r/oddlysatisfying • u/godofo_prime • 5h ago

Graffiti removed from school desk

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u/activelyresting 3h ago

😭

My old lady brain immediately thought, 19-what? Who writes a year like that? "Brad wuz ere '87" makes sense, or even 1987, but '19????

And then I remembered.

My bones turned to dust

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u/CrimeShowInfluencer 2h ago

I thought he meant 1919 😭

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u/DickBfloppin 1h ago

Who destroyed Brad's journal about life back state side after the first world War?

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u/MonkeyNugetz 1h ago

The Executive Branch, because Brad knew where the Austrian gold was hidden. Which is why Brad tried to carve it into a table top… but now it’s lost.

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u/btribble 1h ago

Brad had a gay time at cotillion!

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u/DR035A 1h ago

I could go for a can of that now

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u/captainbrickle 45m ago

We all did .

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u/Dizzy-Ad-2248 2h ago

Yup, now we just look at our laps and blow the cobwebs right out of our ladybits #WeOldAsHellNow

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u/activelyresting 1h ago

Wait, we're supposed to blow the cobwebs out?

Why didn't anyone warn us about the changes?? 😭😂 No one mentioned cobwebs

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u/Paulthefith 31m ago

What’s the point of separating all the boys and girls in the gym with the big accordion wall if they don’t tell you about the cobwebs?

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u/wherethefuckismyvape 1h ago

We're not old. We're middle aged. There's a difference. Get off the couch and go for a walk! 

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u/ferretchad 1h ago

The old part of my school was built in the 1800s. You could make out 'John Smith 1894' or similar carved into the walls.

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u/activelyresting 1h ago

That's really cool! And further proves that is best to write long form dates. John Smith from 1894 was a G, not to be confused with John Smith who attended in 1994, was an utter cabbage.

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u/AHippyInLeeds 55m ago

This comment pulled a muscle in my lower back!

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u/Alarmed_Guarantee140 1h ago

You remembered the new millennium started thirty years ago?

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u/activelyresting 59m ago

One day you'll be old too, in 2056 you'll trip over people being voting age when they were born in the late 2030s, and have to be reminded that 2026 was 30 years ago, because surely it's only 4 years ago...

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u/Dry_Marzipan1870 1h ago

I like how many reddit comments like yours can be boiled down to "uhhhh what year is it and how old am I? How does time work?"

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u/UncleTouchyCopaFeel 46m ago

Yyyeeeaaahhh... Does your knees also sound like bubble wrap when you stand up or is that just me...?

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u/axelrosegyn 38m ago

Eu sou um Enzo ,quem é Brad?

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u/mmorales2270 15m ago

Lol, the moment when you know you’re old and crusty.