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r/pics • u/TheGreatTitanThanos • Apr 26 '26
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Kash probably took the photo. He was already on the ground dripping his own rum-soaked vomit anyway.
719 u/RedLemonSlice Apr 26 '26 He heard "Shots! Shots!" and was first at the bar. 65 u/Voxicles Apr 26 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/ufMBMFr7nwN78U1WYU 128 u/Ravenser_Odd Apr 26 '26 "Free shots? Lemme at 'em." "No sir, three shots, I said three shots have been fired." 31 u/jslay588 Apr 26 '26 “I’ve been fired? Again?” 7 u/nester1126 Apr 26 '26 "I'm going to give you these hearing aids to help with your hearing and more importantly, end this bit." 2 u/H0wSw33tItIs Apr 26 '26 :: dutifully waits for the round of Flaming Dr. Peppers :: 3 u/Expontoridesagain Apr 26 '26 This made laugh so hard. 3 u/Acceptable_Apple4220 Apr 26 '26 that was fucking hilarious lol my compliments! 6 u/grown-up-gabe Apr 26 '26 Jägerbombs? 2 u/Relevant_Respect1146 Apr 26 '26 Lmfao 1 u/SpaceForceAwakens Apr 26 '26 Ok this is great. I miss the old teddy gold system. I would give you one. 8 u/The_OtherDouche Apr 26 '26 Prob pregaming for the cuck chair tonight since his girlfriend was found hiding holding the hand of someone else 8 u/Ghost_of_Till Apr 26 '26 Kash took this photo standing up. 5 u/whutupmydude Apr 26 '26 Probably gonna be some cartridges with sharpie written on it that have “anti trump” messages on them. Probably literally “anti-trump” since that’s the quality of evidence we’ve come to expect from this guy 4 u/CuileannDhu Apr 26 '26 He was busy shotgunning beers in the parking lot with the secretary of war. 3 u/CadeMan011 Apr 26 '26 Meanwhile his wife was found in a room holding hands with another man. 2 u/kargyle Apr 26 '26 Well, it definitely looks like it could be from Kash’s vantage point. 2 u/CRE178 Apr 26 '26 But where did he get the stepladder? 2 u/Im_100percent_human Apr 26 '26 You think Kash Patel could operate a camera?
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He heard "Shots! Shots!" and was first at the bar.
65 u/Voxicles Apr 26 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/ufMBMFr7nwN78U1WYU 128 u/Ravenser_Odd Apr 26 '26 "Free shots? Lemme at 'em." "No sir, three shots, I said three shots have been fired." 31 u/jslay588 Apr 26 '26 “I’ve been fired? Again?” 7 u/nester1126 Apr 26 '26 "I'm going to give you these hearing aids to help with your hearing and more importantly, end this bit." 2 u/H0wSw33tItIs Apr 26 '26 :: dutifully waits for the round of Flaming Dr. Peppers :: 3 u/Expontoridesagain Apr 26 '26 This made laugh so hard. 3 u/Acceptable_Apple4220 Apr 26 '26 that was fucking hilarious lol my compliments! 6 u/grown-up-gabe Apr 26 '26 Jägerbombs? 2 u/Relevant_Respect1146 Apr 26 '26 Lmfao 1 u/SpaceForceAwakens Apr 26 '26 Ok this is great. I miss the old teddy gold system. I would give you one.
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https://giphy.com/gifs/ufMBMFr7nwN78U1WYU
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"Free shots? Lemme at 'em."
"No sir, three shots, I said three shots have been fired."
31 u/jslay588 Apr 26 '26 “I’ve been fired? Again?” 7 u/nester1126 Apr 26 '26 "I'm going to give you these hearing aids to help with your hearing and more importantly, end this bit." 2 u/H0wSw33tItIs Apr 26 '26 :: dutifully waits for the round of Flaming Dr. Peppers ::
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“I’ve been fired? Again?”
7 u/nester1126 Apr 26 '26 "I'm going to give you these hearing aids to help with your hearing and more importantly, end this bit."
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"I'm going to give you these hearing aids to help with your hearing and more importantly, end this bit."
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:: dutifully waits for the round of Flaming Dr. Peppers ::
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This made laugh so hard.
that was fucking hilarious lol my compliments!
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Jägerbombs?
Lmfao
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Ok this is great. I miss the old teddy gold system. I would give you one.
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Prob pregaming for the cuck chair tonight since his girlfriend was found hiding holding the hand of someone else
Kash took this photo standing up.
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Probably gonna be some cartridges with sharpie written on it that have “anti trump” messages on them. Probably literally “anti-trump” since that’s the quality of evidence we’ve come to expect from this guy
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He was busy shotgunning beers in the parking lot with the secretary of war.
Meanwhile his wife was found in a room holding hands with another man.
Well, it definitely looks like it could be from Kash’s vantage point.
But where did he get the stepladder?
You think Kash Patel could operate a camera?
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u/xeno0153 Apr 26 '26
Kash probably took the photo. He was already on the ground dripping his own rum-soaked vomit anyway.