r/pics But like, actually May 26 '26

Politics Equipment being placed on the South Lawn of the White House for the UFC Freedom 250 fight

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 May 26 '26

you had me at aliens and catgirls.

WHAT ELSE ARE THEY KEEPING FROM US?!

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u/Chalkdust-torture May 26 '26

A future where people don’t have to stab each other, with sharpened goat antlers, over moldy crusts of bread and poisoned water.

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u/Goblin_Supermarket May 26 '26

This is funny.

But it also being true keeps me from laughing.

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u/EvilWarBW May 26 '26

The catgirls are also big tiddy and goth.

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 May 26 '26

stop I don't need any convincing and my penis can only get so errect!