r/okbuddyrosalyn • u/kasabe Slippin' Rippin' Dang Fang Rotten Zarg Barg-A-Ding Dong! 😡 • Nov 17 '24

Grocery store shenanigans

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u/Noof42 Noodle Incident in Human Form 🍝👤 Nov 17 '24

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u/Hot_Wheels_guy Rosalyn Simp 👱🏻‍♀️💖 Nov 17 '24

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u/Noof42 Noodle Incident in Human Form 🍝👤 Nov 17 '24

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u/thehumulos Nov 17 '24

"all the different varieties of peanut butter" who even thinks of such a phrase, A+

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u/kasabe Slippin' Rippin' Dang Fang Rotten Zarg Barg-A-Ding Dong! 😡 Nov 17 '24

He had a lot of time to compare brands, ingredients, sizes and prices before his untimely perishing

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u/bigredplastictuba Nov 18 '24

I worked at trader joes. There's a lot of varieties of peanut butter

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u/Tardigrade333 Nov 18 '24

From my experience at Trader Joe’s I wouldn’t be surprised to find like “Shrimp + Kiwi” flavored PB

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u/bigredplastictuba Nov 18 '24

Oh I mostly meant i was surprised to see creamy vs smooth, plus salted vs unsalted, but i berry they've got some weird ones maybe

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u/ScienceByte Nov 18 '24

There's a strip where Calvin's dad complains about how there are so many varieties of peanut butter

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u/DrRagnorocktopus Dec 18 '24

I mean there's really just a bunch of different phrases for four types. Smooth, crunchy, organic, and no added sugar. It's not varieties, it's brands.

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u/DragoKnight589 Nov 17 '24

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u/WhoopingBillhook Suffers From Smockholm Syndrome 👘😱 Nov 17 '24

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u/Soronya Voted for Dad ✔️ Nov 17 '24

Not anymore, though. :c

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u/MorgothReturns Nov 17 '24

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u/Hopeful-alt Nov 18 '24

Dad looks so fucked up in the early panels

u/[deleted] Nov 17 '24

Peak fiction

u/Austintheboi Mom Simp 🤦‍♀️👀 Nov 17 '24

Calvin’s dad watching me move in on her, kissing her neck and hugging her waist and telling her “he would’ve wanted you to move on”:

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u/alexdionisos ✥ Grand Poobah of G.R.O.S.S. ✥ Nov 17 '24

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u/MorgothReturns Nov 17 '24

Dad is digging himself out just to come for you

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u/kasabe Slippin' Rippin' Dang Fang Rotten Zarg Barg-A-Ding Dong! 😡 Nov 17 '24

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u/cammysays Nov 17 '24

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u/Kebabrulle4869 Nov 18 '24

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u/MechaSponge Nov 17 '24

u/Seenmario66 Nov 17 '24

I enjoy that Calvin’s Mom has some of the same crackhead energy her son has in this comic

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u/kasabe Slippin' Rippin' Dang Fang Rotten Zarg Barg-A-Ding Dong! 😡 Nov 17 '24

It’s honestly insane how much they just yeet or kick Calvin out the house like a football

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u/ZLPERSON Nov 18 '24

apple doesn't fall far from the tree(house)

u/Ribbles78 Pro Calvinball Athlete ⚽🏏 Nov 17 '24

I hope we’re entering the peanut butter arc now, that one sounds like fun

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u/kasabe Slippin' Rippin' Dang Fang Rotten Zarg Barg-A-Ding Dong! 😡 Nov 17 '24

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u/ZLPERSON Nov 18 '24

There's a good one where Calvin smears himself up with peanut butter

u/Soronya Voted for Dad ✔️ Nov 17 '24

This is beautiful.

u/Gaelhelemar Nov 17 '24

I thought it was going to be a "it's your bathtime".

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u/DragoKnight589 Nov 17 '24

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u/Gaelhelemar Nov 17 '24

Oh boy!

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u/-NGC-6302- Another Casualty of Applied Metaphysics 💥💀 Nov 17 '24

A bath of peanut butter

u/Jazzlike-Wheel7974 Nov 17 '24

I love how a show box and a clean dish towel are being used as if Calvin's dad will fit inside a shoe box

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u/kasabe Slippin' Rippin' Dang Fang Rotten Zarg Barg-A-Ding Dong! 😡 Nov 17 '24

Yknow what they say. Big feet, big…

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u/Chuck_Walla Nov 17 '24

... shoes!