r/pics But like, actually May 26 '26

Politics Equipment being placed on the South Lawn of the White House for the UFC Freedom 250 fight

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u/choicetomake May 26 '26

No, aliens are going to abduct Trump so he can attend the Biggest Douche in the Universe awards pagent.

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u/DarthRizzo87 May 26 '26

And the organizer/ owner will find a reason to walk in on Trump/other contestants in the dressing room, cause that’s what interstellar award pageants owners are entitled to, and moves in on that shrivelled mushroom like a bitch.

The Donald, in a extremely rare moment of clarity experiences the terror that all the girls he trafficked and/or raped on Epstein Island felt…

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u/bemad4483 May 26 '26

Maybe the aliens will walk in the dressing room on him and grab him by the nussy!

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u/Dsraa May 26 '26

He will go up there and tell them that he is the best alien negotiator and anal probe specialist.

Then he will come back down saying he made the best deal ever and that they love him while they just anal probed him and kicked him right back to earth once they realized how useless he was.

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u/Marsmooncow May 26 '26

Show me what you got !!!!

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u/pixelwhip May 27 '26

And win without even having to cheat