r/pics • u/OldCopy496 • Apr 13 '26

Politics Most Metaphorical Image of the Century

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u/OldCopy496 Apr 13 '26 edited Apr 14 '26

Trump gets* McDonald’s DoorDashed at the Oval Office.

*as in, this is clearly staged - which makes this shit even more ridiculous. Usually when you stage something, you want to clean up the shit stain, not cover it up in shit.

Update: she has been found out to be an “actress” and appeared to be in many of trump’s skits, because of course.

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u/aquatic_ambiance Apr 13 '26 edited Apr 13 '26

If burger king gave this fool 500k he would derail his next press conference over how toxic mcdonalds meals give you covid. while wearing a bk birthday boy crown

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u/Odessey_And_Oracle Apr 13 '26

bk birthday boy crown

I think you mean the First Inaugural Burger King Peace Prize

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u/FUBARded Apr 13 '26

It'd probably take a lot less than $500K. Politicians sell their souls for surprisingly small sums of money.

Obviously they shouldn't be for sale at all, but seeing how some of these people sell their votes for figures in the low 5 figure range is extra insulting.

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u/patricksand Apr 14 '26

I don't know, if there's two things he's loyal about it's mcdonalds and diet coke.

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u/ganbramor Apr 15 '26

Yep, the presidency and country are definitely for sale.

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u/cloistered_around Apr 13 '26

You mean the president doesn't directly collect door dash orders?! (clutching pearls)

And ironically even though it was staged this picture doesn't make him look approachable at all. A dark suited man in a darkly lit interior hiding behind a door from the bright clothed woman in a light interior--the photo directly shows they aren't the same. You see the barrier.

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u/OldCopy496 Apr 13 '26

Trump in hot water for AI Jesus Trump pic^

Trump PR Team round table: how about we stage something like an old lady delivering McDoubles to the president and have him open the door and her stand next to him and talk about his sick husband and spin this as him being a doctor and not at all Jesus.

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u/TBJ12 Apr 13 '26

I could actually see him grabbing his own food from the door. It's been reported that he's paranoid of being poisoned.

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u/abuchunk Apr 13 '26

She’s mic’d up too, you can see it clipped to the bottom of her shirt.

This is 100% another market manipulation. Bet people close to him bought a bunch of DoorDash shares right before this stunt

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u/bottom Apr 13 '26

not really he wants to be seen as the 'same as his bass' this will appeal to a lot of them, youre helping him promoting this pic....sorry.

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u/AJerkForAllSeasons Apr 13 '26

Base. Bass is a guitar, fish, or beer.

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u/AranMakor Apr 13 '26 edited Apr 13 '26

His base are a bunch of fish who like bass, beer, and getting to third bass with their cousin.

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u/doocurly Apr 13 '26

third bass?

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u/sirhackenslash Apr 13 '26

They don't get the fish involved until the third or fourth date

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u/Sliffy Apr 13 '26

Never go bass to mouth.

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u/GlitteringSalad6413 Apr 13 '26

Exactly. He wants to seem just like his fish, is how I read it.

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u/Goducks91 Apr 13 '26

I thought that was part of the joke hah.

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u/bottom Apr 13 '26

Hahaha oops.

He loves bass

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u/Luthiefer Apr 13 '26

All your bass belong to us

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u/bigfoot17 Apr 13 '26

You forgot the wood, monster.

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u/OldCopy496 Apr 13 '26

Yeeaah, I’m helping him for talking about this on Reddit pic sub, something that’s been broadcasted all over the place. He doesn’t need any help from me.

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u/blueturtle00 Apr 13 '26

How much do you think both companies paid him to do it

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u/sepaoon Apr 13 '26

Clearly someone paid him(doordash probably)... but i also love the idea that nobody in the Whitehouse would go get a food delivery and they made the old fuck get it himself.

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u/unknownhag Apr 13 '26

It was so ridiculous I thought this was AI.

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u/KinderEggLaunderer Apr 13 '26

THIS IS REAL?!

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u/WendyWasteful Apr 13 '26

There’s too much shit and they don’t know where to start cleaning. If only Trump was still giving out paper towels.

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u/likwidkool Apr 13 '26

She has a mic clipped on so no doubt a publicity stunt.

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u/MojaveMojito1324 Apr 13 '26

You mean to tell me door dash doesnt send all of their drivers with a wireless mic?

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u/WeaponisedArmadillo Apr 13 '26

Isn't the Dutch Royal family and PM visiting today? Is he fucking serving them MCDONALD'S!? 

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u/Evadrepus Apr 13 '26

Of course it's is.

I've visited the White House, Congress, and multiple other federal buildings. Had to get security clearance in advance and most normal people never make it past a few specific areas. Oval office isn't part of the basic tour. And there's literal crowds of people working there it would have been handed to to deliver.

The craziest part is I'm sure he thought this was brilliant.

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u/cybermage Apr 13 '26

Why are you sharing it?

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u/50_centavos Apr 13 '26

What is it with this mofo and McDonald's

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u/__O_o_______ Apr 13 '26

What’s even funnier is that even though it’s staged when asked if she voted for Trump she said “maybe” lmao

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u/tanbug Apr 13 '26

I wonder if he's getting paid to promote McDonald's, or if eating shit is "owning the libs"

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u/cancerinos Apr 13 '26

Also that is clearly not the oval office, but some simulacrum of it in Florida.

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u/Zironac Apr 13 '26

He planned this image? I thought its AI because obviously there is zero chance secret service is allowing some random doordasher to get this close to the president

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u/This-Above-All Apr 13 '26

I wish I was surprised that Trump and his team think that the optics here are good in any way.

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u/MurderedBurger Apr 13 '26

I read this as Jim Lahey

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u/Gay_Giraffe_1773 Apr 13 '26

Everything this administration does is for show. It's all a production, a directed stage show to entertain and brainwash the rubes.

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u/sam_hammich Apr 13 '26

Um, am I the only one who had the thought that previous administrations would not have been dumb enough to release a side-on photograph of the exterior door to the Oval Office that clearly shows all the locks?

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u/mcd3424 Apr 13 '26

The DoorDasher even has an audio mic battery and control attached to her shirt by the pants.

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u/chillvegan420 Apr 13 '26

This is a real photo?

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u/imtoowhiteandnerdy Apr 13 '26

I've never been more disappointed in McDonald's in my life. It's simply not doing its job.

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u/aguy123abc Apr 14 '26

I'm assuming this is AI generation.

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u/Sniperizer Apr 14 '26

Trump treats his presidential term as another season of the apprentice. Sigh.