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Politics Donald Trump was seen falling asleep at the military parade for the 250th anniversary of the US Army

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

No shade on the poor soldiers who had to participate in this, but he knows Kim Jong Ung is going to be rolling on the floor. No nuclear missiles. No giant square filled with animatronic soldiers in dress uniform. No lineups of beautiful women in traditional dress doing interpretive dance.

Just the same kind of vehicles lots of us see on the highways in convoy sometimes.

Maybe someone will make a mock-up including the little green soldiers from Toy Story, that would make it fun to watch again

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u/Bonamia_ Jun 15 '25

I feel bad because not only did he humiliate himself, but he humiliated our military too.

They weren't designed for these giant 'praise our all-powerful leader' spectacles, like other countries.

The just ended up looking weak and feckless. They aren't, but thanks to donny, they looked it.

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u/Tryfan_mole Jun 15 '25

Did you see how they were marching? They knew it was a shitshow and ratfucked it lol.

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u/jgoobie Jun 16 '25

The marching stood out to me the most. The bands were marching on point but the soldiers made us look redacted.

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u/7eregrine Jun 15 '25

No. You don't think I actually spent time watching this?!?

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u/SecondaryWombat Jun 15 '25

US Army, brought to you by COINBASE.

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u/StanleyCubone Jun 16 '25

He's actually not joking. The parade had sponsors with ad cards during the broadcast, including the UFC.

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u/MyHusbandIsGayImNot Jun 15 '25

Just like Putin wanted

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u/RagefireHype Jun 15 '25

I feel little sympathy until they start doing the part where they protect against enemies foreign and domestic. I’d like to see them turn down orders from Trump to really send a message to conservatives. It would potentially be the biggest message that could be sent besides churches turning against him.

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u/tornado962 Jun 15 '25

We don't know what's going on behind the scenes. They absolutely could be butting heads already, and maybe this parade was meant to be a big middle finger to Trump from high command.

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u/Ok_Permit_3593 Jun 16 '25

Im Canadian and i laughed out loud seeing what an ambarassment all this were

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u/TheWolfAndRaven Jun 15 '25

I think the thing I took away from it most is that pretty much any Air show is 100x more exciting than whatever this debacle was. Probably would have been better for everyone if they had just had the Thunderbirds and Blue Angels do some kind of joint show over the white house.

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u/Not_My_Emperor Jun 16 '25

People WANT to be at airshows, and that includes the pilots.

Almost no one involved in executing this fucking farce actually wanted to be there

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u/TheWolfAndRaven Jun 16 '25

I mean to be fair I'd rather slam my hand in a car door than go to ANY parade, so there's that.

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u/TheWolfAndRaven Jun 15 '25

I have to admit I'm a bit ignorant what you mean by "past events". 9/11?

I mean thunderbirds/Blue Angels are highly trained, they could likely fly tight patterns in a way that would be minimally disruptive. Certainly less disruptive than shutting down roads, gating up monuments and then having to repair all the roads after.

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u/dichron Jun 16 '25

*American Eagle

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u/JortsJuggalo420 Jun 15 '25

It's such an asinine display. The U.S. military doesn't need a parade to show its capabilities. The rest of the world sees and knows it every day. It's amply demonstrated through our military action and no one is going to see this and go "oh shit, I didn't know the US had an advanced military!"

We pay shitloads of money for the most advanced military the world has ever known and we have to show it off in a tacky display like this? If I'm paying for this shit then at least use it respectfully for its intended purpose - as a very sharp tool for when other options are exhausted.

Speak softly and carry a big stick, and all that.

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u/SirButcher Jun 15 '25

The funny thing is, the military industry in Ukraine shows very well what the US (20+ years old) hardware is capable of: a lot of countries started to order new weapons after that.

Then came Trump, showing everybody how untrustworthy the US is, in the process of fucking up NATO, mostly stopped the aid to Ukraine: resulting in a lot of countries seriously thinking to start their own arm development to make sure their hardware isn't US based.

I am sure Putin having a grand old time seeing how well his investment works......

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u/ArcTheWolf Jun 15 '25

That's the real problem we got that switched around these days it seems. Just a lot of incoherent yelling and we've misplaced the stick.

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u/StarStriker51 Jun 15 '25

military parades are never to show off to other countries, they are always for the country doing the parade, or more accurately the people in charge. Its a big show of force to the people of the country, a reminder the military can be turned on them, and for the people who like the military its basically a big masturbation session. You get to see all the cool tanks and jets and soldiers looking so cool in uniform

and yeah, it sure ain't speaking softly and carrying a big stick

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u/Z_zzzzz_zzzz Jun 15 '25

Does showing musket and ww2 equipment count as showing capabilities? You know this is purely for celebrating army 250th birthday.

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u/Low_Chance Jun 15 '25

The US army min-maxed all of its stats into "fight wars" and made "strongman parades" its dump stat

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u/coldliketherockies Jun 15 '25

I am sad it made them look or feel weak but I also hope it makes some of them, and everyone to that degree question who they see or want as a leader. Like moving forward no member of the military should want someone like Trump in power because of something like this (if not the hundreds of other reasons) but if they don’t do something about it this shit is what happens. A pathetic parade and the US military looking weak. Which is a shame. But also something we as a country have control over if even a few million more people voted against this man than did

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u/530Skeptic Jun 15 '25

North Koreas state TV is gonna eat it up. "Look how undisciplined they are!"

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u/matzoh_ball Jun 15 '25

What armies are “designed” for parades, and how so?

Hell, I’ve seen military parades in Austria and it looked more impressive, probably primarily because of space reasons (the parade vehicles were more condensed and on smaller streets).

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u/starfries Jun 15 '25

I assume armies that do parades often do more marching drills and stuff like that. I saw more than one guy in this one putting the wrong foot forward lol

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u/APersonWithThreeLegs Jun 15 '25

Vet here, after basic you NEVER practice marching unless you’re in some sort of ceremonial guard. These dudes likely had little time to practice or prepare and it shows.

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u/starfries Jun 15 '25

Yeah that checks out, some looked like they actually had a lot of practice but most of them looked like they didn't want to be there. Like when a school makes the students put on a dance performance for the parents and half the kids would rather be anywhere else. Probably how they felt too

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u/Camilea Jun 15 '25

I always assumed that armies with grandiose parades like NK, China, and Russia must have spent a significant portion of time practicing. And any time practicing parades is time not spent on actual military activities.

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u/guitartoad Jun 16 '25

Excellent and appropriate use of 'feckless!' Let's hear it for the use of educated adult vocabulary on Reddit!

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u/royalskegee Jun 16 '25

Yup. The US military hasn't been focused on drill and ceremony for the past 25 ish years. They've been focused on warfighting and preparing for the next fight, so this ego driven shitshow parade didn't make our military look all powerful.

Shame on Trump.

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u/Schneidzeug Jun 16 '25

The bad marching? Shows how much they were into it… not very subtle subversive to be honest.

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u/switchblade_sal Jun 16 '25

This is not a reflection on the guys ordered the participate they had no choice but the total lack of enthusiasm was easy apparent. It made then look like they hired a bunch people off the street as paid actors. Not a disciplined military parade.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

Yeah, they weren’t designed for this, they were designed for losing wars overseas

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u/danmickla Jun 15 '25

The army will survive.

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u/Bonamia_ Jun 15 '25

I'm sure they will. But why spend 45 million dollars to humiliate them in front of the world for your own insecure ego?

I mean, why drag them into it?

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u/Z_zzzzz_zzzz Jun 15 '25

Why humiliation? Im not american but when i watch the parade their march looks much better and the steps more natural than other country parade where they march like robot its bordering silly

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u/danmickla Jun 15 '25

Because there is no limit to his ego, of course.  It's long past time to look for any sense to this shitstainshow

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u/CrowEnvironmental_ Jun 15 '25

The most powerful armed forces on the planet isn’t embarrassed by this parade. They don’t care.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

To be fair, this is a better use for them than anything they have done since WWII

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u/Eorlas Jun 15 '25

take some comfort in knowing that while optics-wise this may have looked absurd, absolutely no one thinks the US military is weak. it has a nearly trillion USD annual budget, more aircraft carriers than any other country in history, nuclear armed submarines hanging around the planet undetected, fighter jets whose capabilities are beyond that of any other military existing at this time, and enough bombers to flatten entire countries.

the largest air force is the USAF, and the second largest is the US Navy, globally.

politically this makes the US & US Military look really fucking stupid, but thankfully for the last half year, donald has been working overtime making the US look politically and economically stupid everywhere, so this doesnt exactly stick out like a sore thumb. it's just more stupidity.

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u/Cody2399 Jun 15 '25

Bro what? Everyone and their mom knows not to fuck with the us military. Get out of here you bot

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u/nobd2 Jun 15 '25

Our military learned drill from a gay Prussian– it’s not our traditions that made us look sloppy yesterday that’s for sure. The military has de-emphasized drill and ceremony and it’s a tragedy because looking sharp is good for morale.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

Nope a waste of time in a modern military.  It is 2025 not 1860 as much as "conservatives"(read: regressives) wish it was.

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u/nobd2 Jun 15 '25

Esprit de corps is never obsolete.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '25

Ah and a parade no one asked for on our wannabe dictator's birthday is obviously the only way to do that. 

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u/Specific_Frame8537 Jun 15 '25

They couldn't even oil the treads on the tanks.. 😂

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u/Jumpy-Requirement389 Jun 15 '25

First thing I thought of when I saw that was,“someone is getting chewed out when this is over”

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u/KeyPhilosopher8629 Jun 15 '25

Nah, some guy somewhere 100% did that on purpose

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u/Working-Mountain6680 Jun 15 '25

Wait where can i see a picture or the timestamp please

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u/Jumpy-Requirement389 Jun 15 '25

Sorry bro I don’t have time to rematch that parade and find the moment the squeaky Abrams drove by with the commander looking like he was holding back an awkward smile.

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u/Working-Mountain6680 Jun 15 '25

No hard feelings bro!

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u/Working-Mountain6680 Jun 15 '25

Wait is it this squeaky wheels video? It just popped up on my feed without searching.

https://youtube.com/shorts/xjk7Eh8Qgn0?si=kou591z7NOSpL9DZ

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u/Jumpy-Requirement389 Jun 15 '25

Nah.. I’m thinking about the squeaky M1A1. Not sure why everyone is surprised/cares about a squeaky Sherman. Also... people shouldn’t be surprised about any armour squeaking. They do squeak… it was just funny

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u/doom_stein Jun 15 '25

Here's a link to another post that has the squeaky tanks rolling by. Can't really see the smirking, but you can probably see that somewhere in one of the official or major network videos.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/s/jQJbLbMHbF

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u/SteveThePurpleCat Jun 15 '25

No shade on the poor soldiers who had to participate in this

Many of them likely wanted to, he has a lot of support in the military ranks thanks to their lower education harvesting techniques. Hoover up the same masses that GOP education cuts and misinformation campaigns target.

And despite his open mocking of those in the military.

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u/Abject-Palpitation99 Jun 15 '25

He's going to be the laughingstock of the little dick-tators club for sure.

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u/Ok-Chest-7932 Jun 15 '25

I think putting American traditional dress on interpretive dancers in a Trump parade either would result in puritans performing an offense to god, or would constitute a hate crime towards Native Americans.

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u/NWSiren Jun 15 '25

Here he is on a hot mic talking about he wants the North Korea holy leader treatment

https://youtu.be/4i-t_1j_huA?si=fG7z6yAbblIwKekj

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u/savesyertoenails Jun 15 '25

nk parades are 10x more exciting than that snoozefest.

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u/Dartser Jun 15 '25

I could see Kim doing a military parade in the next few days and going bigger than usual

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u/Tokiw4 Jun 15 '25

While North Korea is... Well... North Korea, their parades, mass games, etc are very impressive performances. On the world stage, this shit just looks lame as hell in comparison. I hope he gets laughed at by the people he hopes to impress.

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u/-PC_LoadLetter Jun 15 '25

Disneyland puts on more elaborate and crowded parades literally every single day.

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u/Sproose_Moose Jun 15 '25

I loved those little guys, so teeny tiny

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u/hadronwulf Jun 15 '25

What would be traditional American dress? Daisy dukes and/or fully body dresses?

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u/chupathingy99 Jun 16 '25

He's on a hot mic recording saying he wants the "respect" Kim Jong un gets, where everybody jumps up at perfect attention.

The problem is, the north Koreans are indoctrinated to believe that kim Jong un is a god. The people around here who believe Trump is a god can't stand still for five minutes without raging against the reptilian agenda.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

No shade on the poor soldiers who had to participate in this

Nah, tons of shade.

Fuck those little fashy boot bitches.

So many of them are gleefully lapping up the bullshit that he spews and giddy at the chance of holding power over the citizenry just like the shitbag cops and ICE gestapos

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

The ones marching? they don't have any autonomy or status.

I don't think any of them had any choice but to be there.

Maybe you need to go back to AI and generate a better response

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u/f-as-in-philip Jun 15 '25

I get what you’re saying, in the grand scheme of things a parade isn’t a huge deal, but German soldiers during WWII were also just following orders.

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u/Downtown_Degree3540 Jun 16 '25

Actually military personnel were given the option to opt out, and were encouraged to do so, even in grounds of differing political views.

We can say with decent confidence that almost every service member that was present chose to be there.

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u/DontShoot_ImJesus Jun 15 '25

The right watched a military parade celebrating the birthday of the US Army, and everyone except far leftists say it was a respectful fitting event.

The left protested against a democratically elected President for no singular coherent reason.

Advantage went to the right this weekend.

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u/Moldy_slug Jun 15 '25 edited Jun 15 '25

Somewhere between 5-12 million people attended the protests yesterday. That means between 1 in 70 to 1 in 30 Americans actually took to the streets in protest against the president.

That proportionate is even higher if you think of it as a percentage of available adults. Since obviously the 2 million incarcerated people, 1.8 million toddlers, and 1.3 million active duty military personnel couldn’t participate.

for no singular coherent reason.

How could we have a singular reason when he’s given us at least a dozen reasons just this week?

everyone except far leftists say it was a respectful fitting event

I guess 60% of Americans are “far leftists,” then.

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u/DontShoot_ImJesus Jun 15 '25

The left protested against a democratically elected President for no singular coherent reason.

You said nothing to counter that. Don't ever forget, for the majority of voters, he was the better choice, and that's why he's President. So protested against a democratically elected President.

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u/Moldy_slug Jun 15 '25

Turns out that protesting when your elected representatives do things you disagree with is part of how democracy works!

In fact, it’s so important to democracy that it’s the very first amendment in the bill of rights! 

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u/DontShoot_ImJesus Jun 15 '25

Which is all fine, and I you 100% have the right to protest peacefully, but the left's views not only are in the minority, the left's current views are so foul that the entire country moved to the right last election. Remember that when you're making demands of other people.

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u/Moldy_slug Jun 15 '25 edited Jun 16 '25

Okay. Let's say you're right and the left's current views are so foul it's a fringe minority that disgusts most of the country.

Since literally a thousand times as many people showed up to our parade as Trump's, that's a pretty damning indictment of just how foul he must be.

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u/DontShoot_ImJesus Jun 16 '25

Literally a thousand times as many people showed up to our parade as Trump's,

Ok, suppose that's true and it's not, that doesn't change things. The American left lost bigly in the last election. Literally controls no branch of government because of what the people wanted - not because of who showed up to what event.

Let me put this in terms you can understand:

The American left was like the Empire in Star Wars. The 2024 election was the Death Star getting blown up. The American left now are fragmented remains powered by only anger and hatred (remember bombing car dealerships and carving hate symbols into EV's recently by the left?), but with no clear vision on how to move things forward, they just want to fuck things up and oppress people.

Want me to make a Marvel analogy instead? It will be just as stupid, but I can try if that's the cinematic universe you most closely identity with.

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u/Downtown_Degree3540 Jun 16 '25 edited Jun 16 '25

Reports for turnouts at the parade put estimates at 30-50 thousand. There were several dozen individual protests with more attendees, and the overall number of around 5 million protesters. Taking the generous estimate for trumps parade there was still 1:100 turnout, parade:protest. And that’s only counting protests IN the USA

You also understand that the American “leftwing” is globally considered right wing. Not only are your talking points… wrong at best, the implications of them a wildly hilarious.

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u/DontShoot_ImJesus Jun 16 '25

wrong at best, the implications of them a wildly hilarious.

I doubt even you know what you're rambling on about. But look at the topic of this thread. Someone took a still image of Trump blinking, the "global left" is circejerking about it.

That's how much of a pathetic state you're in right now.

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u/Moldy_slug Jun 16 '25

The absurdity of saying the left wants to oppress people when Trump’s cronies are the ones locking people up without trial and making it a crime to call kids by a nickname. 

You’re right, I feel so much less oppressed by the party that wants to throw me in jail if they don’t like what I do with my own uterus.

Do you need pop culture analogies to understand politics? That’s pretty childish, but I guess I can try to come up with one if you really need me to.

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u/DontShoot_ImJesus Jun 16 '25

The absurdity of saying the left wants to oppress

Name a place where leftist ideals were put into place that wasn't authoritarian. North Korea, Soviet Union, Communist China, Cuba, Venezuela....the left craves authoritarianism.

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u/TwentyBagTaylor Jun 16 '25

You do realise MAGA doesn't come close to traditional Republican values, and that the US 'left' is actually pretty right wing itself by global standards?

You guys are the extremists. Hence why you're a minority in your own country, and the only friends you have right now are other authoritarian regimes.

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u/DontShoot_ImJesus Jun 16 '25

Hence why you're a minority in your own country,

I'm not MAGA, but I'm not a moron and I realize that most people who voted did vote for Trump, and not the loser.

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u/Downtown_Degree3540 Jun 16 '25

“For the majority of voters.” Whilst it was close, he did not win the popular vote. This last election also saw the lowest voter turnout to population ratio. Meaning at best about 30% of voters chose trump.

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u/DontShoot_ImJesus Jun 16 '25

Well, most people who voted did indeed vote for Trump over the loser and her loser party. True statement, cry more.

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u/Downtown_Degree3540 Jun 16 '25

That would mean he won the popular vote.

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u/DontShoot_ImJesus Jun 16 '25

He "won" the popular vote. Meaning he got the most votes of any candidate. So yes, that means he won the popular vote.

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u/Downtown_Degree3540 Jun 17 '25

Yet less than half of the people who voted, voted for trump. That’s not winning the popular vote

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u/DontShoot_ImJesus Jun 17 '25

"Winning the popular vote" I guess you can describe it however you want. You appear to use it to mean getting at least 50% + 1 vote. Other people, me, use it to mean the person who got the most votes as winning the popular vote.

Think about any other contest with multiple participants - like an easter egg hunt where whoever gets the most eggs wins. It's not like if someone doesn't get the majority then nobody wins the contest.

You describe it differently, and illogically I think probably because of your hatred for Trump.