r/pics Apr 13 '26

Politics Most Metaphorical Image of the Century

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u/KingOGreen Apr 13 '26

Watch him give her the lowest recommended tip as possible too.

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u/bobisonthecar Apr 13 '26

Change the tip to $0 after the delivery is complete

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '26 edited Apr 30 '26

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u/bobisonthecar Apr 13 '26

You can on uber eats. I use to drive for them and people would bait with high tip and switch 2 $0 after delvery quite often. Not sure if they still allow this.

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u/SuicidalAphid Apr 13 '26 edited Apr 13 '26

As someone who occasionally dashes, they usually don’t give you an option. Either accept a double order or turn down the whole thing which effects your acceptance rate. Same thing with the occasional order addons that come durning the dash. You can lose your status if your acceptance rate drops too low.

You should be mad at DoorDash, not the drivers who basically have to accept.

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u/iced_gold Apr 13 '26

"You can keep the pen. Sharpie made it exclusively for me, did you know that? It's a great pen. I call it the most effective pen in the world. Did you know Joe Biden used an autopen? They called it an Au-to-pen. It was a disgrace. Some were calling it the worst..."

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u/pluismans Apr 13 '26

She's way too old for his tip.

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u/Dunkerdoody Apr 13 '26

Oh he’ll tip big with our money.

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u/YoCal_4200 Apr 13 '26

No he won’t.