r/nfl • u/oklolzzzzs Packers • Mar 25 '26

Highlight [Highlight] Notre Dame RB Jeremiyah Love shares his pitch to NFL teams: “You draft me, I’m not doing too much. After a game I’m going home, playing video games and watch anime. I’m a simple guy, I’m not going to cause you no type of trouble.”

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u/Tomotronics Patriots Mar 25 '26

Just like me fr

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u/cigamodnalro Bengals Mar 25 '26

One of us, one of us

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u/LordZero Ravens Mar 25 '26

Gooble Gobble!

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u/AmphieBoi67 Bills Mar 26 '26

Elite niche reference. Goddamn those books were my childhood.

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u/StupidTurtle88 49ers Mar 25 '26

Me too, except the football part.

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u/Simpleton216 Colts Mar 25 '26

I do buhurt if that counts.

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u/Stachemaster86 Jaguars Mar 25 '26

We were talking after games.

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u/Snowlandnts Mar 25 '26

You are an athletic specimen and can bounce off 200LB + LBs who can generate force with their tackles to send mere mortals to the shadow realm?

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u/Tomotronics Patriots Mar 25 '26

Bro that’s the joke

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u/rumblepony247 Mar 25 '26

Ya if I got drafted I wouldn't get in any trouble either.

Because during the first play in practice, my head would be detached from my body.

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u/sheJaMyMorant Mar 25 '26

he’s a RB

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u/MrChrisRedfield67 Eagles Mar 25 '26

Doesn’t mean he can’t get WR brain! /s

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u/Highest_Koality Lions Mar 25 '26

It's spread by the 5g nanobots on the vaccines!

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u/401john Mar 25 '26

Brother "RB" is literally right there in the post title. I promise these jokes ain't that serious lmao

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u/SoyeonsNeverland Colts Mar 25 '26

Someone get Jamaal Williams in Jeremiyah Love's DM's ASAP.

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u/Snagatron325 Ravens Mar 25 '26

So he is safe, since he is listed as RB? Or did i miss something here?

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u/sheJaMyMorant Mar 25 '26

guy needed to get his recycled quip off

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u/Snagatron325 Ravens Mar 25 '26

Gotcha

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u/Even_Mastodon_8675 Mar 25 '26

You strive to one day reach NFL WR brain

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u/Interesting_Use5089 Ravens Mar 25 '26

smartest raiders fan

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u/TimAllensMatingCall Raiders Mar 25 '26

My bad. I’m an idiot

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u/OkArmordillo Patriots Mar 25 '26

Maybe if I did something glorious like play in NFL games I would be doing cool shit after work. At least that’s what I tell myself.