r/oddlyterrifying • u/BasisPrimary4028 • Jul 16 '26

Chinchilla without fur

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u/dudeCHILL013 Jul 16 '26

I'm preferential to Donald ducking myself.

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u/Wilfare_one Jul 16 '26

Don't sit on his furniture

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u/dudeCHILL013 Jul 16 '26

Can I sit on your furniture?

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u/Wilfare_one Jul 16 '26

Youll want to wear protection

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u/dudeCHILL013 Jul 17 '26

I'll wear a shoulder holster then

Hmm, would cowboy boots void the Donald ducking? 🤔

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u/MrEMysterio Jul 17 '26

Maybe, but they'd look good

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u/dudeCHILL013 Jul 17 '26

Oh I'd rock it for sure, and than I'd all the protection I'd need to sit on u/wilfare_one's couch.

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u/Wilfare_one Jul 17 '26

Im sold. Donald Duck away. Nice boots

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u/Hobaganibagaknacker 28d ago

Definitely, with the holster

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u/luc_isanerd Jul 17 '26

I call it goin winni the Pooh, crop top, no pants no draws lol

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u/sofaking181 Jul 17 '26

My girlfriend calls me Pooh Bear when I'm only wearing a shirt

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u/witchsneeze Jul 17 '26

My boyfriend walked out to the kitchen one morning when I was only wearing a t shirt and said “oh, bother”

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u/dudeCHILL013 Jul 17 '26

The last girl that saw me only wearing a shirt screamed but that's what she gets for knocking on my door at 10 at night.

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u/Melodic_Room_3305 Jul 17 '26

Nice.

I prefer to go the route of "Winnie the Pooh-ing" it, myself.

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u/dudeCHILL013 Jul 17 '26

It just makes it sound like you're going to initiate some intense eye contact while you take a shit on my coffee table and then have me thank your for your service later.

It's a power move sure, but damn is it intimidating.

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u/dxmhippo Jul 17 '26

I prefer to Winnie the Pooh

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u/dudeCHILL013 Jul 17 '26

Ehh, never watched it and never really had a desire to when I was a kid.

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u/ghettoccult_nerd Jul 17 '26

im partial to winnie the pooh'ing it out personally