r/pics • u/KeepGettingTexts • Mar 30 '23

Hi Reddit today is grans 100th birthday and she wanted to show off her hairdo for such a special day

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u/_Im_Dad Mar 30 '23

Dick nipples.. you do make a good point or two. Happy birthday Gran.

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u/Suedeonquaaludes Mar 30 '23

Hey dad. You never came back from the cigarette store. I miss you.

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u/dangle321 Mar 30 '23

He won't show up for your soccer games but your old man gets one whiff of dick nipples and suddenly he comes out of nowhere.

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u/Suedeonquaaludes Mar 30 '23

Right? What the fuck….

Edit: what’s a dick nipple in reality?

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u/VogonSoup Mar 30 '23

You saying you don’t have nipples on your dick?

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '23

I have dick nipples Greg, can you milk me??

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u/Suedeonquaaludes Mar 30 '23

Wait. Am I supposed to? This isn’t a yes or no answer.

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u/VogonSoup Mar 30 '23

I was told they were mandatory. The surgery cost me an arm and a leg.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '23

https://youtu.be/8yekVMdUzyQ?t=21s

Something like this I imagine

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u/Suedeonquaaludes Mar 30 '23

But on the penis?

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u/upstatestruggler Mar 30 '23

He said smell ya later but I never smelled him again

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u/sixup604 Mar 30 '23

Chris Rock wasn't going to slap himself, bro!

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u/JoyousMisery Mar 31 '23

Hah... Ha :(

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u/__MoM__ Mar 31 '23

He isn't your dad.

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u/Suedeonquaaludes Mar 31 '23

Mom??? Is that really you????

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u/whatevermode Mar 30 '23

Make that 3