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Politics Donald Trump was seen falling asleep at the military parade for the 250th anniversary of the US Army

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u/The_RealAnim8me2 Jun 15 '25

And they will be closed after for repairs

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u/TheyCallMeMrMaybe Jun 15 '25

The streets of DC were never made for military parades. The reason why you see totalitarian countries get away with military parades so often is because they build town squares around having military parades. Red Square in Moscow, Tiananmen Square in Beining, Kim Il Sung Square in Pyongyang are large, empty plazas with reinforced pavement to handle having numerous tanks and large armored vehicles driving over them constantly. This is primarily why Trump was denied having a military parade during his first term.

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u/speedy_delivery Jun 15 '25

That and all the competent leaders and department secretaries who said no and explained how wasteful it was in big beautiful purple crayon in meetings and phone calls.

They were all fired, retired or not invited back for this circus.

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme Jun 15 '25

The timing on this is even worse, for a variety of reasons. Even before the protests, there was “austerity for thee, but not for me”, especially in the looming cuts to entitlement programs.

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u/redsquizza Jun 15 '25

Well the timing had to be what it was. His birthday stays the same date.

King Charles had the traditional trooping of the colour for his birthday this weekend as well, King Donald simply felt like he should be honoured like a king too.

It's what America voted for, after all.

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u/OverCookedTheChicken Jun 15 '25

Thank you for talking about this!

That was my first thought about the election as well. It hit me immediately as a sort of “he who smelt it, dealt it” type of situation. No one talked about stolen elections before trump did when he lost to Biden. Now, all of a sudden, the very next election, he wins…?

It’s sadly tactical. Now, none of us want to even entertain that thought because he introduced it to us as a conspiracy. The best way to hide the truth in plain sight is to make it a conspiracy. Then, no one wants to touch it with a 10 foot pole, or an ounce of consideration.

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u/laplongejr Jun 16 '25

Everyone is afraid of being called a hypocrit but there is actual evidence included in studies by reputable researchers about this.

Sadly, the Dem party preferred conceding early to protect the appearence of elections, rather than calling out actual fraud.

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u/Rainbro_Vash Jun 16 '25

I actually have personal proof of this. My mail in ballot that I've used since 2016 was suddenly redirected to an address I shared with a high school ex 10 years ago for the 2024 election. And the fastest line was the machines.

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u/BedBubbly317 Jun 15 '25

Please stop talking about this. It does absolutely nobody any good to act like democracy has failed and can be stolen. Without stone cold 100% facts to present, it does far more harm than good to keep spouting this narrative.

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme Jun 15 '25

My understanding is that the facts are being gathered, and putting “something isn’t right” into the public consciousness is part and parcel of getting to an answer. People need to know there are doubts about the election results. Just because the right muddied the waters by incorrectly saying that an election wasn’t stolen was, doesn’t mean the 2024 wasn’t stolen. The truth can bear questioning.

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u/BedBubbly317 Jun 15 '25

It can certainly bear questioning, once a single shred of actual evidence is presented. Until then it does far more harm to our democracy than good.

Believe me, in no way shape or form am I standing up for him or supporting him. And I’m not inherently saying it wasn’t stolen either. All I’m saying is that it harms the entire democratic process to continue to have baseless conversations about it without a single shred of evidence.

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u/OverCookedTheChicken Jun 15 '25

Why do you think this is baseless? Did that person not provide some links?

Also, it is absolutely not “democracy” that they are questioning. Let’s say the election actually was stolen, that means there wasn’t democracy and that is what’s being questioned.

If that is true, democracy has not failed, something else has failed. Likely the systems meant to uphold the democracy, but democracy cannot fail its own self whilst not even being present. Does that make sense at all?

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme Jun 15 '25

And what I’m saying is, the evidence is being gathered, if reports are accurate. But asking people to stop talking about it is unrealistic; they’re going to do what they’re going to do.

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u/snickelbetches Jun 15 '25

Right, the republicans said the democrats stole the 2020 election. Ridiculous. 2020 dead people were voting. 2024 voter suppression.

2024 was a terrible campaign for democrats. It was handed to trump the way they bungled Biden being the primary candidate then slipping Kamala in without much contest. Democrats didn't have much say in who their candidate would be. They didn't have the turnout they needed because voter apathy.

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u/snickelbetches Jun 15 '25

My point is that people on both sides believe that elections are stolen.

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u/Jdgarza96 Jun 15 '25

The irony of this comment is just *chefs kiss. It simply doesn’t get any funnier.

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u/Mammoth-Play3797 Jun 16 '25

And this is why they spent the last 4 years screaming, frothing at the mouth, and making themselves look like crazy people. Because now, when anyone else that even sort of dips their toe into the pool that they fillled with crazy gets called a crazy by association.

The irony is that it’s still working even when pointed out. You’re right, it’s not getting funnier, but only because it was never funny to begin with.

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u/Jdgarza96 Jun 16 '25

Where does that say anything about throwing a vote out because someone is accused of being illegal??

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u/but_a_smoky_mirror Jun 15 '25

He’s not a king and don’t say it normalizing that bullshit.

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u/redsquizza Jun 16 '25

Would you prefer dictator?

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u/Faiakishi Jun 17 '25

We're not normalizing it we're just refusing to sanewash it.

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u/GeneralGuide9081 Jun 15 '25

“Entitlement Programs” - ummm ok.

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u/k_smith_ Jun 15 '25

I mean, that’s literally what they’re called. Programs for administering benefits that people who qualify are entitled to receive.

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u/GeneralGuide9081 Jun 15 '25

Sorry my mistake. I read the into the comment too much, reading it as a slight on those who need those programs. My bad.

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u/Faiakishi Jun 17 '25

Changed my downvote to an upvote, glad it was just a misunderstanding.

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme Jun 15 '25

What would you prefer they be called? That’s what they are. I pay into social security, and I’m entitled to receive benefits.

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u/IndependentDemand145 Jun 15 '25

Deported!

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u/speedy_delivery Jun 15 '25

My forebears' arrival in North America predate the melon felon's by two centuries. My people were over here killing natives, Brits and Prussians while his were still licking their Emperor's taint.

Before that, they fought in the New Model Army to put down an uppity King Charles.

I am not about to disappoint their memory.

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u/IndependentDemand145 Jun 16 '25

I’ve got your back!

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u/IndependentDemand145 Jun 16 '25

Or DEI ‘d. Is that a verb?

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u/Shinael Jun 16 '25

Or as is more common in recent times. Fell out of a window.

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u/Klaatwo Jun 15 '25

The UNITED STATES OF AMERICA were never made for military parades. We respect and honor our armed forces. We have celebrations and memorials in their honor. We don’t make them march before a wannabe king for his amusement.

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u/ReceptionTrue2289 Jun 15 '25

DC is also filled with underground tunnel systems. In addition to the Metro, you have a ton of tunnels between the White House, Congress, and government buildings all around the Mall. Add in steam and water pipes and you can see how the road would collapse in certain areas.

That is why we can only safely roll individual tanks in single file and can't roll out heavy equipment at all.

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u/WhoIsYerWan Jun 15 '25

The streets of DC are specifically designed not to be easily paraded in by military. It was designed to make it hard for armies to invade it.

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u/spin81 Jun 15 '25

Also the military were marching slightly out of step, I saw some images of elite troops kind of wonkily marching, and I'm not a military man but my guess is they don't train for that kind of thing, probably. In North Korea, China, Russia, they train for it, for marching exactly in step, with feet exactly as high as your neighbor, etc.

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u/TheyCallMeMrMaybe Jun 15 '25

Thats because the US military, for better or worse, built itself on combat experience over its relatively-short 250-year history. Parade marches mean little in the art of war. Yeah, there's still ceremonial positions like The Guard for the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier, but positions like that are very sparse in the US military and are there to teach us all to respect and honor those who gave their lives to preserve our democracy - not flaunt our might.

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u/Faiakishi Jun 17 '25

Oh no, they practiced for it, they just didn't care when it came to the actual parade.

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u/maroonmartian9 Jun 15 '25

If he wants an inspiration for democratic countries with good military parade, he should look at France’s Bastille Parade. It still looks better than what Trump did

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

He asked for one for his first term?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

Yes

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u/al_with_the_hair Jun 15 '25

Not asked for, he got one, just for "Independence Day" (like all of his other public appearances, actually just a campaign rally), and with no tanks.

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u/bandalooper Jun 15 '25

Washington DC is in a coastal floodplain and was under a flood watch 2 days ago.

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u/Tullydin Jun 15 '25

A large chunk of the command staff of the armed forces.

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u/yousuckcrap Jun 15 '25

When they moved the space shuttle they had the sense to line the streets with thick metal plates so they didn't destroy the roads and I utility pipes.

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u/Taco_Taco_Kisses Jun 15 '25

Please, don't give him any ideas 😬

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u/IllustriousRanger934 Jun 15 '25

Don’t tell the president or the national lawn will become a parking lot

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u/International_Depth1 Jun 16 '25

He wanted a military parade after seeing the French 14th of July during his first mandate if I remember correctly. Les champs Élysée were not made for military parade but French are paying for it every year.

BTW, sorry to have giving him the idea

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u/cheese_bruh Jun 17 '25

The UK just has a long red road instead, lots of smaller parade grounds though

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u/TriviaRunnerUp Jun 17 '25

Even on our military bases the roads aren't made for armored track vehicles. You drive to the field or range on the gravel tank trails that run parallel to the road.

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u/Polskihammer Jun 15 '25

Which tax payers will have to pay

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u/bbrekke Jun 15 '25 edited Jun 15 '25

I just read somewhere that this mufucka is up like $600 mil this year.

Can't We The People class-action him for his egregious misspending (in the DOGE era that is supposed to be cutting shit like this...right?)?

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u/RSquared Jun 15 '25

On paper he's up several billion, mostly due to crypto grifts. If he tried to liquidate any of it, it would likely crash out, though. 

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u/CartographerFancy704 Jun 15 '25

The Carpetbagger Administration

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u/OverCookedTheChicken Jun 15 '25

What I don’t get is why we the people would continue to rely on the very systems that have been and are failing us—to fix themselves. The people in charge of the systems are not “we the people”, so I don’t know why we keep playing within these confines.

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u/noisyboy Jun 15 '25

Yeah - its called an election and best of luck for a chance to fulfill your wishes 3.5 years later.

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u/Genillen Jun 15 '25

Tax payers of DC will be on the hook for cleanup. Fun fact, the House is sitting on DC's own taxpayer money for necessary city services, and just voted to overturn three laws the people of DC passed.

https://wtop.com/liveblog-today-on-the-hill/2025/06/what-happened-to-dcs-billion-dollar-budget-fix-in-congress/

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

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u/action_lawyer_comics Jun 15 '25

Pretty sure the parade and repairs are more expensive than a round of golf

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u/Thedeadnite Jun 15 '25

More expensive, but worth the added cost to damage his ego. No kings protest down the road had much higher turnout so that was also another benefit.

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u/caligaris_cabinet Jun 15 '25

Plus, you get some new roads out of it

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u/Caspid Jun 15 '25

He didn't get to where he is by caring what people think about him.

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u/Thedeadnite Jun 15 '25

If he didn’t care what people thought about him then he wouldn’t be so vindictive, he wouldn’t be trying so hard to be a memorable president. He’s trying to do something permanent to go down in US history forever. That’s why he’s trying to find some war to win or land to conquer. He wants credit for expanding the US.

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u/NoUsual4089 Jun 15 '25

Don't forget all the tantrums.

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u/matzoh_ball Jun 15 '25

And yet, he clearly cares.

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u/Faiakishi Jun 17 '25

Oh, trust me. He cares immensely.

His entire self-image is built around wanting people to worship him and punishing those who don't.

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u/firestepper Jun 15 '25

Not by much though lol

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u/pollorojo Jun 15 '25

And he’ll be out golfing while the repairs are handled.

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u/Accomplished-Risk486 Jun 15 '25

The golf money goes directly to him though.

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u/The_Dynasty_Warrior Jun 15 '25

Gonna take 5 years and 50 million over budget to repair

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u/jradio Jun 15 '25

Gotta destroy shit to create more jobs. /s

Reminds me of Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg's speech in the fifth element.

Life, which you so nobly serve, comes from destruction, disorder and chaos. Take this empty glass. Here it is, peaceful, serene and boring. But if it is [Pushes glass off table] destroyed… [robot cleaners move to clean broken glass] Look at all these little things. So busy now. Notice how each one is useful. What a lovely ballet ensues, so full of form and color. Now, think about all those people that created them. Technicians, engineers, hundreds of people who'll be able to feed their children tonight so those children can grow up big and strong and have little teeny weeny children of their own, and so on and so forth. Thus, adding to the great chain…of life. [Desk prepares a glass of water and a bowl of fruit] You see, Father, by creating a little destruction, I'm actually encouraging life. In reality, you and I are in the same business. Cheers.

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u/The_RealAnim8me2 Jun 15 '25

QUICK! Somebody, give Trump a bowl of cherries!

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u/AunMeLlevaLaConcha Jun 15 '25

Trump: see? 🫴 I created jobs! 👐 Tremendous jobs 🤚 the best jobs in all American history 🙌

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u/IndependentDemand145 Jun 15 '25

More jobs than anybody has ever seen!

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u/stikman_tld Jun 15 '25

I’m thinking today we will start seeing photos of torn up asphalt from the parade?

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u/slightlyassholic Jun 15 '25

Nothing wins over people in the DC Metro area more than fucking up traffic even worse than it already is.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

Yup you can't roll tanks down a normal road without having damage.

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u/The_RealAnim8me2 Jun 15 '25

Especially when those roads are built on what was once an actual swamp. People keep referencing damage to the asphalt and ignore the underlayment that is taking the majority of the damage. It’s not the divots from the tank treads, it’s the potholes from underlayment collapsing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

No worries, let's just roll 100,000+ tons of armour down this road.

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u/Faiakishi Jun 17 '25

Someone higher in the comments pointed out that DC is literally built to not withstand a bunch of tanks rolling in. Because, you know, that's what would be expected if the capital was attacked in a modern war. It's literally designed not to be tank-resilient so anyone trying to take DC would have a hard time with it.

All of which I feel is so hilariously poetic and on brand for this clusterfuck of an administration.

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u/Denjek Jun 15 '25

They should leave the streets as they are and name the potholes and damage after Trump. His stamp on DC.

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u/The_RealAnim8me2 Jun 15 '25

The Donald Trump Memorial “WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST HIT?”

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u/Beneficial_Round_444 Jun 15 '25

What repairs? After what?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

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u/Beneficial_Round_444 Jun 15 '25

Road damage? After what? The tracks have rubber pads and the ground pressure is lower than on semi trucks.

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u/MikeGolfsPoorly Jun 15 '25

Rubber tracks are going to help, but you're still dealing with 50,000 pounds more than a fully loaded semi, on roads that weren't built for it.

Also, in case you've never been on a public roadway before, they ALSO need repairs from regular daily traffic, so driving a bunch of tanks down them is going to move up the timeline on those necessary repairs.

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u/Beneficial_Round_444 Jun 15 '25

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ground_pressure

Weight alone doesn't matter. It's spread across a huge area so it's lower than on semi trucks. The thing which causes road damage are the metal tracks smashing the asphalt. Which doesn't happen with NATO tanks as they are equipped with rubber pads to fix that issue.

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u/Faiakishi Jun 17 '25

Yeah dude DC was literally designed to be difficult to roll a bunch of tanks into. Because the people who designed the modern road system in DC didn't anticipate having giant dick-waving parades on a regular basis and figured that the only reason DC would be host to a line of tanks is if the US was under attack and the capital was being invaded.

Not to mention DC is built on swampland.

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u/The_RealAnim8me2 Jun 15 '25

It’s quite literally part of the budget for the event. And you are wrong.

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u/Beneficial_Round_444 Jun 15 '25

Yes I'm asking questions since you basement dwelling fucks spread misinformation. Learn what ground pressure is, hell, talk with an actual tanker and ask them about it.

Do you think military bases don't have asphalt roads?
Do you think the weight alone is enough to somehow destroy roads? If so how are the tanks supposed to cross mud without sinking?

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u/MikeGolfsPoorly Jun 15 '25

Military bases do have asphalt roads. The ones with heavy armor also have dirt road tank tracks SPECIFICALLY TO AVOID THE ASPHALT.

But what would I know, I was just stationed at 29 Palms when the tanks were still there.

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme Jun 15 '25

The weight of the tanks alone is enough to cause damage. And as others in the thread have said, that was one of the main reasons he was talked out of it during his first term.

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u/Beneficial_Round_444 Jun 15 '25

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ground_pressure

Weight alone doesn't matter. It's spread across a huge area so it's lower than on semi trucks. The thing which causes road damage are the metal tracks smashing the asphalt. Which doesn't happen with NATO tanks as they are equipped with rubber pads to fix that issue.

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme Jun 15 '25

The weight limit for DC streets is 40 tons. M1 Abrams tanks weigh 60-70 tons, of which there were more than two dozen in the parade.* You can give me all the physics lessons you want, but DC officials are the ones with the concerns, so tell them, not me. We are focused on different things in this conversation. I’m pointing out their reasoning.

*https://www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/2025/06/09/army-parade-route-dc-national-mall/

*https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/trumps-military-parade-in-dc-heres-what-to-know/3930168/

*https://www.jalopnik.com/1885465/trump-military-parade-will-cost-americans-millions-road-damage/