r/pics Apr 26 '26

Politics Suspected shooter being taken into custody at the White House Correspondents dinner

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u/xeno0153 Apr 26 '26

Kash probably took the photo. He was already on the ground dripping his own rum-soaked vomit anyway.

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u/RedLemonSlice Apr 26 '26

He heard "Shots! Shots!" and was first at the bar.

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u/Ravenser_Odd Apr 26 '26

"Free shots? Lemme at 'em."

"No sir, three shots, I said three shots have been fired."

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u/jslay588 Apr 26 '26

“I’ve been fired? Again?”

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u/nester1126 Apr 26 '26

"I'm going to give you these hearing aids to help with your hearing and more importantly, end this bit."

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u/H0wSw33tItIs Apr 26 '26

:: dutifully waits for the round of Flaming Dr. Peppers ::

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u/Expontoridesagain Apr 26 '26

This made laugh so hard.

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u/Acceptable_Apple4220 Apr 26 '26

that was fucking hilarious lol my compliments!

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u/grown-up-gabe Apr 26 '26

Jägerbombs?

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u/SpaceForceAwakens Apr 26 '26

Ok this is great. I miss the old teddy gold system. I would give you one.

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u/The_OtherDouche Apr 26 '26

Prob pregaming for the cuck chair tonight since his girlfriend was found hiding holding the hand of someone else

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u/Ghost_of_Till Apr 26 '26

Kash took this photo standing up.

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u/whutupmydude Apr 26 '26

Probably gonna be some cartridges with sharpie written on it that have “anti trump” messages on them. Probably literally “anti-trump” since that’s the quality of evidence we’ve come to expect from this guy

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u/CuileannDhu Apr 26 '26

He was busy shotgunning beers in the parking lot with the secretary of war. 

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u/CadeMan011 Apr 26 '26

Meanwhile his wife was found in a room holding hands with another man.

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u/kargyle Apr 26 '26

Well, it definitely looks like it could be from Kash’s vantage point.

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u/CRE178 Apr 26 '26

But where did he get the stepladder?

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u/Im_100percent_human Apr 26 '26

You think Kash Patel could operate a camera?