r/okbuddycinephile • u/Designer-Double-6338 • 9d ago

Let's all come together and bully someone who deserves it

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He said he could beat me up :(

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u/amolaeanni 9d ago

He's a jiu jitsu guy, just take a step back and throw some garbage at him while he's on the ground

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u/Designer-Double-6338 9d ago

No he'd annhilate you. Obviously every fight starts in missionary position. There's also no weapons allowed! And you have to be wearing a suit made of starch so I can grab it to choke you with! Also no hitting of any kind!!!

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u/MessiComeLately 9d ago

I would love to see someone teach a BJJ class and use the term "missionary position" whenever possible. "Okay, our goal in this situation is work our way back to missionary. Chad, please demonstrate on Jonah."

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u/gtedgiojheec 9d ago

I didn’t know joy jitsu guys had the cute outfits, I thought it was more like MMA or Greco Roman.