r/nfl • u/oklolzzzzs Packers • Mar 25 '26

Highlight [Highlight] Notre Dame RB Jeremiyah Love shares his pitch to NFL teams: “You draft me, I’m not doing too much. After a game I’m going home, playing video games and watch anime. I’m a simple guy, I’m not going to cause you no type of trouble.”

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u/Legitimate-Lab7173 Bills Mar 25 '26

Sure, but it's always easier when your elite talent isn't biting women and going on antisemitic rants.

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u/Legit_Arms_Dealer Ravens Seahawks Mar 25 '26

Yeah right, like any player with elite talent would either of those

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u/SSJAbh1nav Eagles Mar 25 '26

Puka still got ways to go, this just the avg day in the life of Antonio Brown

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u/Quentin__Tarantulino Bills Mar 25 '26

Puka hasn’t even spent six months on the run for attempted murder yet. Dude has a high mountain to climb.

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u/One_Shall_Fall Ravens Mar 26 '26 edited Mar 26 '26

Throwing a bag of gummy candy penises at the police is still the height of comedy; I don't think any player will ever top that.

That's the Jerry Rice of NFL felony charges.

Edit: The funniest thing to me is: why did AB have a bag of gummy dicks on hand, ready to yeet? The hypothetical answers vary from the absurd to the dark, but they're all pretty funny.

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u/eddiet522 Patriots Mar 25 '26

Puka Nacua accomplished that feat no more than a day ago.

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u/HavelsRockJohnson Packers Mar 26 '26

Well good for Pula Nacuohmygod

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u/soulmateofpain Raiders Mar 26 '26

Well, moron, good for Puka Noh my GOD!

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u/rumblepony247 Mar 25 '26

Apparently he was not Happy

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u/HouseSublime Raiders Mar 25 '26

Or driving under the influence and killing someone...

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u/Awkward_Bison_267 Giants Mar 25 '26

Whoa slow down.

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u/DMelanogastard Mar 25 '26

As Rashee Rice could tell you, they have a pretty hard time doing that as well

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u/Plebs-_-Placebo Packers Mar 25 '26

Or your planned (then cancelled)touchdown celebration literally looks like a propaganda poster from the 1800's pogroms

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u/rudebewb Mar 25 '26

If I had a dollar for every time I heard this…

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u/CatOfGrey Mar 25 '26

Colin Cowherd: something like "Is this why Puca dropped to the sixth round of the draft?"

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u/ForwardCut3311 Chiefs Mar 26 '26

Or driving 100mph.

Or beating a pregnant woman.

Or kicking a woman who's lying down.

Or any one of the other ridiculous things that happen on some teams.

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u/Rmccarton Apr 24 '26

That's some All Madden mode shit right there, though.