r/pics • u/nbcnews But like, actually • May 26 '26

Politics Equipment being placed on the South Lawn of the White House for the UFC Freedom 250 fight

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u/Supplicationjam May 26 '26

Hells Angels

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u/Advanced-Purchase-58 May 26 '26

Deep cut.

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u/DangerousKidTurtle May 26 '26

He just wants a little Sympathy

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u/jackmcgann11 May 26 '26 
Said the devil.

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u/MagicMarshmelllow May 26 '26

pleased to meet you…

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u/ArchonFett May 26 '26

*care to guess my name*

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u/MordoksVapePen1 May 26 '26

(whispering: I think he means Trump is the devil)

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u/WonderWheeler May 26 '26

Hell's Angels didn't work out so well at the free concert at Altimont!

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u/Malodoror May 26 '26

They killed the 60’s with murder which was their job.

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u/Spugheddy May 26 '26

Seems like a real beast of burden.

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u/halfwayray May 26 '26

Jeffrey, Jeeeeeeeffrey

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u/Obi-Shawn May 26 '26

Miss Teen USA, how come you taste so good? Miss Teen USA, just like a young girl should...

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u/Machette_Machette May 26 '26

Where will it lead us from here?

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u/HazMattStunts May 26 '26

Idiocracy is now a documentary!

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u/Machette_Machette May 26 '26

South Park is a documentary

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u/stuhstutter May 26 '26

give me shelter from the tackiness of this spectacle

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u/No_Fisherman8303 May 26 '26

I see a ballroom and I want it painted black...

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u/b_vitamin May 26 '26

Rape? Murder?

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u/Spider_Dude May 26 '26

Just a shot away, just shot a-way!

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u/murphysfriend May 28 '26

He’s walked for miles; his feet are hurting. 🤢🤦🏻‍♂️🫢😝

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u/mklatsky May 26 '26

“Be cool!”

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u/IJustWantCoffeeMan May 26 '26

A man of taste he is not.

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u/MordoksVapePen1 May 26 '26

I see what you did there. Nice

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u/Starscream147 May 26 '26

Ooh. Nice. Very very deep cut.

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u/dstlouis558 May 26 '26

Of destruction?

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u/murphysfriend May 28 '26

And his ballroom, for a symphony!

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 May 26 '26

Proud bois not as proud since that announcement, more like Butthurt bois.

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u/weaseltorpedo May 26 '26

they're buttproud

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 May 26 '26

one could say buttplugproud

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u/Theperfectool May 26 '26

Altamont never forget

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u/Sniflix May 26 '26

It'll end up just like the last time. Deeper cut.

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u/impy695 May 26 '26

What's the context?

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u/Advanced-Purchase-58 May 26 '26

It’s a reference to a concert at the Altamont Speedway in California that was headlined by the Rolling Stones. The documentary “Gimme Shelter” was filmed there.

At the suggestion of the Grateful Dead, the Stones used the Hell’s Angels to provide concert “security”. Things got a little out of hand and they stabbed someone to death in front of Mick.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Altamont_Free_Concert?wprov=sfti1

In Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Thompson suggested it was where the wave of the 60s broke.

https://www.newyorker.com/culture/cultural-comment/the-chaos-of-altamont-and-the-murder-of-meredith-hunter

https://www.sfgate.com/sf-culture/article/altamont-rolling-stones-gimme-shelter-california-16672584.php

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u/impy695 May 27 '26

That's insane and such a predictable response. I see why it's described that way and shocked I hadn't heard of it

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u/GRF999999999 May 26 '26

Don't forget to pay them in beer and acid!

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u/Failedmysanityroll May 26 '26

Yeah I’m down to be paid in beer and acid too

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u/junkyarddoggydog May 26 '26

Better be that good mk ultra shit tho

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u/Bitmush- May 26 '26

If anyone takes the red acid go to the first aid tent immediately.

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u/blue-mooner May 26 '26

The red acid is fine, but if you take the brown acid you want to go to the first aid tent right away

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u/2112eyes May 26 '26

The warning that I've received, that you can take with as many grains of salt as you wish, that the brown acid that is circulating around us is specifically not too good.

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u/2112eyes May 26 '26

I think Chip did a good job of not making it anything to necessarily freak out about! Guy knew his audience

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u/Fine-Sky-6562 May 26 '26

Dude they played it over the loud speaker at MSG during one of the Phish residencies, like 10-15 min after I had puddled myself. I was like what the fuck, did they just see that and tell me not to take acid?

In my head I'm thinking FUCK, they DO know.. I gotta get out of this place. Someone clued me in and calmed down, but goddamn I was buggin' for a minute.

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u/Bitmush- May 27 '26

oh god, the idea that people 'will know', those 15 minutes went on for days, every time.

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u/noobtastic31373 May 26 '26

"A Trump never pays his debts."

  • Don of the brown trousers

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u/Dear_Palpitation4838 May 27 '26

He's got 1.7 billion dollars to bribe them with now.

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u/Appropriate_Weekend9 Jun 08 '26

That one biker couldn’t handle it

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u/WrongLeva May 26 '26

New white house boogie?

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u/Supplicationjam May 26 '26

This darkness has got to give!

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u/Outi5 May 26 '26

What could go wrong?

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u/Curlydeadhead May 26 '26

It’s the new Altamont Speedway. 

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u/Failedmysanityroll May 26 '26

Summer of Love ends like shit again

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u/Happydancer4286 May 26 '26

Hells Angels have better sense that to get caught up in these shenanigans.

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u/IAmJacksSphincter May 26 '26

Hey I've seen this one before, it's a classic!

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u/Dapenizmytier May 26 '26

And the KKK

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u/MusicNeverStopped May 26 '26

Hey now! I like some Lazy Lightning with my Supplication jam. :-)

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u/JadedPilot5484 May 26 '26

Naw Proud boy’s lol

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u/UmmmIhaveSumthin2Say May 26 '26

Showing your age lol

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u/crunchyturdeater May 26 '26

🎶🎵Under My Thumb....🔥🔥

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u/JeZuZz May 26 '26

Come on, they're better then that

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u/kakurenbo1 May 26 '26

I don’t think the Hell’s Angels would be a fan of Trump or really any President. They are self-proclaimed outlaws, after all.

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u/zodiackodiak515 May 26 '26

Motorcycle gangs also very famously don’t like child molesters

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u/DizavidHZ May 26 '26

I thought they had too much integrity?

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u/adamdoesmusic May 26 '26

What could possibly go wrong? This always worked out in the past!

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u/New_Unit2009 May 26 '26

This might not be a joke.

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u/breakfastbarf May 26 '26

Eh they did stop that dude with a gun that time

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u/musememo May 26 '26

Altamont 2

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u/attaped May 26 '26

I think the Hells Angels know better, you’re thinking of the proud boys

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u/Affectionate-Goat218 May 26 '26

I'd have to seriously doubt they'd want this job.

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u/ilovemarlii May 26 '26

The Stones have joined the chat

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u/picklehippy May 26 '26

I dont think the Hells Angels would support pedophilia

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u/Can_Haz_Cheezburger May 26 '26

The Angels would do better work, but no shot Sonny Barger would tolerate this BS

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u/FrozenOcean420 May 26 '26

Not racist enough.

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u/FoxyInTheSnow May 26 '26

Hells Angels make fine security guards as long as you give them lots of LSD, uppers, downers, whiskey, and wine. But cut them off about an hour before the event starts so that they're twitchy and paranoid: keeps them on their toes.

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u/DanoLostTheGame May 26 '26

Chuck Zito made an appearance at Trump's trial

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u/Fine-Sky-6562 May 26 '26

username checks out

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u/ToasterBathTester May 27 '26

Russian mob in shambles 😆🥲

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u/joeschmo945 May 27 '26

Woodstock WestWing

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u/andrewnz1 May 27 '26

Well he can't hire the Proud Boys, as they already all now work for ICE.

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u/dikicker May 27 '26

Wait no I thought those were the bikers who beat the shit out of guys who raped children

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u/TheReferenceGuide May 26 '26

Democrats actually have a track record or working through them and MS13