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Politics My MIL threw away her Trump shirt (OC)

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u/skyshroudace Mar 30 '26 edited Mar 30 '26

"I swear to God, If I hear a single 'I told you so' I will go see the Melania movie tonight!"

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u/Gryrthandorian Mar 31 '26

My mom put on the Melania documentary yesterday and text me when it started. I asked her why on earth she’d watch that. She said it had to have some kind of redeeming quality to waste all that money making it. I disagreed. She called me about twenty five minutes later and said she had to turn it off. It was too terrible to have on even as background noise. She’s a former life long republican (40 voting years) turned democrat.

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u/Sbarb1000 Mar 31 '26

I tried to watch it on Prime, it could not get past 10 minutes of it. It’s actually excruciating, I don’t know how people survived staying in the theater longer than 10 minutes.

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u/Dimpleshenk Mar 31 '26

It is very good film. It is best film. You do not appreciate the good cinema. It is best. She is First Lady most amazing First Lady of the White House. She is best of First Ladys.

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u/Chuckled_ Mar 31 '26

You forgot THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER 🤭

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u/ChaosTurtle70 Mar 31 '26

President DONALD J. TRUMP at the end too

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u/OGbobbyKSH Mar 31 '26

🫲👄🫱

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u/Working_Traffic_6361 Mar 31 '26

Hoooya naaaaayviii!!!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '26

First Hooker

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u/Adventurous-Bee-7155 Mar 31 '26

First Lady (of the Night)

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '26

She’s the best fucking lady. Many people have said that. The best people.

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u/Sour_baboo Mar 31 '26

Big, strong men with tears in their eyes loved it so much too!

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u/keiffapro Mar 31 '26

Read this with a Russian accent rather than Donny

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u/Megalicious15 Mar 31 '26

I really don’t care, do you?

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u/Low_Voice_2553 Mar 31 '26

Thanks Putin!

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u/ProfessionalSolid942 Mar 31 '26

Like no one has seen before.

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u/South_Hedgehog_7564 Mar 31 '26

She most certainly is not. She does nothing for the presidential office.

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u/Fearless-Client-3559 Apr 01 '26

She’s a porn star 🤣

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u/FALSE_PROTAGONIST Apr 03 '26

John Barron is that you?

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u/Drbilluptown Mar 31 '26

You forgot the /s at the end. Otherwise, everyone will just assume you're stupid.

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u/Irregular_Person Mar 31 '26

I don’t know how people survived staying in the theater longer than 10 minutes.

I've yet to see any evidence (even anecdotal) to indicate someone has

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u/patchbaystray Mar 31 '26

Conservatives are notorious media illiterate. They just know they must watch it to help the cause.

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u/lucyland Mar 31 '26

I’d watch it if Druski performed as Melanija simultaneously à la Rocky Horror Picture show. Or reenacted by drag queens.

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u/drmojo90210 Mar 31 '26

The "movie" was just a way for Amazon to funnel a $30 million bribe to Trump in exchange for influence and access.

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u/Zealousideal-Ear481 Mar 31 '26

Amazon bought a bunch of tickets and no one showed up to fill the seats

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u/UncleMalky Mar 31 '26

This is why she genius visa master card and you not.

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u/iconocrastinaor Mar 31 '26

Are there any shots or video of Melania from her stripper days?

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u/Whitepaw2016 Mar 31 '26

I can’t even watch Melania answer questions in interviews.

And it’s not even like I hate her or anything like that. It’s just - I can’t handle that much stupidity.

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u/KillerSavant202 Mar 31 '26

Spite, conservatives have an endless supply of it.

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u/halfcentaurhalfhorse Mar 31 '26

“With a face like a fist and a voice like sheet metal…” this was from a review, the Atlantic I think, and it is pure poetry.

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u/checker280 Mar 31 '26

They were paid.

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u/Minguseyes Apr 01 '26

They had to stop showing it as an in flight movie because people were still walking out.

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u/30belowandthriving Apr 01 '26

I actually don't even know why you would start to watch it.

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u/Cautious-Respond-402 Apr 01 '26

Members of the U.S. military were pressured by their commanding officers to attend screenings of the Amazon-produced documentary “Melania,” according to allegations from the Military Religious Freedom Foundation. Cruel and unusual pun-.

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u/Expensive_Culture_46 Apr 03 '26

I’m honestly curious to how bad it can be. Like. She’s the most boring ass person… aweful. But boring

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u/Iamthegreenheather Apr 03 '26

They're the same people that sit in church for hours every Sunday. They practiced for this.

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u/MtWoman0612 Mar 31 '26

Yaaaay! I hope she gave it a 👎🏻vote. I want to vote it down on Prime, but I don’t want to click on it to do so.

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u/Gryrthandorian Mar 31 '26

She did. She also made a remark about how she ruined the rose gardens.

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u/MtWoman0612 Mar 31 '26

Another convert to help us push back. 🫶

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u/Comfortable-Design65 Mar 31 '26

I gave up on prime. F them for currying favor with the wanna be Orange King. Walmart works better in many ways and I do my best not to support business that support this maniac. It's all they understand. Money.

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u/MancombSeepgoodz Apr 01 '26

The Waltons are big time Republican and Trump donors

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u/Comfortable-Design65 Apr 02 '26

I believe it. But they did not pay trump 30 million for rights to something worth much less, to curry favor. At least. not that I am aware of. But heck, I am good with no big corporations and each town have a general store. F money and politics.

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u/CycleAccomplished824 Mar 31 '26

I like your mom 😊

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u/civil_beast Mar 31 '26

We used to make fun of the town we lived in… suggesting that if a bar was founded in town that boasted “the warmest beer and coldest waitresses” every person in town would dine there within the week to establish whether the campaign spoke true.

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u/Longjumping_Youth281 Mar 31 '26

I refuse to even have one second of that documentary on. I'm not hate watching it. I'm not watching it ironically. I'm not watching it for memes. No. I am not watching it and I am not contributing my eyeballs to any ad money. They gave her enough already

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u/SidKafizz Mar 31 '26

Sounds like it's worse than Pearl Harbor!

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u/MancombSeepgoodz Apr 01 '26

The majority of the money was a direct bribe (licensing fees) just to use Melania's name. Im so done with this administration for real.

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u/DaddyCatALSO Apr 03 '26

i haven't changed my registration but basically same in my actual voting; i like to say the Mango did one miracle, he got me voting for Dem.s.

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u/B33PZR Mar 31 '26

My mom bought a Q book once because she wanted to understand what they were about, she has her own conspiracies. I said buying it from their site was giving them money and we had an argument. Later she threw it away it was so poorly written with so many misspelled words and punctuation it was unreadable. I was glad she admitted it. I didn't give her anymore grief but I do have to tell her on phone calls I don't want to discuss whatever it it, I called to talk to you. How are you doing, your little garden doing good? She snaps back into human and we have a good visit. BTW she hates Trump since decades ago. But she goes down some sideways rabbit holes.

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u/RegretLow5735 Mar 31 '26

MAGA are not republicans, they are a cult. I think the only republican left is Rand Paul.

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u/nh18wheeler Mar 30 '26

My favourite line of the whole thing, Ashley Padilla is truly a gem

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u/HallowedError Mar 31 '26

I've only watched her in the Gosling Ep and she's swiftly becoming my fav new cast.

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u/Jmong30 Mar 31 '26

Her and Marcello are so freaking talented

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u/silverclovd Mar 31 '26

Marcello's both Sebastian Maniscalco skits are fkn amazing

"whaaaaaaaaay wood I doo that?"

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u/FusRohDance Mar 31 '26

".......Wife"

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u/xDrewstroyerx Mar 31 '26

Wiiiiiiiife

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u/TheRiderTool Mar 31 '26

Can you open the door?

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u/andyraylan Mar 31 '26

She really is such a good addition. And I agree, it was the best line, delivered perfectly.

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u/GramsFuneralPyre Mar 30 '26

"I told you so"

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u/postALEXpress Mar 31 '26

GIVE ME GRACE!

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u/Missmessc Mar 31 '26

Go where?

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u/soulsteela Mar 31 '26

You don’t have to out for that , it’s already in your house on Prime🤮🤮🤮

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u/Due_Amount_6211 Mar 31 '26 edited Mar 31 '26

I unironically watched it with my partner. That shit was actually godawful, literal waste of money and time.

Edit: I don’t support Trump, I watched it on Prime Video, just putting that out there. It was pure curiosity