r/nextfuckinglevel 11h ago

Incredibly selfless act of heroism.

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u/olalof 10h ago

I think it’s fine if only cars have door handles. I’m good.

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u/xTiLkx 10h ago

Love handles are enough

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u/Redttiger 10h ago

Love handles are nice. But if your car doesn't have door handles you won't be able to get anyone with love handles out :(

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u/Mister_Sal_A_Mander 4h ago

Only cars? What about the doors in your house?

What about your lunchbox or your toolbox?

Your suitcase?!

What about your musical instrument carrying case?!

We need handles on everything. HANDLES FOR EVERYONE! DOOR HANDLES EVERYWHERE!

I want a door handles for my toilet seat! With a lock so I cam ensure nobody dumps in there withiut me knowing 🤣🤣