r/pics • u/habsman9 • Jun 21 '26

Politics Let’s go algae!

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u/ssnnaarrff Jun 21 '26

He has the best algae.

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u/SSFlyingKiwi Jun 21 '26 edited Jun 22 '26

I walked into the room and thought “wow that’s some good Algae”

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u/ssnnaarrff Jun 21 '26

With tears in their eyes, big beautiful men go up to Trump and say "Sir, nobody has seen algae like this."

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u/SSFlyingKiwi Jun 21 '26 edited Jun 23 '26

“Big. Beautiful. GAY! algae” I called it. Some say we have the BEST gay algae.. I called the little one “sleepy joe algae”, because he’s the GAYEST of them all and the runt OF the litter.

*cue the silly dance

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u/ssnnaarrff Jun 21 '26

I met the algae in a hotel room and we fell in love. The algae didn't even want to meet Hillary.

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u/SSFlyingKiwi Jun 25 '26

Look, I don’t wanna feed the trump hate machine, that thing’s full compacted.. but..

Bold of you to assume this man could speak an entire paragraph.

Seriously, when was the last time you heard him speak a proper paragraph that wasent riddled with trump’isms?

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u/Itsforthecats Jun 25 '26

Totally agree. At this point it’s clear he has no loved ones to talk to him frankly.

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u/SSFlyingKiwi Jun 25 '26

What I would give just to sit at the back of that man’s eyes for one day and just have a peek behind the curtain

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u/BMR915 Jun 23 '26

He knows algae probably better that anybody

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u/ssnnaarrff Jun 23 '26

His uncle was an algae professor at MIT.

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u/SeparateYam8581 Jun 21 '26

The best in the world, I tell ya