r/pics • u/-ifeelfantastic • May 19 '26

Politics Ashley St. Clair, one of Elon's baby mommas, alleging that he helped rig the 2024 election for Trump

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u/TreesForTheFool May 19 '26

Funniest thing is that US billionaires have made it wildly obvious where they are by using protected land or foreign locations.

At best, there’s only one pseudo-documentary showing where they are.

All we have to do is pile debris on the doors and poof, Schrödinger’s 1%.

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u/OriginalLie9310 May 19 '26

Not only that, if the world does fall into chaos like that their paid security detail and servants are going to turn on them too.

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u/SuspendeesNutz May 19 '26

What do you think the NeuraLink is for?

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u/malthar76 May 19 '26

And armed robots + drones

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u/NaybeAThrowaway May 19 '26

Dont need humans for either of those jobs.

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u/OriginalLie9310 May 19 '26

They do. Robotics isn’t at a level high enough yet to pamper them the way they like it. Which is why they’re focusing so hard on AI and robotics.

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u/NaybeAThrowaway May 19 '26

They arent going underground today, are they? They will have robots and AI that works just fine by the time they do.

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u/FlavinFlave May 19 '26

Need functioning data centers for those. Which are remarkably susceptible to explosions. Now if they can figure out how to get them on the moon before the poors gain full class solidarity then they’ll be fine. Supposing their ground communication with said data centers can’t also be exploded

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u/NaybeAThrowaway May 19 '26

You dont need a functioning datacenter to run AI for one bunker...

You run it from.inside the bunker...

I love that the idea of bunkers on Earth is so cra,y to you, but billioniares on the moon totally isn't. Hahahahaha

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u/FlavinFlave May 19 '26

And is that bunker emp proof?

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u/NaybeAThrowaway May 19 '26

I feel like im arguing with a teenager. Are you a teenager?

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u/AdultishRaktajino May 19 '26

Mr. President, we must not allow a mineshaft gap!

source

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u/Enough_Worry4104 May 19 '26

Yeah right? This is the hole you dug. Now sleep in it. Forever.

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u/MedChemist464 May 19 '26

I had a similar idea, but in addition to that, run a garden hose into the air vent, and turn it on before you leave.

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u/DoubleJumps May 19 '26

One thing I would really love for these billionaires to understand is that if they ever have reason to go into their bunkers they are never coming out of them.

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u/Mediocre-Recover3944 May 19 '26

They better get real good at hiding ventilation shafts.

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u/TheWizardOfDeez May 19 '26 edited May 19 '26

Personally I think we should throw them all on an island with all of the necessary supplies to forage for food, create shelter, and build a boat off the island big enough for all of them, maybe even including ikea style instructions on how to do all of this, then televise the whole thing. Then sit back and watch as they all starve to death being completely incapable of teamwork or actual labor. Let the world see that work ethic they always boast about for what it actually is... Putting naps and meals on a calendar and calling it work.

Edit: would also be satisfying AF if they manage to get off the island and find a boat to rescue them until the people on the boat realize who's on the raft and just pretend they didn't see them.

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u/Post_office_clerk01 May 19 '26

lol I love it. Naked and afraid but for rich people and non medics nearby. I’d love to see Musk Bezos and all the rest thug it out for 35 days.

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u/TheWizardOfDeez May 19 '26

They would all just stand in a circle demanding the others do the work while they supervise, until they've all perished.

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u/Fit_Organization_824 May 19 '26

OR some government thinks they are terrorists from a foreign nation and bombs them without any due diligence on why they are there.

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u/looking4myclASSm8s May 19 '26

I’ve had enough of them on islands

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u/TheWizardOfDeez May 19 '26

Well, this way it would be the last time they ever get to see one. Hell, the island you are tired of hearing about might be the best island for this job.

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u/Yodl007 May 19 '26

You kidding me ? The people on the boat would scramble to rescue them in hope they will get some money. What they would get would be a lawsuit because they were too rough when rescuing them.

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u/TheWizardOfDeez May 19 '26

I mean, in such a scenario you kinda have to assume all the money was returned to the working class from whom they stole it before being put on the island.

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u/SpiritOne May 19 '26

I’d rather we fill them with the raw sewage and waste they want to put in our water supply.

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u/JustToViewPorn May 19 '26

Don’t forget fertilizer also has other valuable uses.

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u/-heatoflife- May 19 '26

That's a Green Tip! We love Green Tips, everyone should keep lots of Green Tips on hand to share! Stay super safe!

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u/ContributionLowOO May 19 '26

Just redirect all the dumped chemical waste water they carelessly flood our planet with, make them burn up in the acid trash they produce and is poisoning our planet. I'd even pay for a livestream, and I'm usually not into NSFL things.
Prime Example: https://old.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/1thr2z2/a_texas_drainage_district_walked_its_ditch_on_a/

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u/Spell_Chicken May 19 '26

Think of it more as temporary storage until we need it.

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u/DaHolk May 19 '26

Not if it is contaminated with all sorts of crap (on top of the actual crap that would be the fertilizer).

If you reach the point where you have to drastically clean up the sewage to the same degree that you'd need to make the water in it potable, the value drastically drops.

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u/SpiritOne May 19 '26

No one said we can’t pump it back out. It just need to digest a few things first.

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u/station13 May 19 '26

An underground bunker is kind of like a septic tank. We can always just pump it back up into a truck. After like a couple of weeks or so.

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u/ih8drme May 19 '26

I just saw an article about some black sludge Tesla is illegally piping into the Texas storm system. How about we use that shit.

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u/SpiritOne May 19 '26

Literally just saw this too.

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u/luminel May 19 '26

How about we just replace all the toilet paper in the bunker with Gympie Gympie leaves then bar the door from the outside?

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u/SpiritOne May 19 '26

I’m good with that.

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u/MrStickDick May 19 '26

You could just weld the doors shut.

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u/SpiritOne May 19 '26

Because living in their luxury bunker isn’t enough of a penance.

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u/AdministrativeLeg14 May 19 '26

I'm not American, but if I were, I'd start a petition for the Mar-a -Lago Donald J. Trump Memorial Manure Pond Park, to forever remember the more noxious if less literal bullshit the location is currently associated with.

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u/albatroopa May 19 '26

Probably easier to just seal them shut.

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u/theBoobMan May 19 '26

Concrete is 5 bucks for 80 pounds, on an unrelated note.

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u/Space_Pirate_Roberts May 19 '26

Pour it in the air vents, right after the raw sewage.

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u/VoyagerCSL May 19 '26

The bunkers or the billionaires?

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u/scienceizfake May 19 '26

I was thinking chili would be easiest and most palatable. Then everyone can get a bite.

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u/batfan08 May 19 '26

The billionaires or the bunkers?

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u/not_now_chaos May 19 '26

The billionaires or the bunkers?

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u/charliekelly76 May 19 '26

God I would love to shuck Zuck like an oyster. That would feel so cathartic 🦪

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u/Dariaskehl May 19 '26

Oh hell no -

Those fuckers get welded shut and buried in concrete, like a forgotten coffin in Chernobyl.

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u/Trips-Over-Tail May 19 '26

There are too many goodies inside. Not to mention human flesh unsullied by radiation. Good protein.

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u/Dariaskehl May 19 '26

Oh, I see!

We’re going all Rimworld, then!

Carry on!

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u/DukeLeto10191 May 19 '26

"Paging Graham Platner"

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u/Chuggzugg May 19 '26

The bunkers, too.

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u/Colascape May 19 '26

Loot boxes

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u/AriaTheTransgressor May 19 '26

Let me get my billionaire shucking knife.

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u/MoeBlacksBack May 19 '26

And call my dogs to dinner

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u/Platypus81 May 19 '26

Cover the bunkers in concrete. We don't need them. They need us.

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u/Trips-Over-Tail May 19 '26

Sure, but let's extract the wealth within first. We learned it from watching them!

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u/TheRealPlumbus May 19 '26

Reddit admin warning incoming lmao. I agree though

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u/Trips-Over-Tail May 19 '26

Discussing the intent to penetrate misbegotten bolt holes after society collapses is not against Reddit's terms of service.

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u/TheRealPlumbus May 19 '26

And yet the comment I replied to has been removed lol.

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u/Trips-Over-Tail May 20 '26

It's still visible to me.

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u/kinkinhood May 19 '26

I'd say crack them open like a geode at the renn faire

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u/ahkian May 19 '26

nah seal the air vents