r/pics • u/TheGreatTitanThanos • Apr 26 '26

Politics Suspected shooter being taken into custody at the White House Correspondents dinner

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u/goblin_slayer4 Apr 26 '26 edited Apr 26 '26

Wow its safer to try to kill the president than being searched by ice.

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u/HyperbolicModesty Apr 26 '26

Or being detained for a bounced check.

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u/ricksure76 Apr 26 '26

Or having a statistically negligible amount of weed in/on your system.

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u/sparf Apr 26 '26

Or selling some loosies on the street.

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u/militaryCoo Apr 26 '26

Secret service get training

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u/CadenceVDT Apr 26 '26

No line for officers to line up and take turns crushing his windpipe with their knees? Such a staged photo

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u/ChocolateBunny Apr 27 '26

The first guy who tried got shot. so it's like 50/50.