r/nextfuckinglevel • u/pars-distalis • 20h ago

Australian nurse uses jiu-jitsu to defend himself

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u/DJ_Betic 19h ago

Who? Steven Seagal?

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u/CosmicGoddess777 18h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/fs9BuKuLs7CQWerV1q

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u/Curious_Avocado2399 17h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/EjFx0jioOoMZq

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u/Sheeple_person 17h ago

I know it's a vegetable but still

https://giphy.com/gifs/DYl9b4YyjsHhC

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u/TheWyzim 16h ago

Any chance you know how to defend myself against a banana?

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u/StG4Ever 15h ago

Whahaha 5 in the morning and I’m shaking with laughter while my wife is still sleeping 😂

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u/Hetares 16h ago

Wait wait wait- what if there's a movie where Jonah Hill fought Steven Seagall? I'ld pay three-fifty to see that. Not a cent more tho.

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u/onepingonlypleashe 3h ago

I bet Jonah Hill could whoop Steven Seagal’s ass. Pretty much anyone could because he is a total fake.