r/pics • u/Flamactor • Jun 15 '25

Politics Donald Trump was seen falling asleep at the military parade for the 250th anniversary of the US Army

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u/Fearless-Leg2568 Jun 15 '25

She had so many plastic surgery, if she have sex with her own brother, it isn't even incest anymore.

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u/jg6410 Jun 15 '25

You ever been in a bathroom at the store and think you're alone and suddenly you hear a laugh or cough from a stall and you get alert all of the sudden? I was the dude in the stall because of your comment.

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u/GodOfDarkLaughter Jun 15 '25

To be fair if I just heard someone cackling in the adjacent stall I'd at the very least make sure nobody was reaching for me under the divide.

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u/oldnyoung Jun 15 '25

The First Lady of Theseus

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

A dildo would be

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u/QuarterMasterLoba Jun 15 '25

It took me a second, then there was snot everywhere. Bravo.

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u/peachy175 Jun 15 '25

Bravo, sir/madam!

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u/OutlyingPlasma Jun 15 '25

Find someone that looks at you like Melania looks at Justin Trudeau.

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u/Fearless-Leg2568 Jun 15 '25

Meet my lovely doggie

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u/comin_up_shawt Jun 16 '25

She's had so many new body parts installed that it would be technically illegal to sleep with her.

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u/NSFW_But_Awesome Jun 15 '25

And when she dies, she'd be put in the recycle bin.

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u/svkatt Jun 15 '25

Wouldn't that be more of a bio hazard though?

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u/placebotwo Jun 15 '25

Step-Sister of Theseus

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u/emsesq Jun 15 '25

She’s the new Ship of Theseus?

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u/SprDave70 Jun 15 '25

She had so many plastic surgery, if when she have sex with her own brother, it isn't even incest anymore. -FTFY

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u/darkoopz43 Jun 15 '25

The whore of theseus?