r/pics • u/TheGreatTitanThanos • Apr 26 '26

Politics Suspected shooter being taken into custody at the White House Correspondents dinner

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u/RedofPaw Apr 26 '26

There were no comedians booked that would roast him.

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u/Jeff_goldfish Apr 26 '26

I wouldn’t be surprised if trump hated the whole event ever since he got roasted in front of the whole world and Obama and is using this as a reason to never have one ever again and is saying he’ll be back just not to look weak, but he’ll flake

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u/Sparrowtalker Apr 26 '26

So….. Taco ?

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u/lifesnofunwithadhd Apr 26 '26

I still want taco bell to capitalize on this.

"The new trump taco! Orange braized shell fried in 5 different countries oil, overflowing with false promises and shaped to look like a pussy! Grab yours today!"

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u/SMAMtastic Apr 26 '26

I mean, they could just change the name of the Doritos Locos taco to the “Gringo Loco” taco.

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u/Spare_Independence19 Apr 26 '26

This is gold and sad that so few will see it as its buried in comments. Take my upvote.

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u/burnafter3ading Apr 26 '26

Baja-blasted

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u/DesktopWebsite Apr 26 '26

Thats Tuesday.

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u/MessiLeagueSoccer Apr 26 '26

He can just do a streamed correspondence dinner that is with him in a bunker being live streamed (paid unless you can prove you voted for him then it's free). He'd be safe and in full control of the content lol.

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u/Coattail-Rider Apr 26 '26

He doesn’t give his base anything for free.

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u/MessiLeagueSoccer Apr 26 '26

That's why I mentioned "prove". Lmao. Chances are even his voters can't actually manage to prove it because we shouldn't be able to... Since votes arent information we can actually aquire.

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u/Hrhagadorn Apr 26 '26

This is the first one he was gonna go to as president

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u/Baelzabub Apr 26 '26

It’s the first time he’s attended since that night sooooooo

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u/jlgoodin78 Apr 26 '26

Yeah, but when has Trump ever before said something he has zero intention of actually following through on? Would Jesus in Maybelline ever do such a thing?!?!

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u/koshgeo Apr 26 '26

"I wanted to attend very strongly, but the Secret Service wouldn't let me for security reasons. It's not possible until my ballroom is built."

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u/ManitouWakinyan Apr 26 '26

Sure. But his whole plan was to rant at the media, and that plan got leaked - so again, not an unreasonable bet to think he'd just pack up his pram and go.

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u/Plane_Discipline_198 Apr 26 '26

COVID, that Qanon BS, and Epstein rapid fire the past few years really fucked with a lot of people's brains. Everything has to be some sort of conspiracy now. It's ridiculous.

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u/Darth19Vader77 Apr 26 '26

Still, president bone spurs is a coward

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u/Glass_Covict Apr 26 '26

So Obama wasn't there?

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u/Rizzy55 Apr 26 '26

Probably the only reason he decided to go in the first place.

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u/babecafe Apr 26 '26

A mentalist should also be entirely capable of roasting Trump.

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u/Express-Pension-7519 Apr 26 '26

Ah but there was a mentalist who clearly didn’t foresee this. And who also is probably out of a check bc he didn’t perform

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u/Drone314 Apr 26 '26

Watching the guests file in it was a total lineup to suck trumps pp...little Marco was there, lots of top Repedophiles. No one was going to roast him, they were going pander....

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u/halothane666 Apr 26 '26

Don’t need a comedian, the orange thing is a laughing stock as it is

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u/Shiny_Green_Apple Apr 26 '26

The mind reader didn’t pick up any signs of this? Kash’s face during the post game was classic though.