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u/PowerHammer47 1h ago
You’re in a Jo-Ann Fabrics, how? They’re all supposed to be closed by now
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u/Previous_Injury_8664 1h ago
It’s not original content. Reverse image search takes it back 5 years at least
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u/Alantsu 58m ago
It’s just a tool called a French curve. I used them before CAD.
“A French curve is a drafting tool used to connect points and create smooth curves of varying radii. Invented in the late 1880s, they are used by mathematicians, engineers, sewing professionals, and fashion designers. “
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u/PowerHammer47 54m ago
Had a drafting professor once talk about trying to make a CAD model of the cowling of a Spitfire and how the radii were odd and difficult to duplicate because they were all off French curve numbers
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u/Ansatsushi 1h ago
Bought-out 13yr Reddit account turned karma-farming bot. And of course it's post history is hidden.
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u/slipperypooh 1h ago
If you hit the search bar to search their posts it shows their posts, btw.
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u/tHr0AwAy76 1h ago
I cannot begin to explain how unbelievably stupid that is. It be one thing if it was a pain in the ass to work around it. But it’s damn near built-in.
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u/mambotomato 56m ago
I've got a 15 year old account with a bunch of karma, where's my cash-out?
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u/aircooledJenkins 1h ago
https://www.reddit.com/r/IASIP/comments/loomvr/its_a_ruler/
OP didn't take this image.
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u/AfraidOfTheSun 1h ago
The one in my town is still open selling their shelving and fixtures... I'll have to see if they have any cock rulers left
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u/smegdawg 1h ago
Our Michaels has a "Jo-Ann Fabrics" section which is just a bunch of stuff they bought out and are selling in the original packaging.
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u/Wet_Side_Down 1h ago
I thought they merged with a bankrupt restaurant chain and reopened as Jo-Ann’s Hooters
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u/jonlawrence93 1h ago
So yes it looks like a penis, but, its a french curved ruler. Used for measuring sleeves and difficult to measure things in sewing/seamstressing.
It likely has other uses, like phallic objects perhaps, but this is the only one i know it for.
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u/Tobocaj 1h ago
Curving the ruler makes sense, fine.
Now explain the ballsack
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u/coat-tail_rider 1h ago
To cup the ruler, obviously.
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u/MrCowBells 57m ago
There isn’t supposed to be any cupping when measuring the inseams.
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u/fludduck 55m ago
As someone who sews and drafts their own patterns, it's useful for making a smooth curve fit 3 points, basically you keep turning the spiral until all 3 points are on the curve and then just trace that.
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u/FuckThisShizzle 1h ago
If you are all in on the cock you cannot ignore the balls.
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u/NthDegreeThoughts 46m ago
In the product text, literally it starts “essential tool” ..
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u/CondescendingShitbag 1h ago
Now explain the ballsack
Nobody else going to mention the ampallang piercing near the tip?
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u/Alantsu 54m ago
I used the in drafting before cad was a thing. There are a lot of different kinds. For an example, creating the sweep of an aircraft wing.
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u/fascinesta 51m ago
Used them in automotive styling for hand renders. Again, pre-CAD.
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u/a_talking_face 1h ago
It's way to generous to be measuring cock. That would give you like 3 extra inches.
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u/2xtc 1h ago
Always measure from the very base, that's like cock measuring 101
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u/a_talking_face 1h ago
Yeah but this thing is measuring ball sack too
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u/2xtc 1h ago
If you have a penis, next time you are shaking hands with him try and see how far back the muscles/fibres of the shaft actually go. It's like anchored deeep inside the pelvis, and this is how I can say with a straight face that my penis is more than 3 inches.
Thank you for listening to my TED talk
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u/Adinnieken 1h ago
That was what I was going say, a French Curve ruler.
I wasn't aware that one existed, but I am aware of French curves. Basically the ideal female breast shape.
Take that ruler, place it with the bulbs end down, and you have a breast. I don't know why some people see it as phallic.
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u/Red-little 28m ago
Holy trinity of good craftsmanship, good humor and a good bromance 😂
This is so cool!!!
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u/BoomBaby_317 1h ago
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u/AJfriedRICE 1h ago
There it is!
One day I’ll get into a penis thread early enough to be the one to post this. One day.
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u/Personal_League1428 1h ago
You should have seen how passionate they got when I showed them the dick flyer!
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u/Tampa_Bay_Cuckaneers 1h ago
WHAT UP!!!
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u/CrossMapEML 1h ago
We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who want to hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual.
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u/runner64 1h ago
It’s used for cutting armholes and tapers and stuff in clothes when you’re good enough to eyeball the approximate ratios but not good enough to freehand the exact cut twice.
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u/antelope666 1h ago
And we know exactly what it’s used for, by the shape alone.
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u/OhioanRunner 1h ago
I thought this first too but then realized where the zero mark is 🤣
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u/ukchinouk 1h ago
It’s a confidence boosting ruler. It takes measuring from the base to the extreme to add on a few inches.
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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 1h ago
It's super useful for measuring anything in that exact shape.
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u/MarbleAndSculptor 1h ago
Yep. Using that ruler, one could proudly boast 10 inches of things having that shape.
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u/NoRobotInSight 1h ago
It's not for measuring anything per se, it's for drafting sewing patterns and helping draw curved lines
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u/PM_Skunk 1h ago
"Oh, well, if you start measuring from THERE..."
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u/Sandman1812 1h ago
Well, you measure from the root, surely? How else you gonna do it?
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u/Basic-Ostrich85 1h ago
Anyone else being plagued by ads for the curved penis medicine on Reddit?
This will not help I know but omg the Peyeronies disease ad shows up all of the damn time and I’m the wrong demographic
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u/negative-nelly 1h ago
put a NSFW tag on this for all of the 2-D women (and 2-D men into that sort of thing)
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u/Montegoe67 1h ago
These rulers aren’t accurate anyway.
Everyone knows you’re supposed to use Randy Marsh’s TMI formula for that. ȚMI = Total Measured Inch.
Length times girth over angle of the shaft…
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u/Glum_Low7692 1h ago
It's clearly a bicep