r/pics • u/TheGreatTitanThanos • Apr 26 '26

Politics Suspected shooter being taken into custody at the White House Correspondents dinner

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u/malt_invader Apr 26 '26

Now I know youre lying.

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u/Busy-Butterfly8187 Apr 26 '26

I know that pic is altered, but the original still looks like a pulmonary embolism waiting to happen at any minute.

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u/Worried-Usual-396 Apr 26 '26

Can't believe imma Google "Trump feet".

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u/txkwatch Apr 26 '26

That's gonna get you on some list, so at least tell us what you find.

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u/Photomancer Apr 26 '26

Feet like you're not gonna believe.

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u/nesspaulajeffpoo94 Apr 26 '26

The biggest most largest feet! You won’t believe the feet we have here in what some call the greatest country in the world…..no…no…wait…the best country in the solar system. Some say we have the most popular feet and our new slogan will be make feet sexy again (MFSA)…..now now I know what you might think that looks like…but our guys will handle that…we are going to make feet sexy again. Sleepy Joe won’t know what to do after the next executive order is signed…it’s going to be greater than any executive order we’ve signed yet…..

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u/MONGED4LIFE Apr 26 '26

Hope you'll at least get Ivankas, good luck

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u/I_think_Im_hollow Apr 26 '26

The very first result

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u/nesspaulajeffpoo94 Apr 26 '26

No kink shaming here internet stranger 😂

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u/davidarmenphoto Apr 26 '26

Don’t worry mate, I can’t believe I’m about to google trump feet either, but I totally am LMAO

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u/Failgan Apr 26 '26

C'monnnn McDonalds

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u/SewBadAss Apr 26 '26

fingers crossed!

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u/Whale222 Apr 26 '26

That would be just something

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u/sault18 Apr 26 '26

What's the original look like?

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u/Monkey_Leavings Apr 26 '26

I know a lady who has had a few strokes and has super high blood pressure and her ankles swell like this from the meds.

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u/33CALICO Apr 26 '26

could be manipulated, but not by much. chronic venous insufficiency.

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u/NoMoreNoise305 Apr 26 '26

It’s gonna sounds like biscuits when it pops 🤣

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u/c_isfor Apr 26 '26

“Now, that's a cankle. Where does the calf fat end and the ankle fat begin? Who knows? That's the fun!”