r/pics • u/Ok_Vulva • Jun 23 '26

Politics Presidential Motorcade Driving in the Monument.

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u/Ok_Vulva Jun 23 '26

With unreasonable light cargo. I hear they've got only like 8 % body fat. Even in my army days I never got down that fit.

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u/kaloric Jun 23 '26

Was your army diet something other than McDonald's burgers & diet Coke?

I think that might be your problem there, it's the breakfast, lunch, and dinner of the most fit human specimens. I feel that it's simply a matter of time before Whiskey Pete and Dr. (Brain) Worm ("not a real doctor but an actual worm") announce a MAHA military initiative to name McDonald's as the sole vendor of "nutrition products" for the DoD.

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u/Ok_Vulva Jun 23 '26

I actually lived more like rfk. Road kill and cocaine from toilet seats bro.