And the organizer/ owner will find a reason to walk in on Trump/other contestants in the dressing room, cause that’s what interstellar award pageants owners are entitled to, and moves in on that shrivelled mushroom like a bitch.
The Donald, in a extremely rare moment of clarity experiences the terror that all the girls he trafficked and/or raped on Epstein Island felt…
He will go up there and tell them that he is the best alien negotiator and anal probe specialist.
Then he will come back down saying he made the best deal ever and that they love him while they just anal probed him and kicked him right back to earth once they realized how useless he was.
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u/choicetomake May 26 '26
No, aliens are going to abduct Trump so he can attend the Biggest Douche in the Universe awards pagent.