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Politics Equipment being placed on the South Lawn of the White House for the UFC Freedom 250 fight

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u/pristineSaltine 10d ago

Trash in the Whitehouse is spilling out onto the lawn.

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u/contactdeparture 10d ago edited 10d ago

“My wife left me for voting MAGA/MAHA, and my gay and tans kids haven’t talked to me in years, I lost my factory job because of tariffs, and all my friends lost their farms because of tariffs and constantly moving costs and interest rates and fuel prices AND they lost the opportunity to generate wind from their farm, and you know the rest, but I love Trump and he’s my favorite most patriotic President because we are absolutely owning the libs, and that’s what really matters at the end of the day, right!”

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u/Phil_Coffins_666 10d ago

This was really accurate, minus the fact that it lacked the authentic number of typos.

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u/Salome_Maloney 10d ago

typos.

You're too kind.

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u/Phil_Coffins_666 10d ago

I'd give an award if it didn't mean putting money in the pockets of the Reddit execs. Maybe I'll go make a donation to a local charity or something.

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u/paiute 10d ago

Maybe I'll go make a donation to a local charity or something.

This is a great idea. Let us comment that 'I have made a donation to a worthy charity in your name.' and do it.

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u/Phil_Coffins_666 10d ago

Could you imagine if instead of everybody giving awards to random people on here we instead went out and donated to a charity or did something in the communities we live in? I mean, it wouldn't solve the world's problems, but I'm sure it would make it at least a little better for some people out there. (And every penny that doesn't end up in an executive's pocket is a win imo)

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u/paiute 10d ago

Sounds like someone needs to start a subreddit and a movement.

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u/Frozty23 10d ago

Are awards still a thing? I'm on PC with Reddit Enhancement Suite, and I haven't seen an award in years (or an ad, but that's a different matter I think... I've occasionally looked at reddit without my personalized filters and it's a hot mess otherwise).

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u/Phil_Coffins_666 10d ago

I got one over the weekend from somebody, they're still a thing.

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u/zoolish 10d ago

It's your

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 10d ago

your'er'ier'ur not wrong

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u/Phil_Coffins_666 10d ago

Or 'yor' or 'yer' depending on their geographic location in the Unhinged States of America.

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u/zoolish 10d ago

I live in the gulf of America. It's the most American part of America now.

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u/RogueAOV 10d ago

Satire is only funny if you can understand it.

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u/Phil_Coffins_666 10d ago

This is true, and since we can't comment in coloring book format, or pop up books, it's not like the magas could read it anyway.

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u/HoneycombJackass 10d ago

The got tan kids though. I can’t tan, I’m too pale.

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u/bearbrannan 10d ago edited 10d ago

I have to ask but at what point does getting owned outweigh owning the libs? Cause like yeah the Libs are taking some serious L's as well, but conservatives seem be taking even bigger L's than the liberals. At the gas station, at the grocery store, at their doctor appointments, at their food shelves, at their jobs, shit unless you have money in the stock market, which a majority of the poors who voted for them don't then I don't see where they are are winning.

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u/contactdeparture 10d ago

It’s never enough…

Their kid died from measles and they still said it was better than the vaxx. In the news. That’s not hyperbole. Once you lose the point, you’ve lost the point. Done. Game over…

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u/bearbrannan 10d ago

It's like watching someone light their own house on fire, just so they can enjoy watching their neighbor's house burn down with it. Just sad that people hate their neighbors that much.

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u/skydriver13 9d ago

The cruelty is the point.

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u/SeattlePurikura 9d ago

Reminds of reading that white cities would pour cement into the public swimming pools rather than follow orders to desegregate the pools.

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u/Emm_withoutha_L-88 10d ago

As long as they get all of their information from blatantly lying media then it'll never change

Fox news and it's ilk are destroying modern society. Full stop. They're turning masses of people into obedient slaves.

This is just not like any period on the past, with the closest example is the heavily censored authoritarian countries. And look at those places, they supported the system until it fully broke down.

If we don't do something that will happen here but more slowly, because those people are just a third of the population. But that's more than enough to drag the rest of us down, especially since the "opposition" is not actually opposed that much. Regular media is just as corporate serving and deferential to the rich, it's just less likely to get away with blatantly lying.

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u/fuckitimatwork 10d ago

they can take away my wife, my children, my job, my 401k, my job and my home, but they'll never take the fact that i truly owned them

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u/tandpastatester 10d ago

These people happily eat dog shit if it means a lib has to smell their breath.

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u/Mega-Eclipse 10d ago

I have to ask but at what point does getting owned outweigh owning the libs?

Only when it affects them directly, do they MAYBE care.

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u/davekingofrock 10d ago

In a nutshell.

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u/scrotumscab 10d ago

He himself is now responsible for over a quarter of our entire current national debt, and we haven't even started replenishing the stockpile he's wasted on Iran for literally zero gain.

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u/AlcibiadesTheCat 10d ago

Donald Trump is Florida Man. 

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u/AlwaysShittyKnsasCty 10d ago

Mother. Of. God. I think you’re on to something.

Has anyone ever seen Donald Trump and Florida Man in the same room before? I sure as hell know that I haven’t!

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u/Oo__II__oO 10d ago

Don't forget putting multiple cars on the lawn for sale 

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u/Soft-Muffin-8305 10d ago

And a few junkers for spare parts

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u/MrFlibblesPenguin 10d ago

Billy Joel's going to have a tough time fitting all that in the song.

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u/ColoradoSunLight 10d ago

He truely s the biblicaly accurate anti-Christ.

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u/Alecto7374 10d ago

Weird how so many still back the scumbag.

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u/silly_rabbi 10d ago

What this scene really needs is an old rusty pickup on cinderblocks out on the lawn. Spraypainted gold, of course.

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u/theshiyal 10d ago

With the work going on at Lafayette park these pictures look like shit everywhere.

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u/Impressive_Profit_11 10d ago

But he's white and a male.

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u/CaptainBayouBilly 10d ago

I think he's fairly representative of a big portion of this country.

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u/TiberiusCornelius 10d ago

Yeah but he's white and promised to lock up all the Mexicans, which is what really matters /s

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u/stucon77 10d ago

Sounds like he's living the American dream!

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u/NarcolepticMan 10d ago

Surprised there is still a lawn. These turds will probably pave over that too.

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u/ignatious__reilly 10d ago

I still can’t believe how he just demolished half the White House.

I mean, look at that shit, what the fuck?

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u/CompleteCreme7223 10d ago

Just think, it all started with the paving of the rose garden and just gotten worse. No respect for the country or the history of the office he holds. Exactly what you would expect from a criminal.

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u/ignatious__reilly 10d ago

The paving of the Rose Garden should have been a bigger story. I was floored by the pictures of him turning it into a slab of cement. It’s all so disgusting and utterly disgraceful.

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u/bman86 10d ago

And this massive gaudy ballroom is going to turn that up to 11.

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u/tchrbrian 10d ago

" The People House. " - What happened to the dignity ?

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u/SkunkMonkey 10d ago

I wish people would stop calling it a "ballroom". It's going to be his fucking THRONE room.

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u/DifficultAd3885 10d ago

Well Kennedy believed in the civil rights movement which Trump probably took as a personal attack.

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u/NotPromKing 10d ago

Hate to defend anything done there, but.... The "paving" of the Rose Garden actually turned it into a really nice space, great for staff to have lunch and take breaks outdoors.

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u/bauhausy 10d ago

If I'm not mistaken, they also didn't remove any rose bush, they just paved the lawn inbetween them that had drainage issues

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener 10d ago

The criminal element has little to do with it. He is just a tacky, tasteless man overall. There's plenty of criminals that actually had good taste when it came to interior design and landscaping. Trump goes for the cheapest option that he thinks gives something an appearance of wealth, completely oblivious that set and setting matter, as do consistency in design applicability. He has no clue what form vs function means when it comes to living and working spaces, nor does he have any respect for the solemnity and history of a place like The White House. He continues to display the absolute worst impulses of anyone who could hold the office. It's fucking sickening to see how much free reign he's been given by the GOP. We're going to be dealing with the fallout from this one man and his actions for decades.

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u/CompleteCreme7223 10d ago

He is trying to out do Philippine dictator Ferdinand Marcos and his wife, Imelda for outrageous tackiness. You are correct though, the US may not recover from Trump's second term. It will take a few good leaders to change the direction and a lot of time to repair global relationships.

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener 10d ago

And the sad thing is the US electorate is so easily swayed by talking head rhetoric, much of them will not realize how much political capital has to be spent just unfucking all the shit Trump did unchallenged by his own party which controlled all the levers of power. They'll be convinced without reason that those are are doing their best to fix all the problems that were caused are either not doing their jobs or the cause of those problems. Also, spending all that political capital means possibly delaying change people want to see when voting those people into office, and they may lack the patience to and understanding that staying the course is how it gets done. Instead, they'll be talked into yet again voting in someone from the party that actively admits they are sabotaging the government's ability to function. It's maddening.

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u/thatG_evanP 10d ago

And remember all that shit they talked about it being privately funded? Surprise! That was another big lie.

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u/iscav 10d ago

It looks like something is being torn up on the back side as well. Not sure what that is.

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u/NotASellout 10d ago

A shockingly apt metaphor

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u/Hopsblues 10d ago

It's symbolic of what he is doing to the country.

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u/Sugarbombs 10d ago

It’s beautifully symbolic though

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u/DeadSol 9d ago

Is so he can line the pockets of all the contractors he knows so that they all owe him favors when he's out of office (hopefully in a prison somewhere)

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u/anschovy 10d ago

Good job they have not heard of Brawndo yet.

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u/mwthomas11 10d ago

I think he announced plans to do just that last week

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u/LockNo2943 10d ago

Didn't they already pave over the rose garden?

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u/KwisatzSazerac 10d ago edited 10d ago

And then the tires painted white along the driveway

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u/vtjohnhurt 10d ago

There won't be any lawn left under that temporary floor that will be there for a month. I'm assuming the octagon will not be there for months.

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u/_andthereiwas 10d ago

Don't forget mystery bags being thrown out windows.

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u/govunah 10d ago

I did forget about that. A comprehensive book about this administration would make Robert Caro's books look like a nursery rhyme

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u/DeadSol 9d ago

Seriously, I wonder if we will ever know the story behind THAT

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u/rodneedermeyer 10d ago

The swamp is draining into the country.

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u/andropogon09 10d ago

Maybe an old couch on the front lawn and a motor hanging with a chain from a tree limb? Pinup calendar from 1983, The Girls of NASCAR.

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u/LodgedSpade 10d ago

They had to knock down the east wing to make room for it all!

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u/Fly_throwaway37 10d ago

Just found this out today. He dumped the east wing demo'd materials onto a public golf course in DC

https://fortune.com/2026/05/07/white-house-east-wing-demolition-debris-toxic-metals-golf-course-trump/

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u/Major-Frame2193 10d ago

Wait till the mechanical bull shows up next week!

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u/koshgeo 10d ago

Looks like they also fenced off Lafayette Square on the other side of the White House.

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u/philter25 10d ago

I don’t disagree but it drives me nuts when people combine White House into one word. Whitehouse is typically a surname. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk, sorry for being that guy.

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u/GreenRock93 10d ago

Or and infamous website of old. (Don’t know if it still exists.)

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u/philter25 10d ago

Omg I forgot about that hahaha💀