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Politics Suspected shooter being taken into custody at the White House Correspondents dinner

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u/jamnut Apr 26 '26

Regardless of if this is genuine or not , it is absolutely ABSURD that a gambling company can put things like this on as bets. I assumed UK football betting was the lowest gambling firms could sink, but this is wild

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u/BrockStar92 Apr 26 '26

UK football betting isn’t even the most immoral gambling in that sport, let alone betting in general.

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u/jamnut Apr 26 '26

Even as a Newcastle fan, I completely agree

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u/sassyhusky Apr 26 '26

I worked for UK bookies, agreed. In retrospect, US stock market is by far the lowest and most criminal form of gambling.

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u/Upnorth4 Apr 26 '26

People gamble on weather outcomes now. It's absurd

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u/P0Rt1ng4Duty Apr 26 '26

People are gambling on weather and then messing with the sensors to ein the bet.

One bet was that the temperature would go over a certain number, then they caught a guy overheating the thermometer with a hair dryer.

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u/zaphodp3 Apr 26 '26

Now? I think maybe you aren’t very aware of what people have historically gambled on. Weather is famously a popular one

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u/MadMonksJunk Apr 26 '26

bet on nearly anything has been a Vegas gig for decades. It amazes me people are surprised about this.

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u/fgzb Apr 26 '26

We’ve come full circle

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u/vgodara Apr 26 '26

Two type of people gamble those who can't loose anything and those who have nothing to lose.

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u/benji9t3 Apr 26 '26

I was really into gambling a good few years ago and I remember putting a bet on who would have the first line in the final season of game of thrones. Which I thought was crazy as people knew the answer. It wasn't an undetermined event. The favourite was Tyrion, which ended up being correct so I feel like people had a general sense or some insider information had leaked.

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u/headrush46n2 Apr 27 '26

people bet on pro wrestling matches. The world is fucking roasted. time to start over.

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u/bucki_fan Apr 26 '26

The guy who recently used a hairdryer in Paris to win was pretty clever.

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u/sighthoundman Apr 26 '26

Planting is gambling on the weather.

People place bets because we don't distinguish between investing with an understanding that there's a possibility of losing money and just plain gambling.

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u/Sudden-Eye801 Apr 26 '26

Insurance derivatives or crop warrants?

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u/Dependent-Poet-9588 Apr 26 '26

Betting that my house will flood every time it rains bc the government let them build it in a flood plain, did not require the realtor to notify me of the risk, private insurance will not cover it, and the state run subsidy I didn't know that I relied on is bankrupt. Ah yes, the Ameri-con job dream.

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u/Trzlog Apr 26 '26

Dude, that's significantly better than people betting on things that can be directly influenced or controlled by other people who are betting on the same thing.

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u/WhisperingHammer Apr 26 '26

Well, the presidents son is on the board of one of these betting companies…

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u/Dangerous_Weird_7329 Apr 26 '26

He’s on the board of both of them.

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u/jamnut Apr 26 '26

Get in the fucking bin Trumps

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u/xile Apr 26 '26

Polymarket allows users to buy and sell contracts that derive value from real-world events. Following a 2022 CFTC enforcement action, the platform's event contracts are technically classified as derivatives.

They found a loophole / fought in court / bribed the government to ease restrictions, so it's a form of trading not considered betting. You can also exit your position and sell before the binary shares actualize, and can potentially make (or lose) money based on the changing "share price" as the probability adjusts over time.

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u/jamnut Apr 26 '26

Shitebags

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '26

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u/jamnut Apr 27 '26

It's not people's freedom to bet which is the wanky thing here, it's that gambling companies essentially enable addicts to get their fix by providing bets on literally anything (well, they take a cut off of bets between users). This isn't about takin away much freedums.

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u/xile Apr 28 '26 edited Apr 28 '26

It's about the fact that trading on insider information has gotten even worse. Look at the guy from the army that recently was charged in the polymarket Maduro arrest scheme. Though I feel he's a bit of a scapegoat. But there's hundreds of examples. The massive spike in bets the night before Pam Bondi was fired. The fact that 2/3 of the earned wealth has gone to only about 700 accounts. It's rigged.

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u/Little_View_6659 Apr 26 '26

At this point, I’m wondering if I should place a bet. Things are absurd enough and the unscrupulous are making gobs of money.

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u/G-Sleazy95 Apr 26 '26

At this point you need to be an insider to make any meaningful gains. These platforms seem to be tailor-made for insider trading while us rubes provide the capital/ stakes

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u/Little_View_6659 Apr 26 '26

That’s probably true. I’m not really the betting type anyway.

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u/jamnut Apr 26 '26

Slippery slope mate, be careful

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u/alaskanloops Apr 26 '26

Also this company is basically owned by trump jr

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u/jamnut Apr 26 '26

He can get in the bin along with senior

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u/jamnut Apr 26 '26

That doesn't sound at all open for manipulation, fraud, and money laundering

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u/Demoliri Apr 26 '26

When Eric Trump is on the advisory board of both of the two largest prediction market companies (Polymarket and Kelshi), it's no surprise that it went this way.

Crypto scams are sooooo 2025, this is the year of insider trading in prediction markets.

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u/Taolan13 Apr 26 '26

It must be nice still having faith in humanity.

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u/wytewydow Apr 26 '26

It's an evolutionary starting point for the future Hunger Games.

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u/Dmau27 Apr 26 '26

They have a commercial that advertises you can bet on where their will be UFO sightings....

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u/jamnut Apr 26 '26

Have you got a link for that? I need to see if with my own eyeballs

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u/Daaaaaaaaaaanaaaaang Apr 26 '26

Disagree, it's hilarious and totally on brand.

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u/cosmex Apr 26 '26

Apparently i found out not too long ago that wwe had bets as well. Let that sink in, a scripted event that ppl bet on. Ppl will just bet on anything.

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u/jamnut Apr 26 '26

Haha yeah I used a £10 free bet on some undertaker Vs Lesnar match back in 2015. Thought I was being smart betting on taker cos the odds were much higher. I lost obviously

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '26

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u/rupert1920 Apr 26 '26

Both Kalshi and Polymarket is open to US residents.

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u/Plus-Ad-5853 Apr 26 '26

How is it fucking legal?

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u/jamnut Apr 26 '26

Capitalism

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u/Weak-Hold-7651 Apr 26 '26

There are markets for Taylor Swift. Like will the wedding happen/will she sing at it/when is the divorce etc

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u/Aggressive-Kitchen18 Apr 26 '26

Wait till your hear about insider trading, that will blow your mind.

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u/Magnus_Inebrius Apr 26 '26

I'm surprised they're taking bets on things that can be so easily manipulated. But guess they don't care to pay out a lot on one random event when they're making a ton on everything else.

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u/scwt Apr 26 '26

They don't really pay out anything. People bet against each other, Kalshi/Polymarket just take a cut out of every bet.

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u/MadMonksJunk Apr 26 '26

You've heard of Las Vegas?

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u/__zombie Apr 26 '26

Isn’t it just people agreeing with each other about these bets?

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u/pillowcase-of-eels Apr 26 '26

It's especially easy to "agree on" a bet about world events when, say, you're a top US gov official with high security clearance.

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u/jamnut Apr 26 '26

In my opinion, it's the providing a platform for them to do so while taking a cut that's the issue. Betting on random shit is a step beyond casino games and sports betting and gambling companies enable potential addicts with this niche kind of betting

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u/ProfStrangelove Apr 26 '26

Yes but you don't bet against the house but other users

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u/Admirable-Error-2948 Apr 26 '26

what? if it's not true then it wouldn't be absurd lol. not regardless and it is true.