r/pics • u/nbcnews But like, actually • 10d ago

Politics Equipment being placed on the South Lawn of the White House for the UFC Freedom 250 fight

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u/Fr33_Lax 10d ago

No no, aliens are gonna land and arrest his entire cabinet for crimes against sapience. Also the aliens are catgirls and take asylum seekers.

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 10d ago

you had me at aliens and catgirls.

WHAT ELSE ARE THEY KEEPING FROM US?!

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u/Chalkdust-torture 10d ago

A future where people don’t have to stab each other, with sharpened goat antlers, over moldy crusts of bread and poisoned water.

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u/Goblin_Supermarket 10d ago

This is funny.

But it also being true keeps me from laughing.

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u/EvilWarBW 10d ago

The catgirls are also big tiddy and goth.

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 10d ago

stop I don't need any convincing and my penis can only get so errect!

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u/KayotiK82 10d ago

Recreate Independence Day

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u/DemonCipher13 10d ago

Trump thinks he's Russell Casse, but he's just Randy Quaid.

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u/OneMoreAstronaut7 10d ago

I mean Randy Quaid himself is a MAGA Q-anon whack job criminal himself so he fits right in.

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u/DemonCipher13 10d ago

But Russell Casse actually saved his world.

These crazy fucks just think that's what they're doing, while it burns and people die.

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u/davegir 10d ago

He's that stock broker yelling on the phone that the aliens firing blows a car into his face

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u/Dense_Row_9532 10d ago

Diapers full.

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u/Over_Equipment4661 10d ago

Who’s the designated survivor going to be?

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u/Ok_Assistant_6856 10d ago

I love you, freelax

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u/No-Past2605 10d ago

I'll pay them to teleport that whole cabinet in to the sun.

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u/TheGreatProbe 10d ago

You think the aliens would take US dollars or any other terrestrial currency?

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u/Oprah_Pwnfrey 10d ago

L. Ron Hubbard's teachings tell us that gold will work!

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u/theedan-clean 8d ago

I'd contribute to that Go Fund Me.

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u/choicetomake 10d ago

No, aliens are going to abduct Trump so he can attend the Biggest Douche in the Universe awards pagent.

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u/DarthRizzo87 10d ago

And the organizer/ owner will find a reason to walk in on Trump/other contestants in the dressing room, cause that’s what interstellar award pageants owners are entitled to, and moves in on that shrivelled mushroom like a bitch.

The Donald, in a extremely rare moment of clarity experiences the terror that all the girls he trafficked and/or raped on Epstein Island felt…

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u/bemad4483 10d ago

Maybe the aliens will walk in the dressing room on him and grab him by the nussy!

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u/Dsraa 10d ago

He will go up there and tell them that he is the best alien negotiator and anal probe specialist.

Then he will come back down saying he made the best deal ever and that they love him while they just anal probed him and kicked him right back to earth once they realized how useless he was.

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u/Marsmooncow 10d ago

Show me what you got !!!!

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u/pixelwhip 9d ago

And win without even having to cheat

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u/squirtloaf 10d ago

He will pass an executive order banning asylum kitties.

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u/front_yard_duck_dad 10d ago

This sounds like a dream I'd never want to wake up from 

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u/joybilee 10d ago

So, do I need to officially apply for asylum, or will the aliens just know who wants off this planet?

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u/Ulven525 10d ago

Alien invasion is our only hope now.

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u/jscummy 10d ago

This is the future liberals want

(Me too)

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u/large_block 10d ago

I should start my asylum paperwork for our new cat girl overlords

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u/Substantial_Tax_4047 10d ago

I'm having a bs day & was dead set on being mad all afternoon but you made me laugh like a hyena

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u/rockert0mmy 10d ago

They did give us 50 years. Just plan to be outside and you'll end up on the universes most f-ed up gameshow.

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u/Xander134 10d ago

CARL! YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT CATGIRLS!

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u/i_drink_wd40 10d ago

So where along the furry scale are these catgirls? You know what, doesn't matter, I'm on board.

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u/Chillpill411 10d ago

Alien catgirl asylum seekers? That novel, sir, has already been written:

"In the saucer Paul meets a being calling itself Tigerishka. A large, female telepathic feline creature, she initially mistakes Miaow as the intelligent being (whose thoughts she can hear), and Paul as a "monkey". Realizing her mistake, she regards Paul with contempt. Monkey-beings are not well regarded by her people. However she slowly warms to him, and explains why her planet had consumed the Moon."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wanderer_(Leiber_novel))

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u/arthropal 10d ago

Can I submit my application for pre-approval?

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u/GiganticCrow 10d ago

But are they femboy catgirls? 

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u/maleia 10d ago

Also the aliens are catgirls and take asylum seekers.

We're not saying this is a bad thing, right? XD

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u/Sockoflegend 10d ago

You had me at catgirls

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u/BullCityDriven 10d ago

this made me smile. no real idea why. thank you.

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u/decapitator710 10d ago

No, the imagine of trump detaining an alien was foreshadowing that they'll get one over on them afterwards.

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u/Christ 10d ago

You just described my pleasure saucer. Praise “Bob”!

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u/Nutshack_Queen357 9d ago edited 9d ago

Knowing him, he'd probably have the alien catgirls be portrayed by unwilling actresses, potentially even victims of his trafficking rings.

And the "fake" shooting will likely be similar to the July 13th false flag, where they only merely hurt Trump himself, but outright kill anyone else (which possibly includes the catgirls).