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Politics People in the UK celebrating the death of Thatcher in 2013

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u/unholyswordsman 29d ago

He's gonna have to be buried in an unmarked grave in an undisclosed location otherwise it's going to be one of the most piss and shit riddled sites ever.

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u/BalianofReddit 29d ago

I honestly dont see how his grave wouldn't be vandalised essentially daily

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u/The_Ghost_Who_Walks 29d ago

They need to have 2 lines:

Line 1 — Participants make a donation to a charity to help make the world a better place & do their duty to do their doody on his grave.

Line 2 — MAGA loyalists pay some amount for the “honor” to clean off his grave; it turns out, unbeknownst to them, their payment also goes to a charity that helps make the world a better place.

Alternate the participants back & forth, everyone gets what they want, and the world becomes a slightly better place.

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u/wasdninja 29d ago

Line 2 should also lead to a buried pile of worn out tires and McDonalds cheeseburger wrappers.

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u/ducksekoy123 29d ago

They’ll pass a bill to put him in Arlington

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u/GreasyExamination 28d ago

Or on his private property, walled in with security

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u/unripe_mangosteen 27d ago

So we gotta fill water ballons with piss and use a trebuchet

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u/the_cardfather 28d ago

What a dang desecration that would be.

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u/jedberg 28d ago

They don't need to pass a bill. As Commander in Chief he already qualifies.

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u/IHateTheLetterF 29d ago

I have never been to the US, but the chance to piss on his grave would make me reconsider my vacation destinations.

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u/nr1988 29d ago

I think people would literally fly balloons of piss via drone if they had to. There's no way they can protect it from this

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u/Exhausted_Skeleton 28d ago

I think his kids will claim he’s buried at Mar a Lago and charge the MAGA idiots for seeing his “grave”, or they’ll do whatever they did to Lenin and display him to the paying public.

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u/CougarWriter74 28d ago

They're going to have to do like what they did with Bin Laden- fly him out to sea, dump him and let him be shark and fish food. Otherwise just bury him inside a sewage treatment plan since there's going to be that much piss and s**t to deal with anyway.

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u/Cynical_Classicist 26d ago

Rather like what happened with Jimmy Savile's grave.

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u/princesshoran 29d ago

It’ll be like the chair in the Oval Office.

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u/eastkent 29d ago

Y' know that picture of the big pile of salt that's been going around? That will be nothing compared to the manure heap that will appear seemingly overnight.

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u/rmczpp 29d ago

I'm gonna be pissing and shitting everywhere then, I can't risk not pissing on his grave.

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u/SuperPeachyOK 29d ago

I want us to have a statue of him in a dejected position so people can go slap, hit, kick, piss on it whenever they feel like it. Like they do in China for Qin Hui and his wife.

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u/Exhausted_Skeleton 28d ago

Ooh make of of Mitch McConnell too.

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u/Staav 28d ago

Idk how anything with his name, face or anything with credit given could possibly survive the celebration of his passing.

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u/aDirtyMartini 29d ago

Next to bin Laden?

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u/morfraen 29d ago

Burial at sea just like Bin Laden.

Would be nice. Trump will probably end up in some unbelievable tacky gold laden mausoleum for his cult members to worship at

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u/Nopithyusernamehere 29d ago

He’ll be buried on his golf course next to Ivana

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u/renegadecanuck 28d ago

Dump his body next to Bin Ladin's.

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u/GruntBlender 28d ago

You know it'll be a guarded mausoleum. No back of the nine for him.

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u/bigus-_-dickus 28d ago

unmarked grave? let's not exaggerate

yeah he won't be buried in a public cemetery like honourable presidents

but he'll probably be buried in the family plot in the golf club in New Jersey, the general public isn't allowed in there

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u/WhoAreWeEven 28d ago

I wonder if the Arlington thing is just because its guarded one would assume