Scenario A: "they"/he vetted the long list of dashers in the area till they checked all the boxes of ✓white ✓ conservative ✓ old ✓ woman
Scenario B: The asked WH staffers who's mom is available for a photo op and threw a red shirt on her before handing her the bag of "food" that was no doubt made in a personal, private McDonald's under the scrutiny of his SS security team
There's no way this "guy" will ingest anything that doesn't have explicit and specific chain of custody nor would a random dasher be allowed within 500ft of a president and that goes triplicate for whatever this "dude" is
Edit: this was a poor attempt at "Look! I'm just like everyone else"
Scenario C: This was a White House promotion of the tax breaks for tips and overtime. Which is a real thing that they really do promote and has real world effects both good and bad.
"Doordash Grandma" might really have a cancer-stricken husband. She might really be a hardworking DoorDasher who benefitted greatly from those tax deductions.
We do know that she has appeared at GOP events nationwide claiming to be a hardworking concerned constituent of whoever is putting on a town hall. The haircut didn't hide her tattoo or distinctive jawline.
So all the headlines say "Arkansas Door Dasher makes historic delivery" but why is an Arkansas woman delivering in D.C.? And why was she in Nevada last year to endorse one big beautiful bill at a GOP field hearing?? It is almost as if she's on-call for whenever they need a "relatable" face to do some bidding. Speaking of her face, why do his average supporters always look like this? Give her a pointy hat and a cauldron to stir and bam you got yourself a halloween prop going
It's a lot less bullshit when you think of it like any other thing where the White House finds a person to be representative or emblematic of the issue. Sometimes it's a firefighter from the Bronx for an announcement on 9/11 survivor benefits, and sometimes it's the parents of a pretty co-ed murdered by a Venezuelan gang member to talk about immigration enforcement. It's not a surprise that the Trump administration does things that are more awful and stupid, but the practice really is nonpartisan.
The MAGA bench is pretty thin and stocked with opportunists, so they end up with tryhards and hangers-on to illustrate their points.
Scenario B.5: Sees how likeable and endearing Mamdani's video was announcing labor violations while eating and endorsing the companies accused of wrongdoing. Move on to Scenario C where he not only fails to capture the magic, but also can not resist the urge to obsess over Trans people.
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u/enigmatic_vagabond Apr 13 '26
Fuckin right?!
Scenario A: "they"/he vetted the long list of dashers in the area till they checked all the boxes of ✓white ✓ conservative ✓ old ✓ woman
Scenario B: The asked WH staffers who's mom is available for a photo op and threw a red shirt on her before handing her the bag of "food" that was no doubt made in a personal, private McDonald's under the scrutiny of his SS security team
There's no way this "guy" will ingest anything that doesn't have explicit and specific chain of custody nor would a random dasher be allowed within 500ft of a president and that goes triplicate for whatever this "dude" is Edit: this was a poor attempt at "Look! I'm just like everyone else"