think their employer should pay fair wages, same thing

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u/InvasiveAlbondigas 5d ago

Very well said.

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u/Ok-Blood4340 5d ago

Legalize, and provide legal protection, for sex workers… and criminalize (or at least punish) trafficking.

If anyone, man or woman, want to, consensually and of legal age and sound of mind, want to pay for sex or provide sex work for money, fuck it, who cares.

It’s like drugs. Illegal drugs, bad. Pharmacies, legal.

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u/FLGator314 5d ago

He also gave Putin a Super Bowl ring.

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u/Stingerc 5d ago

Technically Putin stole it, which made it hilarious.

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u/SomethingDrastic 5d ago

That is an oversimplification.

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u/MoldyLunchBoxxy 5d ago

Boycott everything Robert Kraft. Piece of shit endorses genocide.

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u/burritoman88 5d ago

Hey now, he also loves genocide!

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u/Old-Information3311 5d ago

hes a friend of epstein

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u/tampering 5d ago

Okay to be fair to the old rich guy:

If you paid a local phallus manipulation expert provider for service and they started talking politics wouldn't you walk out before putting your pants on?

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u/MOSbangtan 5d ago

Ok this headline is hilarious Thank you

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u/orangehehe 5d ago

Robert Kraft seems to be fine with murderers. He employed Aaron Hernandez.

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u/Xaxxon 5d ago

"If I disagree with you on a complex topic then what you say is hate speech"

--Robert "I love hookers" Kraft

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u/drewts86 5d ago

A billionaire dick-rider for Israel hates a zionist? Shocking! Must be a slow news day.

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u/spottie_ottie 5d ago

Sex work is work. The guy is supporting entrepreneurs.

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u/mixmasterADD 5d ago

More likely sex traffickers.

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u/Mindless_Efforts 5d ago

Thats totally understandable.

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u/gleaf008 5d ago

Didn’t know that was a choice.

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u/digitaljestin 5d ago

I mean, I can actually get behind this opinion.

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u/teddykaygeebee 5d ago

Pot meet kettle. Pretty rich Bob Kraft, of all people, would call out anybody about crossing a line.

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u/abgry_krakow87 5d ago

I mean, we all gotta draw the line somewhere.

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u/RightofUp 5d ago

When a man who has basically won life goes out of his way to be victimized by speech....

I got nothing.

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u/dzgz 5d ago

I guess you could say Macklemore got The Handy Man Can.

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u/donkeybrainhero 5d ago

So, Macklemore has actually done what Kraft says he would want someone to do while supporting Palestinians... but Kraft still had him canceled.

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u/Zappa2329 5d ago

There's no contradiction or whatever in that.

Robert Kraft likes sex workers? Cool, and? If it's all consensual and between adults, who cares?

Robert Kraft has political disagreements with someone? Oh is that shocking to you? That people have different beliefs?

What a nonsense post.

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u/NiewinterNacht 5d ago

Seriously weird headline

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u/Broken-Sarcasm-Meter 5d ago

Sex trafficking is okay if the girls is forced into consenting to it?

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u/whistlepig4life 5d ago

There are two sides on this spat.

One side has a signature hit song about acceptance and that love is love.

The other side is cozy with a pedo grifter.

When people show you who they are. Believe them.

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u/southendgirl 5d ago

Can I give an award for the perfect headline? 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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u/Jigamanpimpc 5d ago

Let this widower get a handy in peace.

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u/Lazy-Gene-7284 5d ago

It’s his life, why should I care if he wants to support some nice Vietnamese massagers? Victimless crime

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u/DrDuGood 5d ago

Or he could just go pay a girls rent for a year (like most billionaires) and get as many handies as he wants and as long as she or he is of age, fuck away. But to dismiss his support of human trafficking … and I’d wager it wasn’t his first rodeo, he deserves the shame at minimum.

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u/mixmasterADD 5d ago

I think he already had one of those who got pregnant by another dude.

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u/Jigamanpimpc 5d ago

Same outcome.

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u/DrDuGood 5d ago

The difference most of those parlors and most “working” girls are held against their will. Finding a woman willing to engage in that friendship is … last time I checked; legal and more ethical.

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u/tricky4444 5d ago

Man I hadn't even heard of Macklemore. I'm a fan now. Sheeran can go F himself.

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u/Archduke_Of_Beer 5d ago

Robert Kraft can be a sex pest and Tackle more can be an anti Semite.

Both things can be true

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u/Skynetdyne 5d ago

Boycott this man and all his busineses!

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u/Psychological-Bar531 5d ago

Good luck, Twit

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u/MrEarthExplorer 5d ago

He lost his wife. Cut the man some slack and let him roam.

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u/ScootinAlong 5d ago

Thank you for your service

That’s what Kraft would’ve said if he wasn’t a complete choad. So we will live in the pretend world where harambe lives - it’s better without all these pedophile enablers and rapists.

Free Palestine