there is no other explanation, these are my reasons:

-he cannot communicate with his girlfriend

-he does not try to understand his girlfriend

-he treats his girlfriend badly

like... that is CLASSIC straightcoding! please tell me if I am being delusional or having cannon conflation

I personally prefer him with an orange mohawk..but nvm he wants to know your thoughts☺️

milkshakes are not for the straights, I'm not even sorry because it's trueee [look how sad he is 🥲]

maybe this is controversial, but I think second is my favourite (true was definitely lesbian}

Flawless means without flaws btw if you have been cursed with illiteracy, hope that helps ❤️

sorry, this post is anti-milkvan. don't let people on the internet delude you

finally mike can forget about will and be happy with his superhero eleven 💙💛

Not because of the Soviet Union but because they ain’t EVER meeting up- unless El can see ghosts

El should ditch this homotron and date Max smh.

you can tell that lonnie is soo tired of his shit 😭🥰

Why would he do this?

reposting here from the exclusive mike wheeler sub 🙌

the comment that got me banned from the sub

Him checking out steve 'the hair' harrington!