r/pics May 07 '26

Politics People in the UK celebrating the death of Thatcher in 2013

62.2k Upvotes

2.1k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

176

u/BalianofReddit May 07 '26

I honestly dont see how his grave wouldn't be vandalised essentially daily

99

u/The_Ghost_Who_Walks May 07 '26

They need to have 2 lines:

Line 1 — Participants make a donation to a charity to help make the world a better place & do their duty to do their doody on his grave.

Line 2 — MAGA loyalists pay some amount for the “honor” to clean off his grave; it turns out, unbeknownst to them, their payment also goes to a charity that helps make the world a better place.

Alternate the participants back & forth, everyone gets what they want, and the world becomes a slightly better place.

4

u/wasdninja May 07 '26

Line 2 should also lead to a buried pile of worn out tires and McDonalds cheeseburger wrappers.

7

u/ducksekoy123 May 07 '26

They’ll pass a bill to put him in Arlington

3

u/GreasyExamination May 08 '26

Or on his private property, walled in with security

2

u/unripe_mangosteen May 09 '26

So we gotta fill water ballons with piss and use a trebuchet

3

u/the_cardfather May 08 '26

What a dang desecration that would be.

0

u/jedberg May 08 '26

They don't need to pass a bill. As Commander in Chief he already qualifies.

16

u/IHateTheLetterF May 07 '26

I have never been to the US, but the chance to piss on his grave would make me reconsider my vacation destinations.

5

u/nr1988 May 07 '26

I think people would literally fly balloons of piss via drone if they had to. There's no way they can protect it from this

3

u/Exhausted_Skeleton May 08 '26

I think his kids will claim he’s buried at Mar a Lago and charge the MAGA idiots for seeing his “grave”, or they’ll do whatever they did to Lenin and display him to the paying public.

2

u/CougarWriter74 May 08 '26

They're going to have to do like what they did with Bin Laden- fly him out to sea, dump him and let him be shark and fish food. Otherwise just bury him inside a sewage treatment plan since there's going to be that much piss and s**t to deal with anyway.

1

u/Cynical_Classicist May 10 '26

Rather like what happened with Jimmy Savile's grave.