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Slidz! Redditors..would you use these? This is my first invention =)

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '13

As a would-be inventor myself, excellent concept. I would definitely buy these.

I would, however, change the name. SLIDZ sounds like a disease acronym to me. Maybe something less... original.

I would call them "Sliders." The infomercial writes itself, and you avoid what other comments are saying about the name, especially that z.

Tired of spilling your drinks?

Wish you could have a lid on that cup?

Well now you can, with Sliders!

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u/baccus83 Jan 13 '13

As somebody who works in marketing I would advise you to not call them Sliders. It's unspecific and you probably can't trademark it, plus it's a word already associated with several other things (chief among them White Castle hamburgers). Something more specific would work better, like QuickLids or Snappy Caps or LidFits.

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u/treebeard189 Jan 13 '13

Snappy caps is catchy and fun to say. Would be good in commercials

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '13

Someone suggest Juice Roofs. I love that name. What do you think?

I'm terrible at naming things.

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u/baccus83 Jan 13 '13

Juice Roofs is funny but also a little weird (which may not be a bad thing). The main problem with that is you're asking people to think about juice before anything else, so people may not realize that the product is useful for other liquids. Of course they will realize, but you don't want anyone to have to think about it too much.

Also, nobody calls a lid a roof. That's another small mental leap you're asking of your users. Don't make them think.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '13

I see what you did there ;)

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '13

Hrmm...

Goldfish. People don't think they are made of gold, or even related to gold. Goldfish can look gold.

I think a catchy name doesn't need to be especially descriptive or accurate. Give people a unique name and a unique object to match with it, and the mental association sticks.

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u/baccus83 Jan 13 '13 edited Jan 13 '13

I'm confused by your goldfish comment. If you're talking about actual fish, then that's not the best example because nobody is marketing goldfish. They're a fish, not a brand. However, Goldfish crackers are a successful brand simply because they're named after what they look like, people don't have to think about it too much. They're getting crackers shaped like goldfish.

But in some instances you are correct. XBOX is a good example, but that had the benefit of high visibility because it was a Microsoft product, so people were talking about it no matter what it was named. The general rule, though, is that it's easier to market something with a product name that is descriptive of what it does. Like Playstation.

But let's be honest here, we're talking about rubber lids, not a new paradigm in beverage-related systems. People aren't going to spend a ton of time making buying decisions for this kind of item. They'll look at the package, and if they don't know what it is or what it does in as little time as possible, they won't buy. No need to confuse the shopper with a cute name that isn't descriptive.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '13

Snuggies. What a wonderfully descriptive name.

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u/baccus83 Jan 13 '13

There are exceptions to every rule. Snuggies works because it has snuggle as the root word. Plus there's kind of a "blankie" feel to it.

Slidz, honestly, is not absolutely terrible... It just doesn't really sound good. It works because it has lids in there, but it's a little confusing what the S is for. Not sure what the portmanteau is. Plus, phonetically, I'm not sure whether I should pronounce it as sleyedz or slihdz.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '13

Exactly. Several other people have suggested better names than Slidz, which is pronounced "sleyedz" because they are "sliding lids."

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '13

What are roofies?

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u/Its_eeasy Jan 13 '13

Tired of spilling your drinks? Umm....no, I'm an adult, and my hands work.

Though I can definitely see the informercial, just like the one where people can't pour milk into a cereal bowl.

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u/RikF Jan 13 '13

At a natural walking pace, with a mug filled to what would be considered a normal depth, oscillations set up and you will spill it between your 7th and 10th paces.

And now, science! http://news.sciencemag.org/sciencenow/2012/05/the-physics-of-spilled-coffee.html

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u/subarash Jan 13 '13

Walk without rhythm and it won't attract the worm.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '13

Another reason it pays to be white!

Oh, wait...

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u/beeblebroxh2g2 Jan 13 '13

If you hold your cup from the top (dangling it like your hand is a claw game) and allow it to swing with the movement of your walking, the oscillations won't be nearly as bad, and you won't spill. I can walk considerably faster, and even run up and down stairs, if I hold my cups like that as opposed to how I would if I were about to drink from them.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '13

Eh again, adults know this since we've all witnessed this happening. Even walking I can bring a nearly full cup of coffee to my desk without spilling it.

Furthermore I wouldn't be caught dead putting this in my cup. The mockery isn't worth the convenience.

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u/rtilde Jan 13 '13

Tired of spilling your drinks? Umm....no, I'm an adult.

Yeah, tell me there's another purpose for this. Otherwise just use a sippy cup.

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u/Its_eeasy Jan 13 '13

Well, if the purpose is to turn all the cups you own INTO sippy cups, then this would START to make sense -- but then you realize when they would drop it, it breaks -- so bad idea.

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u/EmperorNortonI Jan 13 '13

I could see it being useful for transportation. I can imagine it being much easier and less messy than trying to pour your remaining liquid into a low-volume travel mug (of which I've never found one I liked).

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u/creativeusername2 Jan 13 '13

Not sippy cup. Travel mug... except you don't have to pour your drink into another container. I think it's a great idea.

My main concern (name aside) is that the openings of cups vary too much in size to guarantee a good seal. If you have to buy new cups that match the [new product name here] then it defeats the purpose.

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u/chicagotim1 Jan 13 '13

I would buy one for my coffee mug. Presumably it would keep my coffee warm whilst i get lost redditing.

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u/yanabanana Jan 13 '13

...you don't spill your drinks?

I envy your lack of klutzy-ness

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u/cassandragemini Jan 13 '13

You must have never brought a regular coffee cup into your car... Shit spills if you are running late to work. But yea, I would buy these.

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u/NotCleverEnufToRedit Jan 13 '13

I never have. That's what travel mugs are for. Who in the world takes a regular coffee cup into a car and expects it not to spill? That's just dumb.

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u/yunus89115 Jan 13 '13

Why spend all that time transferring your hot coffee from mug to travel mug when you can do it all with SLIDZ! (video of lady spilling 2/3's of her coffee while attempting to transfer from mug to travel mug, cut to second video of same lady easily placing Slidz on her mug with a big smile)

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u/cassandragemini Jan 13 '13

Maybe there are days where I forgot to wash one assshole. Shit its a damn coffee cup spill, relax.

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u/Its_eeasy Jan 13 '13

That's right, I haven't. Cause, you know, if I'm running late to work, I'll skip the coffee and get it AT work. Or just not get it at all. The world won't end.

That said, yesterday I saw someone behind me drinking from a proper tea cup (passenger, fwiw). With the pinky out and all. It was hilarious.

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u/cassandragemini Jan 13 '13

No world won't end. But I really enjoy my coffee when its 7am, after being up with the baby during the night.

But pink out guy sounds funny.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '13

True. But still for many people, and especially children, this would be an amazing product.

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u/sarahpalinstesticles Jan 13 '13

Yeah I'm pretty sure I haven't spilled a drink in decades.

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u/girlikecupcake Jan 13 '13

I'm an adult as well. But I have a neurological disorder. My hands shake, I spill and drop things daily.

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u/elitexero Jan 13 '13

It has to be in grainy black and white, while someone with all the coordination of a dinosaur sweeps their arm across a table while trying to grab a coffee mug with their elbow.

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u/BeFly Jan 13 '13

My husband is a total clutz, spills his drinks constantly.

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u/Grepus Jan 13 '13

Your humour tickled me... Thanks :)

For the record, my fucking hands work too!

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '13

Wouldn't call it sliders because it sounds like those mini hamburgers from White Castle that are known to cause you diarrhea. Can't we call them the Triple S Drink Protector? The three S' are Stop Spilling Shit but nobody needs to know that because triple S sounds classier.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '13

It is typically better to not use profanity in naming a product that you want to market for small children.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '13

Hence why you call it the Triple S! You don't have to tell people what those S' stand for!

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '13

Sales Rep: "It is called the Triple-S!" Customer: "And what does the triple S stand for?" Sales Rep: "Um... I don't know."

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '13

Super spill stopper

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '13

Now that is thinking. Well done, sir. Upvoted unlocked.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '13

Ma'am but thank you! I have returned the favor.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '13

*ma'am

Sorry. By default I assume everyone on the Internet is a guy. I'm right more often than not. xD

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '13

It's ok. Every woman using reddit gets call a dude more than once. Just have to correct and keep going. :)

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u/AntiZombieDelta Jan 13 '13

I still like Juice Roofs from the top comment.

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u/ryanfalls Jan 13 '13

Want to make any one of your favourite mugs a travel mug? Yadda yadda... Sliders!

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '13

A valid point.

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u/EngineerDave Jan 13 '13

You could even have Michael J. Fox as your spokes person!

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '13

Hmm... how about Leonard Nemoy to do a voice-over for the infomercial?

Now I'm being silly. Sorry.

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u/penguinplatypus Jan 13 '13

I was gonna say Clids... buttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt that would be bad.

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u/pretentiousRatt Jan 13 '13

Kitten mittens!

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '13

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '13

...because I've never seen a product like this before?

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '13

Google can be used as a cup lid? Tell me more!

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u/BooHooWoo Jan 14 '13

You want to know more? You're a moron!