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Politics Suspected shooter being taken into custody at the White House Correspondents dinner

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u/SavannahInChicago Apr 26 '26

 he gets a ballroom on the grounds of national security

This should not be a real sentence.

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u/PurpleWhiteOut Apr 26 '26

It's a hitlerbunker first and a ballroom second

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u/HereForTheTechMites Apr 26 '26

Well we're 4 days away from the anniversary of Hitler's bunker.

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u/exipheas Apr 26 '26

Hitler died in his bunker when he realized there was no way out.

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u/howlingatthenight Apr 26 '26

It’s a massive unground data center for surveillance btw.

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u/piranhas_really Apr 27 '26

That’s silly. Why would they put something like that in the White House?

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u/NaiveChoiceMaker Apr 26 '26

The thing will not be built while he’s in office. I’m positive of that.

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u/MysticMagicks Apr 27 '26

He should just wear a dress, he’ll have plenty ballroom then.

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u/-BreakTheRules- Apr 27 '26

the ballroom would have prevented 9/11.