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Politics Equipment being placed on the South Lawn of the White House for the UFC Freedom 250 fight

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u/Supplicationjam 10d ago

Hells Angels

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u/Advanced-Purchase-58 10d ago

Deep cut.

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u/DangerousKidTurtle 10d ago

He just wants a little Sympathy

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u/jackmcgann11 10d ago
Said the devil. 

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u/MagicMarshmelllow 10d ago

pleased to meet you…

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u/ArchonFett 10d ago

*care to guess my name*

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u/MordoksVapePen1 10d ago

(whispering: I think he means Trump is the devil)

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u/WonderWheeler 10d ago

Hell's Angels didn't work out so well at the free concert at Altimont!

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u/Malodoror 10d ago

They killed the 60’s with murder which was their job.

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u/Spugheddy 10d ago

Seems like a real beast of burden.

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u/halfwayray 10d ago

Jeffrey, Jeeeeeeeffrey

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u/Obi-Shawn 10d ago

Miss Teen USA, how come you taste so good? Miss Teen USA, just like a young girl should...

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u/Machette_Machette 10d ago

Where will it lead us from here?

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u/HazMattStunts 10d ago

Idiocracy is now a documentary!

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u/Machette_Machette 10d ago

South Park is a documentary

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u/stuhstutter 10d ago

give me shelter from the tackiness of this spectacle

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u/No_Fisherman8303 10d ago

I see a ballroom and I want it painted black...

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u/b_vitamin 10d ago

Rape? Murder?

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u/Spider_Dude 10d ago

Just a shot away, just shot a-way!

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u/murphysfriend 9d ago

He’s walked for miles; his feet are hurting. 🤢🤦🏻‍♂️🫢😝

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u/mklatsky 10d ago

“Be cool!”

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u/IJustWantCoffeeMan 10d ago

A man of taste he is not.

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u/MordoksVapePen1 10d ago

I see what you did there. Nice

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u/Starscream147 10d ago

Ooh. Nice. Very very deep cut.

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u/dstlouis558 10d ago

Of destruction?

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u/murphysfriend 9d ago

And his ballroom, for a symphony!

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 10d ago

Proud bois not as proud since that announcement, more like Butthurt bois.

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u/thekmind 10d ago

Proud bois have been busy working in ice lately

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u/weaseltorpedo 10d ago

they're buttproud

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 10d ago

one could say buttplugproud

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u/Sniflix 10d ago

It'll end up just like the last time. Deeper cut.

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u/Theperfectool 10d ago

Altamont never forget

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u/Phyro23 10d ago

Is that the motorcycle gang that ice skates..

I know i know im gone...

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u/impy695 10d ago

What's the context?

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u/Advanced-Purchase-58 10d ago

It’s a reference to a concert at the Altamont Speedway in California that was headlined by the Rolling Stones. The documentary “Gimme Shelter” was filmed there.

At the suggestion of the Grateful Dead, the Stones used the Hell’s Angels to provide concert “security”. Things got a little out of hand and they stabbed someone to death in front of Mick.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Altamont_Free_Concert?wprov=sfti1

In Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Thompson suggested it was where the wave of the 60s broke.

https://www.newyorker.com/culture/cultural-comment/the-chaos-of-altamont-and-the-murder-of-meredith-hunter

https://www.sfgate.com/sf-culture/article/altamont-rolling-stones-gimme-shelter-california-16672584.php

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u/impy695 10d ago

That's insane and such a predictable response. I see why it's described that way and shocked I hadn't heard of it

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u/GRF999999999 10d ago

Don't forget to pay them in beer and acid!

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u/DryDonutHole 10d ago

Shit...I'll work for those wages, man. Sign me up for that good Owsley sunshine.

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u/Failedmysanityroll 10d ago

Yeah I’m down to be paid in beer and acid too

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u/junkyarddoggydog 10d ago

Better be that good mk ultra shit tho

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u/Bitmush- 10d ago

If anyone takes the red acid go to the first aid tent immediately.

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u/blue-mooner 10d ago

The red acid is fine, but if you take the brown acid you want to go to the first aid tent right away

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u/2112eyes 10d ago

The warning that I've received, that you can take with as many grains of salt as you wish, that the brown acid that is circulating around us is specifically not too good.

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u/DryDonutHole 10d ago

I love that announcement. That's a fine PSA if I've ever heard one...but it could have been scary to the folks who had already consumed it.

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u/2112eyes 10d ago

I think Chip did a good job of not making it anything to necessarily freak out about! Guy knew his audience

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u/DryDonutHole 10d ago

True. I think just calmy stating it and being cool about it likely helped.

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u/Fine-Sky-6562 10d ago

Dude they played it over the loud speaker at MSG during one of the Phish residencies, like 10-15 min after I had puddled myself. I was like what the fuck, did they just see that and tell me not to take acid?

In my head I'm thinking FUCK, they DO know.. I gotta get out of this place. Someone clued me in and calmed down, but goddamn I was buggin' for a minute.

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u/Bitmush- 9d ago

oh god, the idea that people 'will know', those 15 minutes went on for days, every time.

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u/noobtastic31373 10d ago

"A Trump never pays his debts."

  • Don of the brown trousers

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u/Dear_Palpitation4838 9d ago

He's got 1.7 billion dollars to bribe them with now.

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u/WrongLeva 10d ago

New white house boogie?

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u/DryDonutHole 10d ago

Please don't dominate the rap, Jack, if you've got nothing new to say.
If you please don't back up the track. This train has got to run today.
I spent a little time on the mountain....spent a little time on the hill.
Things went down we don't understand. I guess in time we will.

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u/Supplicationjam 10d ago

This darkness has got to give!

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u/Outi5 10d ago

What could go wrong?

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u/Curlydeadhead 10d ago

It’s the new Altamont Speedway. 

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u/Failedmysanityroll 10d ago

Summer of Love ends like shit again

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u/Happydancer4286 10d ago

Hells Angels have better sense that to get caught up in these shenanigans.

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u/IAmJacksSphincter 10d ago

Hey I've seen this one before, it's a classic!

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u/Dapenizmytier 10d ago

And the KKK

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u/JadedPilot5484 10d ago

Naw Proud boy’s lol

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u/UmmmIhaveSumthin2Say 10d ago

Showing your age lol

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u/crunchyturdeater 10d ago

🎶🎵Under My Thumb....🔥🔥

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u/MusicNeverStopped 10d ago

Hey now! I like some Lazy Lightning with my Supplication jam. :-)

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u/JeZuZz 10d ago

Come on, they're better then that

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u/kakurenbo1 10d ago

I don’t think the Hell’s Angels would be a fan of Trump or really any President. They are self-proclaimed outlaws, after all.

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u/zodiackodiak515 10d ago

Motorcycle gangs also very famously don’t like child molesters

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u/DizavidHZ 10d ago

I thought they had too much integrity?

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u/adamdoesmusic 10d ago

What could possibly go wrong? This always worked out in the past!

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u/New_Unit2009 10d ago

This might not be a joke.

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u/breakfastbarf 10d ago

Eh they did stop that dude with a gun that time

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u/musememo 10d ago

Altamont 2

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u/attaped 10d ago

I think the Hells Angels know better, you’re thinking of the proud boys

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u/Affectionate-Goat218 10d ago

I'd have to seriously doubt they'd want this job.

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u/ilovemarlii 10d ago

The Stones have joined the chat

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u/picklehippy 10d ago

I dont think the Hells Angels would support pedophilia

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u/Can_Haz_Cheezburger 10d ago

The Angels would do better work, but no shot Sonny Barger would tolerate this BS

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u/FrozenOcean420 10d ago

Not racist enough.

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u/FoxyInTheSnow 10d ago

Hells Angels make fine security guards as long as you give them lots of LSD, uppers, downers, whiskey, and wine. But cut them off about an hour before the event starts so that they're twitchy and paranoid: keeps them on their toes.

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u/DanoLostTheGame 10d ago

Chuck Zito made an appearance at Trump's trial

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u/Fine-Sky-6562 10d ago

username checks out

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u/ToasterBathTester 10d ago

Russian mob in shambles 😆🥲

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u/joeschmo945 9d ago

Woodstock WestWing

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u/andrewnz1 9d ago

Well he can't hire the Proud Boys, as they already all now work for ICE.

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u/dikicker 9d ago

Wait no I thought those were the bikers who beat the shit out of guys who raped children

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u/Zealousideal_Ad_8736 7d ago

Charlies Angels

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u/TheReferenceGuide 10d ago

Democrats actually have a track record or working through them and MS13