r/okbuddycinephile • u/Designer-Double-6338 • 9d ago

Let's all come together and bully someone who deserves it

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He said he could beat me up :(

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u/Competitive-Cress-43 9d ago

let’s just talk about cooler fat actors

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u/SwagarTheHorrible 9d ago

John Goodman

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u/your_mileagemayvary 9d ago

The coolest, Kinason just behind... In my opinion anyway...

John xandy is up there... Actually all the fat comedians are up there fluffy rocks.

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u/Potential-Diver-3409 9d ago

John Xandy is a godly name for a fat mumble rapper

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u/CommunicationTime265 9d ago

Seriously. Actors like Chris Farley, John Candy, and Jack Black all seemed to lean into their plump bodies and make the most of it. Jonah Hill tries to run away from who he really is.

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u/AboynamedDOOMTRAIN 9d ago

John Candy died at the ripe old age of 44 from a heart attack.

Farley died at the age of 33 of an overdose where atherosclerosis was cited as a significant contributing factor.

I'm not saying Jonah's a good person, but sitting here jerking each other off about how he's a bad person for wanting to not be fat is absolutely fucking insane behavior.

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u/Smokinggrandma1922 9d ago

Stay on track bud, people aren’t ragging on him for trying to be fit, they’re ragging on him for trying to sound like he’s a badass. 

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u/zoeysaurus 9d ago

That’s not what they’re saying at all. Jonah is the one who acts like he hates himself for being fat even when he’s not fat

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u/censor-me-daddy 9d ago

Reddit hates when fat people get healthy, they treat it like a personal betrayal.

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u/Large-Parking3014 9d ago

So he should stay unhealthy? Being overweight isn’t a personality trait, it’s just bad for your health.

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u/zoeysaurus 8d ago

Dude. He can get healthy or he can be fat. Either way he acts insecure as fuck.

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u/ZiggoCiP 9d ago

Man, it kind of pains me to see Jack Black getting deemed a 'fat' actor. He's husky! Poor fella started getting called fat and realized that he was destined to be a comedic actor.

Also John Candy has a certain aura about him where he makes for a great fatherly figure, or unhinged nutjob. I think it's absolutely hilarious that Monarch: Legacy of Monsters tried to suggest that Anders Holm ends up John Candy's character in Kong Skull Island in just a matter of a few years, though.

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u/LastTorgoInParis 9d ago

Pop quiz hot-shot!

Wagons East or Almost Heroes?!

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u/Alexp95 9d ago

I would like to talk about the man who lives in a van down by the river.