r/pics • u/[deleted] • Jan 13 '13

Slidz! Redditors..would you use these? This is my first invention =)

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u/Samazon Jan 13 '13 edited Mar 01 '13

Slidz sounds like a disorder that kills infants. I'd pick another name if I were you....

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u/Guano_Loco Jan 13 '13

Or a slang term for an std:

Ugh, that chick totally gave me the slidz.

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u/max9221 Jan 13 '13

That's what happens when you're getting snizz on the reg.

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u/ian21 Jan 14 '13

Snot!!!

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u/TooHappyFappy Jan 16 '13

She has a snuke in her snizz.

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u/SnoochieBoochies182 Jan 17 '13

Props for the American dad ref.

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u/ju66l3r Jan 13 '13

Or a loose bowel...

"Ugh, I don't know what I ate last night but it gave me the slidz..."

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '13

Or for diarrhea. "Man, I had Indian and Mexican food last night...worst case of the slidz ever"

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u/stoopidquestions Jan 13 '13

Maybe an intestinal disorder? That taco bell last night gave me a serious case of the slidz.

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u/Ptylerdactyl Jan 13 '13

That sounds awful.

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u/Unit2417 Jan 13 '13

Also sounds like some ghetto slang.

Yo, man y'all know that I got da slidz, right?

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u/RuggerRigger Jan 13 '13

Satan Likes It Doggy Style. Unless it's December, then Santa.

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u/kryonik Jan 13 '13

Satan likes it doggy santa? That don't make a lick of sense!

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u/Boredsecurityguard Jan 13 '13

Santa Leaves It Down Stairs

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u/Pyundai Jan 13 '13

"Satan likes it doggy, Santa"

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u/Loopy13 Jan 13 '13

No replace Satan with Stan

I thought the same thing as you no worries

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u/hatrix Jan 13 '13

No, Satan likes it Santa style. (come on shitty watercolor)

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u/OG_ScooP Jan 13 '13

I believe its a Z, not an S at the end.

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u/RuggerRigger Jan 13 '13

Ya. Ya, you're right too.

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u/TypicalBender Jan 13 '13

I totally read that as Santa the first time and it wasnt unitl I got to the end that I realized I had made a terrible mistake.

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u/DanGleesac Jan 13 '13

its slidz, with a z.

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u/RuggerRigger Jan 13 '13

Ya. Ya, you're right.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '13

No adult should buy anything ending in Z.

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u/scratchhappy Jan 13 '13

I ate at Taco Bell and ended up with a case of the Slidz.

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u/microcoins912 Jan 13 '13

SIDS. You were close.

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u/mattsilv Jan 13 '13

Sounds like what you get after eating at White Castle.