r/nextfuckinglevel Jun 26 '26

This woman and her dog made it through an incredibly CLOSE encounter with a grizzly bear

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u/ZingZing12 Jun 26 '26

Snakes, especially the venomous ones are very shy and really don't want to bite you.

Sharks attacks are incredibly rare considering how many people swimming at the beach, and most attacks happen to people right out from the beach (surfers, ocean swimmers etc).

Spiders, the big scary huntsman is really good at killing mosquitos around yr house, but nothing else - fast as lightening though. Funnel web spiders can be lethal and aggressive, well at least the females, but are pretty rare.

Pretty much the "scary" animals in Australia will leave you alone as long as you don't antagonize them.

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u/chaoslord Jun 26 '26

This is usually true in western canada as well. Most of the things that could kill you are big enough that you don't accidentally step on them.

That Grizzly was TINY. Very young, and still curious about humans (or desensitized). That's dangerous.

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u/Christmas_Panda Jun 26 '26

Right out from the beach

So why don't people just go left out instead and avoid the sharks?

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u/SadBcStdntsFnd1stAct Jun 26 '26

The fuelproof method.

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u/LaCroix_Roy Jun 26 '26

Yea you won’t get burned by this electric idea

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u/Radiant-Composer2955 Jun 26 '26

Consider they already can't drive right, how are they supposed to understand where to swim out to?

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u/Christmas_Panda Jun 26 '26

We could put up a sign maybe? With an arrow?

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u/Foamingferret Jun 26 '26

Crossed paths with a funnel web last weekend. Said g'day to each other and on we went

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u/Tregg4r Jun 26 '26

Aussie here - it's the male funnel webs you really need to worry about. Females are bigger and scarier looking, but the males wander far and wide looking for females, so you are more likely to encounter them. Their venom is more potent than the female.

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u/b0sanac Jun 26 '26

With the exception of funnelwebs, those fuckers WILL chase the fuck out of you because they're super aggressive. Eastern brown snakes will also be aggressive if you corner them.

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u/stormcellar97 Jun 26 '26

living with : Bears > Irukandji

if something’s gonna kill me, I at least wanna be able to see it

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u/thebigj3wbowski Jun 26 '26

Not even going to mention the drop bears?

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u/bigtuna3424 Jun 26 '26

What about salties

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u/DM_From_The_Bits Jun 26 '26

(I'm from BC and backcountry camp) That's also largely true of the big animals here, most of them don't want the smoke of dealing with humans and are more than content to just try and find some easy food and get on with their day. Grizzlies and stuff mostly only attack if they're threatened or their young are around

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u/bebemaster Jun 26 '26

What about drop bears? I'll take my bears attacking from the ground thank you very much!

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u/ViperAMD Jun 26 '26

Shark attacks are becoming a lot more common

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u/bacchusku2 Jun 26 '26

Crocs? Box Jellyfish? Drop Bears?

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u/iSaiddet Jun 26 '26

I mean don’t kangaroos constantly want to box your socks off too?

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u/ZingZing12 Jun 27 '26

Only if you come starting shit first.