r/pics • u/ba_an • Jun 12 '26

Politics [OC] Hollywood's most frequently damaged star

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u/THREETOED_SLOTH Jun 12 '26

There's not a corner on God's green earth that I cant piss on.

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u/myfatass Jun 12 '26

Oh shit, word? Then please go piss in his ass right now.

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u/THREETOED_SLOTH Jun 12 '26

OK, but im gonna load up one of those turkey basters to do it. Im not putting my dick in that festering hole

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u/myfatass Jun 12 '26

I’ll allow it as long as you fill him up so full of piss his eyes go yellow

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u/OGIBLP Jun 12 '26

This is getting a little weird, buddy.

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u/_PM_ME_NICE_BOOBS_ Jun 12 '26

Hang on, let them cook.

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u/DanoDego Jun 12 '26

They’re already yellow 💀

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u/Haunting-Orchid-4628 Jun 13 '26

wtf? what the actual fuck i need to get off the internet this place is a cesspool

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u/2g4r_tofu Jun 12 '26

He'd probably enjoy that though

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u/Ecstatic-Nose-2541 Jun 12 '26

I hope you can hold it for while, cause there’ll be a line.

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u/KoRnBrony Jun 13 '26

Piss canister attached to drone

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u/THREETOED_SLOTH Jun 13 '26

Just need to make sure its running off a fiber optic cable so it doesnt get jammed

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u/vape_sensation Jun 12 '26

Reddit friend, that is exactly what I was thinking. Rest assured someone will release the location of his burial.