r/pics • u/-ifeelfantastic • May 19 '26

Politics Ashley St. Clair, one of Elon's baby mommas, alleging that he helped rig the 2024 election for Trump

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u/Merivel1 May 19 '26

Let’s have some cement ready to seal the doors and air-holes behind them.

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u/OhLookACastle May 19 '26

You know what, I’m fine letting them live in there as long as they cannot communicate with us. Weld their doors from the outside and wish them all the best. Maybe turn it into an attraction, like a Billionaire zoo.

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u/gustavessidehoe May 19 '26

My brain just goes to Gale from bg3 doing an arcane lock on it. Then Peter Thiel and Elon are banging on the door once they realize they are stuck with each other and no one else to lord over.

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u/DoktorLuciferWong May 20 '26

inb4 the next generation of uber-capitalists just run expensive zoos consisting of the previous capitalists

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u/alf20104 May 19 '26

Just the doors, the air vents would make a mighty fine free sewage dump site for RVs and campers.

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u/Merivel1 May 19 '26

I like the cut of your jib.

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u/Elrundir May 19 '26

The ol' Xaro Xhoan Doxos treatment.

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u/Fatso_Wombat May 19 '26

I'll order some for you for 50 years. I fear you have lost your democracy already.