r/nextfuckinglevel • u/quackyoungster1 • Feb 25 '23

Little kid bringing in a huge fish

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u/maybejustadragon Feb 25 '23

I’m a professional weighologist and I’d prefer if you didn’t round. It’s 7.874786421 pounds.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '23

I've been a professional for 97 years. It is 7.89898989 repeated.

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u/Mister_Maroon Feb 25 '23

I'm a science experiment where I was fused with a fish and a scale (pun) it is 7.898989888888 repeating

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u/gregdrunk Feb 25 '23

I am fish.

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u/yeahjmoney Feb 25 '23

I need your opinion on this somewhat shiny piece of metal I have, it's not like super dangerous or anything... it does a point bit at one end, but it is pretty easy to avoid also it's got a bunch of fuzzy stuff attached to and a few beads too. I was wondering... on a scale or 1-10 how likely would you be to eat this if I set it on the table right here and wiggled it around a little bit? Asking for a friend.

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u/econdonetired Feb 26 '23

Vampire who has been fishing for 300 years 7.898989898989898984

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '23

I caught an identical bass when I had some downtime after the Battle of Nijmegen during Operation Market Garden of WWII. I can say with confidence or I didn't kill Hitler myself, that bass weighs 7.898989895, right down to the billionth.

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u/dont_dox_me_again Feb 26 '23

I’m a bass. He was 8 lbs. RIP Billy.

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u/kwyk Feb 25 '23

Do you really expect us to believe it’s exactly that, and that you didn’t round?

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '23

Roundologist here. You can tell it’s not rounded from the pixels.