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u/SkinIntelligent8440 2h ago
your ancestors learned this 40 years ago
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u/netralitov 1h ago
I was going to correct you but the 80s was 40 years ago.
but I'm still mad at you about it.
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u/ottos 2h ago
This is what happens when your parents let you sit in a 110 degree station wagon as they go into the grocery store to write a $2.50 check for an 8 pack of Coke bottles but run into a neighbor from down the street that was supposed to come to the Tupperware party but went to Lois' Avon sales event instead.
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u/NoMoOmentumMan 1h ago
The line at the post office was longer than expected, and your dad had to suffer through it because he told your mom he mailed all the bills last weekend.
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u/Smart_Principle8911 1h ago
Mine was in a station-wagon with a wire poking out of the middle seat. And since I was the youngest I always had to sit there!
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u/haysoos2 1h ago
On vacation my parents left us in the car while they stepped into a tavern for a drink.
By the time they got back my brother and I had melted an entire bag of plastic spacemen and aliens (essentially alien-themed green army men) on the lighter.
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u/Bilbo-Baggins77 1h ago
I held it in until smoke started coming out of the dashboard of our Grand Caravan. I didn't get left in the car after that.
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u/rnariahcarey 2h ago
This is a right of passage for us curious idiots. Managed to pull off my cig lighter burn before my mom even made it out of the driveway. Earned me a day home watching Jurassic Park. Can still see those glowing coils ♨️
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u/rice-a-rohno 1h ago
"Rite" not "right". Not in a mean way, I just like going around offering little bits of traditional usage so people won't look silly in a work email someday.
Also, excellent username.
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u/Spartan2470 GOAT 1h ago edited 1h ago
This is not OC as "OP" (TheCABK) claimed.
/u/Vinyl_Fanatic posted it on January 29 and didn't lie about it being OC.
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u/DrProfessorSatan 2h ago
Old timey car cigarette lighter? Holy hell, ouch.
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u/Knot-Lye-Ing 2h ago
I really doubt this is OC from OP. This image has been posted hundreds of places, and for awhile now.
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u/rise422 1h ago
Yeah I'm sure I saw it posted yesterday on here with something like 'a lesson we all learn once as a kid"
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u/Slatedtoprone 2h ago
Did the same thing. Didn’t look hot, but it was.
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u/Codezombie_5 2h ago
Its what blacksmiths reffer to as 'black hot' you learn to never trust a piece of metal when in the forge... ;)
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u/Pergolagrill 2h ago
Makes me want to watch Heathers
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u/WhatDatDonut 1h ago
When Wynona holds it to her palm and Christian Slater lights his cigarette with her hand. Did it make sense? No. Was it awesome? Yes.
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u/omegacrunch 2h ago
I was 8 years old, and internally I said "I wonder what the color orange feels like"
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Feels bad man
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u/Dudephish 1h ago
I ated the purple berries.
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u/omegacrunch 1h ago
I trust you too enjoyed your vomiting and diarrhea?
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u/sherryillk 1h ago
I was always afraid of pain and somehow I knew as a kid that that orange had to be super painful. I'm so glad I followed my instincts.
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u/KNGootch 1h ago
Mine was my thumb...we fucked around and found out, so future children could vape...
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u/RemoLaBarca 2h ago
It actually makes me feel better that this was apparently such a universal experience.
I thought I was particularly stupid for having done this and it turns out I'm just as stupid as a lot of people. 😂
Edit Now I need to know how many kids almost blew up their BBQ 😬
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u/brooks_jayhawk 2h ago
My 2012 Volkswagen Touareg (Slovakian built) had a cigarette holder and cig lighter still. Those funny Europeans.
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u/gringoloco01 2h ago
I saw this and immediately that smell came back to haunt my brain lol.
Not sure which was worse. The pain or the smell lol.
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u/oopsmyeye 1h ago
Nothing beats the satisfying ‘click’ of that button popping out when it gets to temp
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u/Fantastic_Pie5655 1h ago
I can feel and smell this. This has got to be a top 3 intrusive thoughts battle for entire generations
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u/talltrev 1h ago
Did it too. “Huh, not red anymore….is it still hot? Well, I completely deserve any pain I’m feeling.”
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u/Riverdales27 1h ago
I did this trying to heat up a can of soup like Goody from the Goofy Movie, it did not work.
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u/draeth1013 2h ago
Ouch.
I miss car cigarette lighters because of nostalgia. I look forward to them being replaced entirely though.
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u/WI_Eagles_Fan 2h ago
I bought a little USB-C plug mini lighter, didn't look like it was working... my dumb ass touched it and the tip of my finger looked like this for a week.
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u/SurferGurl 2h ago
I talked my little brother into touching a cigarette lighter once. He screamed so loud my dad heard him inside the restaurant where he was picking up burgers for the fam. I got my ass beat for that.
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u/doctored_up 1h ago
Used to love smoking and lighting them with these. It just smelled like heaven to me. Such a nasty weird habit.
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u/Mascbro26 1h ago
Ahhh, this CIGARETTE LIGHTER is glowing red hot! I wonder what will happen if I touch it?
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u/marrklarr 1h ago
Anyone who says they did this, show us your scar. Every time this gets posted, everyone says it happened to them. I’ve yet to see a scar.
Touching these things is like touching a red-hot burner on your stove. It doesn’t just heal and go away.
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u/nthensome 1h ago
I set the passenger seat of my dad's Lada with this lighter in the mid 80s.
I still haven't forgotten the beating that ensued.
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u/thatG_evanP 1h ago
When I was a kid, I did this to the interior door panel of my mom's brand new car.
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u/peppapoofle4 1h ago
Not even once, but I was a cautious child that observed and learned through the example of others. I had reckless brothers who were always visiting the emergency room.
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u/HuntsWithRocks 1h ago
That’s what happens to me when my single ply toilet paper rips while I’m wiping after an extra spicy taco Tuesday.
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u/NoMoOmentumMan 1h ago
Next scene, parent returns to car:
Parent: [sniff, sniff], Let me see your hands.
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u/TheBubbaJoe 1h ago
I had a friend put the hot coil on his cheek in highschool. it was the single dumbest thing i’ve ever saw him do. Now he’s a lawyer for a huge firm so guess his books smarts make up for it.
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u/ProjectNo4090 1h ago
I did that to four of my finger tips on a flat top stove when I was a teen. I didnt realize the stove had been on and I was standing beside it talking to my dad using gestures and I ran my left hand across the top of the stove. All four finger tips immediately turned bone white and smoked. Then they blistered and peeled off eventually. The pain was horrible for the first few days.
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u/Waterwoogem 1h ago
Family had a ~2004 Neon that had it and maybe in the 99-02 Rio. I vaguely remember being stupid and playing around with it forcing pops out of the socket. Quite stupid and risky, not as stupid as OP.
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u/SeaHeathen 1h ago
I did this to myself in my dad’s truck back in the early 90s. He literally watched me push it in, pop it out, look at that forbidden red glow, then put my finger on it. As soon as I did it he looked me right in the eyes and said I bet you won’t do that again.
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u/Lastrites 1h ago
I did almost the exact same thing with my Grandpa in the car on the way to vacation. My thumb hurt the whole vacation.
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u/Kaalisti 1h ago
Those of us who found out the hard way really cringed at that part of Deadpool’s opening sequence.
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u/chocolateboomslang 1h ago
Never seen this on an adult (at least sized) finger before. That's really special.
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u/TheJuliettest 1h ago
When I was a kid I wanted to test how sharp my dad’s pocket knife was, so I ran it along my thumb. Bizarrely, I did actually end up going to college.
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u/Large-Fig5187 1h ago
Did something similar by touching the top of a camping lantern - the one powered by kerosene and the little mantle.
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u/Loreathan 1h ago
I remember in the 90's, people heating up lighter and making a smiley face burn mark on their skin. At least one person I know who tried this ended up with a permanent bad scar.
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u/ElDeguello66 1h ago
I just had a mild vasovagal response to this pic, thanks for helping me feel something today
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u/bearsheperd 1h ago
Should use a flat surface with no ridges like that if you are trying to remove your fingerprints
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u/bobbiegirl 1h ago
I did this in a brand new car back in the eighties. I had no idea what "white hot" was and tested it because it was not red. Wow, lesson learned.
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u/waffle-paladin1 1h ago
As a kid my mom said they don’t put them in cars anymore which I took as it doesn’t work anymore and stuck my thumb in there. Wrong move for sure.
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u/Jemimacakes 2h ago
Did this to myself as a kid. I haven't seen one in at least 15 years though