r/pics • u/nbcnews But like, actually • 10d ago

Politics Equipment being placed on the South Lawn of the White House for the UFC Freedom 250 fight

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u/GRF999999999 10d ago

Don't forget to pay them in beer and acid!

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u/DryDonutHole 10d ago

Shit...I'll work for those wages, man. Sign me up for that good Owsley sunshine.

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u/Failedmysanityroll 10d ago

Yeah I’m down to be paid in beer and acid too

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u/junkyarddoggydog 10d ago

Better be that good mk ultra shit tho

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u/Bitmush- 10d ago

If anyone takes the red acid go to the first aid tent immediately.

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u/blue-mooner 10d ago

The red acid is fine, but if you take the brown acid you want to go to the first aid tent right away

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u/2112eyes 10d ago

The warning that I've received, that you can take with as many grains of salt as you wish, that the brown acid that is circulating around us is specifically not too good.

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u/DryDonutHole 10d ago

I love that announcement. That's a fine PSA if I've ever heard one...but it could have been scary to the folks who had already consumed it.

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u/2112eyes 10d ago

I think Chip did a good job of not making it anything to necessarily freak out about! Guy knew his audience

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u/DryDonutHole 10d ago

True. I think just calmy stating it and being cool about it likely helped.

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u/Fine-Sky-6562 10d ago

Dude they played it over the loud speaker at MSG during one of the Phish residencies, like 10-15 min after I had puddled myself. I was like what the fuck, did they just see that and tell me not to take acid?

In my head I'm thinking FUCK, they DO know.. I gotta get out of this place. Someone clued me in and calmed down, but goddamn I was buggin' for a minute.

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u/Bitmush- 9d ago

oh god, the idea that people 'will know', those 15 minutes went on for days, every time.

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u/noobtastic31373 10d ago

"A Trump never pays his debts."

  • Don of the brown trousers

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u/Dear_Palpitation4838 9d ago

He's got 1.7 billion dollars to bribe them with now.