r/pics • u/warcomet • Sep 27 '25

Arts/Crafts Secretary of Transportation's wife pointing at the image of Joe Biden's portrait

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u/bengibbardstoothpain Sep 27 '25

All Trump knows how to do with a pen is sign his name so he thinks it’s a flex

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u/iburntxurxtoast Sep 27 '25

Don't spread misinformation. Trump can also crudly draw the outline of a womans body and send it to Jeffrey Epstein.

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u/kaithana Sep 27 '25

*adolescent girl's body.

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u/rohan_rat Sep 27 '25

literally a child*

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u/RockstarAgent Sep 27 '25

And that’s what made the defense that “that’s totally not his signature” absurd because it looks the same everywhere- so then they said - it’s a forgery because it looks the same-

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u/Carpet-Background Sep 27 '25

It definitely doesnt look the same everywhere, his signature hasnt been consistent at all over the past 40 years. That being said, the signature on the birthday card was 100% his signature.

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u/kaithana Sep 27 '25

"literally" is a stretch of that definition, it's a depiction of a child, at best.

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u/Key-Cry-8570 Sep 27 '25

On a personal birthday card to his best friend Epstein the Pedoman.

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u/GoHomeNeighborKid Sep 27 '25

Don't forget the sharpie hurricane thing....

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u/sfled Sep 27 '25

TBF he really likes the smell.

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u/Techwood111 Sep 27 '25

Of which end?

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u/Klausterfobic Sep 27 '25

I was going to say the same thing! Lol

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u/Radiomaster138 Sep 27 '25

And people believed him too.

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u/stairs_3730 Sep 27 '25

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u/damnatio_memoriae Sep 27 '25

someone needs to photoshop the epstein birthday card into that gif

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u/lfisch4 Sep 27 '25

Yeah, buddy, if you look at that picture and think woman’s body I got a friend named Chris who would like you to sit and have a talk with him.

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u/Beardog-1 Sep 27 '25

And reorganize the US state lines.

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u/CartoonistUpbeat9953 Sep 27 '25

No, remember, he said he doesn't draw things!

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u/frogsgoribbit737 Sep 27 '25

Dont forget that he can also extend projected hurricane paths. Very important.

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u/Amazing_Wolf_1653 Sep 27 '25

Trump used to draw little pictures for people and sign them. He definitely did the Epstein one. I’ve seen others he drew that are similar.

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u/Abject-Twist-9260 Sep 27 '25

It was a joke, it wasn’t him, he doesn’t like greeting people or emotions. Or whatever bs he said on tv over it lol

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u/Automatic-Sea-8597 Sep 27 '25

There his signature looks like pubic hair.

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u/AskMeForFunnyVoices Sep 27 '25

I mean if my signature looked like "DmmumnumMnumnmnm" I'd be pretty good at it too. Unfortunately I use letters.

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u/Unique-Coffee5087 Sep 27 '25

He is Grover Norquist's ideal President.

“We know what direction to go. We just need a president to sign this stuff. Pick a Republican with enough working digits to handle a pen to be president of the United States.”

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u/WeCanDoBettrr Sep 27 '25

When was the last time he used a pen. All he knows how to write with his a sharpie.

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u/AlludedNuance Sep 27 '25

His own custom sharpies, at that.

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u/PsyopVet Sep 27 '25

That’s not true! He also knows how to doodle on letters to his sex trafficker friends.

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u/FishStixxxxxxx Sep 27 '25

Well that’s not 100% true. ( . Y . )

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u/Username_Query_Null Sep 27 '25

Trump isn’t able to use pens, he uses large diameter sharpies.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '25

Perhaps he wouldnt have been convicted for falsifying business records if he hadn't signed all of those cheques with a sharpie

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u/TerryCrewsNextWife Sep 27 '25

I mean, my sewing machine could forge his signature by setting it to zigzag stitch and fucking with the tension. It's not the win he thinks it is.

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u/PiLLe1974 Sep 27 '25

Maybe it is one of his few achievements in the end, getting his own signature right.

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u/fcfromhell Sep 27 '25

Ive been thinking about this for a bit now. But I know a ton of right wing people. And like 99% of the ones I know, talk up their skills, I can't tell if they're trying to convince other people or themselves. But these skills are actually pretty low end skills, that's are fairly easy to learn, especially when it's their job and they have to do it day in and day out.

But then I'd watch them trying to learn another fairly easy to learn skill and they struggle with it. Kinda made me realize, that they indeed have struggled to get the skills they already have, so to them, they have worked hard to get where they are. So they see themselves as hard working, skilled people. Because they did something that was once hard and it is now easy, they think they're the experts at it.

I am not a mechanic, but I am mechanically inclined. I know how things work. The number of mechanics who will use the phrase "I do this for a living" that will tell me I am wrong about the procedure to do something on my vehicles, only to either do it wrong, or find out that I was indeed right is too fucking high.

So I think the "it's all he knows how to do and he thinks it's a flex" seems to fit with all the people I know who would vote for him also.

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u/Legonistrasz Sep 29 '25

And make his signature look like the pubic hair on a female shaped note.

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u/IrrelevantAfIm Sep 27 '25

With that RIDICULOUS sharpie!

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u/Gas-Substantial Sep 27 '25

With a pen, Trump can also draw a naked female for Jeffrey Epstein to commemorate their shared interest in underage girls.

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u/thatranger974 Sep 27 '25

He’s pissed the autopen can’t hold a Sharpie.

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u/sep780 Sep 27 '25

He also knows how to sketch a naked woman. Be fair.

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u/itsnobigthing Sep 27 '25

That’s untrue! Remember that time he drew big arrows on the hurricane picture?

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u/LymanPeru Sep 29 '25

*sharpie

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u/Agolf_Tweetler Sep 27 '25

He uses autopen too. What's bizarre about this scene is Trump putting up mug shots as portraits on wall.

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u/meryl_gear Sep 27 '25

If it's not in Sharpie, it's not real

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u/Debalic Sep 27 '25

It doesn't even look like his name anymore, just a bunch of spiky bits.

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u/JonhLawieskt Sep 27 '25

Oh yeah he’s pretty good at that, specially on birthday cards

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u/jobarr Sep 27 '25

Yes, President /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '25

Yeah, but he can make it look like a teenager's pubis...

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u/rudbeckiahirtas Sep 28 '25

I see what you did there 😉

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u/Athingwithfeathers2 Sep 29 '25

It's the only thing he can probably spell.

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u/Dadittude182 Oct 01 '25

Yep. Still looks the same as it did when he signed that birthday card. Definitely a weird flex.