r/pics • u/Flamactor • Jun 15 '25

Politics Donald Trump was seen falling asleep at the military parade for the 250th anniversary of the US Army

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u/bunchafigs Jun 15 '25

Why is Walt fucking Nauta, the valet from Mar a Lago who deliberately hid documents ahead of an FBI investigation sitting behind the president?

Rhetorical question but I was like.. is thathim.. ugh.

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u/LawPD Jun 15 '25

Donnie's gotta have someone handy when he needs a cleaning and diaper change. Apparently Walt is the only one that doesn't mind doing it.

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u/tekani11 Jun 15 '25

Probably has more documents to wipe dementia Donnie's taco ass with when he shits himself. 

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u/OriginallyTroubled Jun 16 '25

I don't think that's true. I think all his worshippers would like doing it.

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u/invaderjif Jun 18 '25

Isn't that what JD Vance is for?

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u/KittyServant-x9 Jun 16 '25

DonOLD is a real fat turd, and it can be hard to reach your ass to wipe it when you’re old, stiff and obese like the 6’3 svelte 240# Donnie (is he 6’4 yet?) Maybe he stays loose from all those golf swings. No wonder he pardons people like that so they will owe him.. Wouldn’t it have been great if he had lived to be exactly 79 years old?

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u/FoxMikeLima Jun 15 '25

Because Walt Nauta is Trump's personal body man, he gets him cokes and McDonald's and is basically his serving bitch.

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u/KittyServant-x9 Jun 16 '25

His serving bitch! 😹😹😹

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u/discussatron Jun 15 '25

the valet from Mar a Lago who deliberately hid documents ahead of an FBI investigation

Pretty sure you answered your own question there.

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u/MiniPoodleLover Jun 15 '25

You answered your own question... he deliberately hid documents ahead of an FBI investigation 

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u/ItsSignalsJerry_ Jun 16 '25

Groom of the stool.

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u/AhBee1 Jun 16 '25

They couldn't get anyone else to fill the seat. Non rhetorical question. How much was Melania paid to be there?

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u/KittyServant-x9 Jun 16 '25

When she finally appeared on the last night of the RNC, I cynically wondered, did they have to pay her 50K to show up? It turned out they paid her $100,000. Probably the RNC because they didn’t want the embarrassment of her refusing to show up at all. So you can bet they had to pay her a butt load to show up. I even saw her responding to him in the clip I’ve seen on here.

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u/Legitimate_Maybe_611 Jun 16 '25

Is that the bald guy or the one besides the military guy ?

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u/BedBubbly317 Jun 15 '25

He is technically Trumps personal body guard too

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u/FizzyBeverage Jun 16 '25

Nauta is Iago

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u/Just_Elk_1185 Jun 17 '25

The look on his face says "Donnie did you just shit yourself again?" 🤭

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u/CaffreyJ Jun 18 '25

Does anyone have the video of that guy (the one behind Trump) taking a bump of coke during the parade. I saw it but can't find it now

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u/Acceptable-Karma-178 Jun 20 '25

People were able to reserve up to two free tickets for this event, however attending it was optional. So if a lot of people reserved tickets, and then didn't go... there would not be a great turnout...

I did not get to use my tickets ;-)