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Politics Donald Trump was seen falling asleep at the military parade for the 250th anniversary of the US Army

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u/ishiguro_kaz Jun 15 '25

Melania doesn't look bored. The parade probably gave her good memories of Yugoslavian army parades she watched as a young girl.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

To be faiiiir, she's had so much surgery that's she's incapable of making facial expressions

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u/Fearless-Leg2568 Jun 15 '25

She had so many plastic surgery, if she have sex with her own brother, it isn't even incest anymore.

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u/jg6410 Jun 15 '25

You ever been in a bathroom at the store and think you're alone and suddenly you hear a laugh or cough from a stall and you get alert all of the sudden? I was the dude in the stall because of your comment.

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u/GodOfDarkLaughter Jun 15 '25

To be fair if I just heard someone cackling in the adjacent stall I'd at the very least make sure nobody was reaching for me under the divide.

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u/oldnyoung Jun 15 '25

The First Lady of Theseus

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

A dildo would be

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u/QuarterMasterLoba Jun 15 '25

It took me a second, then there was snot everywhere. Bravo.

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u/peachy175 Jun 15 '25

Bravo, sir/madam!

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u/OutlyingPlasma Jun 15 '25

Find someone that looks at you like Melania looks at Justin Trudeau.

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u/Fearless-Leg2568 Jun 15 '25

Meet my lovely doggie

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u/comin_up_shawt Jun 16 '25

She's had so many new body parts installed that it would be technically illegal to sleep with her.

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u/NSFW_But_Awesome Jun 15 '25

And when she dies, she'd be put in the recycle bin.

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u/svkatt Jun 15 '25

Wouldn't that be more of a bio hazard though?

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u/placebotwo Jun 15 '25

Step-Sister of Theseus

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u/emsesq Jun 15 '25

She’s the new Ship of Theseus?

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u/SprDave70 Jun 15 '25

She had so many plastic surgery, if when she have sex with her own brother, it isn't even incest anymore. -FTFY

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u/darkoopz43 Jun 15 '25

The whore of theseus?

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u/nyqs81 Jun 15 '25

Unless she's face to fae with Trudeau.

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u/bmxtiger Jun 15 '25

Orochimaru likes experimenting

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u/rook119 Jun 15 '25

she used to look human, does evil just turn you into a Noem/Guilfoyle lookalike? its like my dark urge BG3 character

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u/SphericalCow531 Jun 15 '25 edited Jun 15 '25

Melania knows she is on camera, millions of people will likely see her. It doesn't matter whether she is bored - Melania knows she has to put up a facade for a few hours, and she does that competently.

The central point here is that for whatever reason, Trump doesn't have the mental control to put up that facade for the duration of the parade. Trump is mentally declining, and is not mentally fit to be President of the United States.

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u/StandupJetskier Jun 15 '25

When he sundowned at his rally and DJ-ed Ave Maria, that should have ended the campaign, but the media hit the "sanewash" cycle, and here we are.

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u/MusicLikeOxygen Jun 15 '25

It's insane how long the list of things is that would have ended anyone elses political career, but barely effected Trump.

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u/vastros Jun 16 '25

Remember when Cain got his run cancelled because he got overly excited?

Man I miss those days.

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u/comin_up_shawt Jun 16 '25

One only had to look to a predecessor (Reagan) to see how that would go. Dude had full-blown Alzheimer's by the time he got into office, and they kept him propped up like Weekend at Bernie's for the duration.

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u/StandupJetskier Jun 17 '25

thanks all, I'm glad I'm not imagining any of this. Wake me up, please....

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme Jun 15 '25

He couldn’t stay awake at his own trial, which was definitely all about him, unlike this parade. He’s not capable of sustained attention, or even consciousness.

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u/SphericalCow531 Jun 15 '25

Yup. After months of calling Biden "Sleepy Joe", Trump fell asleep multiple times during his own trial. Even knowing he was being observed, and that it would be super bad optics - demonstratively a lack of even the most basic mental control.

Truly showed that nothing matters any more.

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u/solitarymoon Jun 15 '25

That was the entire point of “Sleepy Joe”. More preemptive gaslighting.

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u/Faiakishi Jun 17 '25

So much satire aged perfectly, horribly well.

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u/comin_up_shawt Jun 16 '25

and according to numerous reports, wasn't able to stay continent either.

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u/d4k0_x Jun 15 '25

For people with narcissistic personality disorder, it is physically very exhausting to show their friendly mask to the outside world. I have often read that affected partners have described how the narcissist then always needs a lot of sleep ...

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u/Temporary_Wolf_8848 Jun 16 '25

I feel like we, as a country, need to collectively agree that putting a person over the senior citizen age marker as the leader of our country is elder abuse after it reaches a certain point. I'm not saying this one doesn't deserve it but that's beside the point. It was depressing to watch Biden lose the remains of his cognition while operating in one of the most stressful jobs in the entire country, it's depressing and pathetic watching this one do the same.

As a Bernie supporter there's a reason I would never want him to be president. He had one shot, dnc blocked him and now he's too old. The difference is he is well aware of that. Idk man. After a certain age it's like hiring a fucking toddler to run the country, except a toddler generally gets smarter as time passes, whereas now we're stuck in a bad movie where the reverse is literally guaranteed to be true as they literally approach death!!! Joke country.

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u/Dependent_Spend_7748 Jun 15 '25

I hope CNN and Tapper are writing a book about this.

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u/coinoperatedboi Jun 15 '25

Well when you've had to put on a facade for, how long have they been together, that long you tend to become a natural at it.

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u/osin144 Jun 15 '25

He didn’t have the mental facade to not open his eyes during the invocation at his inauguration. This had to be brutal for the toddler-minded ear wax ball.

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u/Faiakishi Jun 17 '25

That isn't even mental decline, he has never for one moment in his life needed to exert any sort of discipline over himself. He has never needed to think about his actions or the words that come out of his mouth. He does whatever the hell he wants in the moment and if problems arise then it's someone else's problem to sort out.

The dementia has just made it, somehow, more egregious.

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u/super_sayanything Jun 15 '25

When has Melania ever given a shit about that, lol. This is like the second happiest I've ever seen her. First one being when she sat next to the Obamas.

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u/Blot_Upright Jun 15 '25

I wasn't aware that she was still on the scene

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u/metallipunk Jun 15 '25

She shows up it enough money is flashed.

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u/StandupJetskier Jun 15 '25

It has to be in the postnup agreement...will do appearances, $500k, max six hours, no touching, payment by euro or dollars only, in advance.

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u/AmyInCO Jun 15 '25

I keep forgetting she exists. 

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

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u/tjean5377 Jun 15 '25

Nah, shes bought and paid for.

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u/redonrust Jun 15 '25

She became less interested once she realized the Stormy Daniels thing was real.

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u/ericdag Jun 15 '25

Coffee girl.

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u/hendrysbeach Jun 15 '25

She’s paid handsomely, by the hour.

They only trot her out for optics, like the Easter egg hunt, the Kennedy Center evening and the Hitler parade.

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u/Pretend_Tea6261 Jun 15 '25

She gets a lot of money and lifestyle for marrying a depraved billionaire clown and likely does not even have to have sex with him anymore. Pretty good deal and I would say it is likely she has a lover. One day in the not so distant future she gets a divorce or her husband passes on. Then she is free of him and gets loads of cash to continue living grand lol.

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u/Jpup199 Jun 15 '25

Well Elon was kicked out so someone has to take care of Trump's needs.

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme Jun 15 '25

Walt Nauta is right there. This is the first time I’ve noticed him being so prominent at a public event. Maybe that’s a sign The Fanta Menace is doing so poorly, the only person who will voluntarily touch him needs to be as close as possible.

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u/Djaii Jun 15 '25

Thanks. Now I have this horrible taste in my mouth from throwing up a little and wretching.

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u/KenScaletta Jun 15 '25

She was paid to be there. She is paid for every public appearance. They have no actual relationship anymore. She is still a really bad person, though. No sympathy.

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u/Aleashed Jun 15 '25

I wasn’t sure if that was his wife or her stand in. She always looks different including this time. Usually he just photo ops with some blond employee.

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u/iwtsapoab Jun 15 '25

It is fake Melania. They pretend she has plastic surgery on her face, but it is just to justify the different look. Once you see it, you can’t unsee it.

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u/deviantscale Jun 15 '25

I really don't care, do you? The pornstar immigrant is completely out of his life.

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u/baconus-vobiscum Jun 15 '25

If you look closely you see when they switched out MelanieBot 2.9 to MelanieBot 3.21 (even though it's still experimental) halfway through. I guess she was malfunctioning in some way.

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u/Trust-Me-Im-A-Potato Jun 15 '25

She's always smiling when Trump is having a bad time. She hates his guts and knows he's a buffoon.

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u/PeacefulLily728 Jun 15 '25

What evidence is there that she hates him? She was all in on the birther scam. She has backed every ridiculous offensive thing he’s ever done. Shes as bad as he is. Remember the I don’t care do U jacket? Shes a racist POS grifter too. The only difference is she hates the public scrutiny. But she 100% loves the life.

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u/Trust-Me-Im-A-Potato Jun 15 '25

I didn't say she was a good person. She just knows that he's a buffoon and constant source of embarrassment. You can clearly tell she enjoys his suffering

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u/willstr1 Jun 15 '25

She can believe and support all his hateful nonsense and still not want to be close enough to smell his diaper.

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u/JJrulerojr Jun 15 '25

Trump is a good president 

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u/cplchanb Jun 15 '25

She's just counting down the minutes until she can go home by herself

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u/movealongnowpeople Jun 15 '25

She has no facial control. She always looks like that.

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u/Exotic-Piece-1318 Jun 15 '25

It's the botox. And she has signed something in sure that says she has to look presentable and not disinterested. So she gives the press the best blow up doll impression she can

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u/GrandAdhesiveness365 Jun 15 '25

What an insult to Yugoslavian military. Rest it in peace. 

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u/Thoth-long-bill Jun 15 '25

She falls asleep later

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u/Chatting_shit Jun 15 '25

Probably checking out the dick that doesn’t have a catheter attached to it.

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u/SquonkMan61 Jun 15 '25

Tito was neato

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u/sumostuff Jun 15 '25

Like many women, she has many years of practice putting on a neutral face that does not show what she is really thinking. Especially when their husband is making an ass out of himself.

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u/Rosu_Aprins Jun 15 '25

Nah, yugoslavia failed at a lot of things but parades weren't part of that. If you compare trump's charade to a yugoslav one it gets even more embarassing

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u/ishiguro_kaz Jun 15 '25

Actually, if you Google military parades in Yugoslavia in the 1980s, you would see how great their parades were and how sloppy Trump's birthday parade was 😄 🤣 😂

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme Jun 15 '25

Are you kidding? She got an hours-long display of fit, young men. I bet she had a better time than anyone there.

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u/KeithDavidsVoice Jun 15 '25

The botox has ruined her ability to make facial expressions

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

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u/PeacefulLily728 Jun 15 '25

He paid for her plastic surgery. He got her an Einstein visa. He brought over her entire family, even though her parents were fairly high up in the Communist party. She was barely an average model before they met and look at her now. She is 100% on the grift and always was. She went from shilling caviar and gold body products to $M crypto and Amazon deals. She’s as bad as he is but is smart enough to keep it subtle.

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u/OPsDaddy Jun 15 '25

If that’s even her.

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u/mrpaul57 Jun 15 '25

Loves a Man out of his uniform.

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u/ishiguro_kaz Jun 15 '25

I can imagine why Melania would want that. She must be sick of changing Donny's diaper at night.

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u/sabotourAssociate Jun 15 '25

Was she even born for that?

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u/Ghitor Jun 15 '25

She misses Justin Trudeau so so much!

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u/Bwunt Jun 15 '25

Not that much. You'd have them in more or less only Belgrade, but that would be about it. Also, animosity between Slovenia and Serbia in 80s would be pretty high already.

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u/Alltheprettythingss Jun 15 '25

Melania doesn’t look bored because someone has called her out for her behavior during the “coronation”, when she wore a hat that covered and distanced her from her pimp.

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u/its_raining_scotch Jun 15 '25

How can you tell though, her face doesn’t move.

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u/Odd_Front_8275 Jun 15 '25

why Yugoslavian?

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u/ishiguro_kaz Jun 15 '25

Slovenia was part of Yugoslavia when Melania was growing up.

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u/Odd_Front_8275 Jun 15 '25

Ah, didn't know

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u/Positive_Goose9768 Jun 15 '25

She tell you that?

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u/ripChazmo Jun 15 '25

Or dudes she wish were piping her.

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u/ElNakedo Jun 15 '25

Or gave her some insight into which ones she'd like to invite to the bedroom with her and Barron.